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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.
Amy Winehouse ‘Addicted’ To Knickers
AMY Winehsoue story of the day is in the Star, wherein readers learn that the sometime singer is “addicted to sexy knickers”.
Can you smoke a thong? Can you inject French knickers ? Is sniffing your knickers to check for freshness a gateway drug?
Says dad Mitch Winehouse:
“Amy quit the drugs in her own way. But other problems have developed. She’ll go into Agent Provocateur and spend £3,000 on underwear in one go.”
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Posted: 6th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Twilight In Pictures: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart On Isle Of White
TWILIGHT stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are holidaying on The Isle Of White, twinned with Greenland.
The Twilight ‘lovers’ are in Ventnor. They are well away from the media frenzy.
Ventnorblogger Sally Perry tells everyone:
“Well-known artists and musicians have found that they can live normal lives in Ventnor, away from the media glare.”
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Posted: 6th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Peaches Geldof Does Death In Dubai: Pictures
IS Peaches Geldof finally carving out a niche for herself in the world of showbiz? As we’ve said Peaches is the wannabe rebel who turns up at the orgy to find mum and dad handing out towels. To truly rebel against her family, Peaches needs to do something surprising, like get a job as a nurse.
For now, though, signs are that Peaches has developed a shtick: death.
Having tweeted a car crash, in which death was all the chatter, Peaches then used Twitter to publish a photo of her sticking a gun at a friend’s head. This led to “an outcry from anti-gun campaigners and accusations that she is glamorising violence.”
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Posted: 6th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa Gets Her Own Comic: Pictures
LADY Gaga is the subject of Bluewater’s free comic in its new Fame series. No shock to learn that May 5 is Free Comic Book Day, followed, as ever, by May 6th and Arrest A Comic Thief Day. Future books will look at Robert Pattinson, 50 Cent, David Beckham and Taylor Swift.
With art by Tess Fowler and words by Dan Rafter, the plot centres on the quest to get a picture of Lady GaGa’s face, without attention being deflected by masks, menstrual spatterings or a penis.
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Big Brother Vinnie Jones Is Comic Book Superspy Jake Noble: Pictures
BIG Brother gonad warmer Vinnie Jones is the star of Noble, a new comic book series created by Howard Chaykin. Jones is Jake Noble, a Bond-like spy partnered with two daughters from different mothers. If Ian Fleming wrote EastEnders, this would be the show’s main family unit. Pictures:
Spotter: bleeding cool
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katie Price Presents Mr And Mrs Quiz On Big Brother
ON Big Brother, Katie Price is asking Alex Reid and Dane Bowers questions Katie Price favourite subject: Katie Price.
Does Alex Reid, Mr Toffee Crisp, a man who can be read in Braille, know Katie better than Dane Bowers does, who can be seen on the internet using Katie as a novelty foot muff?
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Says Katie Price’s spokesperson in all media: “She wants the show to be about Alex, not her.” And she will keep telling the press until they listen.
So what will Katie ask about Katie? Here are our five questions for lovers past present and future to ponder:
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Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Casey Johnson ‘Dead’ Lesbian Photos: Gayness Kills
CASEY Johnson, heir of baby powder and more of Johnson & Johnson is dead (pictures) at a too young age. Sad news. As MacGuffin notes: “When Brittany Murphy died, the Mail never ran a single headline along the lines of ‘Straight actress found dead in her home at 32’.” But the Mail gives us this about Johnson being a dead lesbian. Wonder if Mail hack Jan Moir thinks the death “unnatural”? When gayness kills:
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
American Royalty Casey Johnson: A Life In Pictures
CASEY Johnson has died and the woman who might not have heard of is in the news. Casey Johnson was heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. She was the beauty editor for the no-longer-working Manhattan File. “She has said her biggest regret was turning down The Simple Life with Paris Hilton.” She adopted a baby form Kazakhstan and called it Ava-Monroe. She co-wrote a book called Managing Your Child’s Diet. She once discovered via the New York Post’s Page Six that the man she thought was her boyfriend, John Dee, had dated her 56-year-old aunt, Libet Johnson. She dated a reality TV show product called Tila Tequila (she tweeted her lover’s death). Or not. A life in pictures:
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Big Brother: Dane Bowers Tells All About Fight Night With Alex Reid
MORE news on the big Brother non-fight between Alex Reid and Dane Bowers, in which Reid did not fight Bowers. No bruise hiding face make-up needed. Big Brother will not end in murder:
“There was an incident that happened between a few people that were being silly. I don’t know why I got involved…to try and help out,” he said.
“I don’t think it’s worth getting into that exactly. Just because Alex and I were in the same vicinity, Alex’s name was brought into it as well and suddenly it turned into me and Alex fighting.”
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Katie Price’s New Year’s Eve Party: Dane Bowers And Alex Reid ‘Fight’
WITH Alex Reid (Mr Toffee Crisp 2010) and Toe Muffler Dane Bowers safely out of harm’s way in the Big Brother house, Katie Price and Peter Andre are free to resume their war of words.
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
All over the web are pictures taken at Katie Price’s new Year’s Eve bash – literally (allegedly). The Star says Peter Andre is unhappy. This is “dignified” Peter Andre who, reportedly, told Alex Reid:
“You’re gonna get your legs broken!”
Now Peter Andre is:
“Fuming dad Peter Andre could consult lawyers after the New Year’s Eve party, which turned into a boozy and violent bash. Pete, 36, is furious Junior, four, and Princess Tiáamii, two, had been present at the wild party.”
The party is said to have featured an alleged threesome rumpus, in his Redi hits Bowers and yelled:
“Dane’s lucky he’s not dead. He’s been on the phone to Katie. He’s gobbing off like a big f***ing p***k.”
While you analyse the macho language of these hard men (really, really hard men; you want some?), a source says:
“It was a family party and there were lots of children there with nannies to look after them. Princess and Junior enjoyed themselves and were in bed long before the fight so knew nothing about it.”
Anyhow, Bowers and Reid now say there was no fight. But there are pictures being broadcast all over the media – pictures that prove that when Katie Price doesn’t do anything, she’s still news…
Pictures:
Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Van Morrison Sues Daily Mail Over Baby Stories
WHAT news of Van Morrison, new father at 64 to George Ivan Morrison III by one Gigi Lee? Well, having read the story on Decemeber 29, Van Morrison told one and all on December 31 that the story was nonsense – there is no baby and he and Wife Michelle are very happy. As he said:
“For the avoidance of all doubt and in the interests of clarity, I am very happily married to Michelle Morrison with whom I have two wonderful children.”
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Billie Piper On Prostitute Belle Du Jour And ‘Knocking One Out’
BILLIE Piper would like Marie Claire readers to know that she is not a prostitute.
Sure, Piper did dress up provocatively for a TV – on the press releases Piper wore stockings and suspenders or a rubber dress. But Piper chose to pretended to be a woman who chose to be a prostitute in what ITV called a “naughty new drama” Belle De Jour, Secret Diary Of A Call Girl.(Pictures here.)
She was also only pretending to have sex on BBC’s Canterbury Tales. As Belle (Piper) tells viewers:
“Work out what the client wants as fast as you can and give it to him.'”
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Big Brother: Katie Price’s Foot Muff And Alex Reid’s ‘Bloodbath’
CELEBRITY Big Brother is upon us, and all eyes are not on a young Kathy Burke, who is playing her latest character, Lady Sovereign, but on Dane Bowers and Alex Reid, who are famous, respectfully, for using Katie Price as a foot muff (use No. 34) and being dumped by her on the telly.
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Posted: 4th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Bono Kicks Off World Cup With Nelson Mandela
IN January 2009, Bono, the U2 frontman, Mr G9, wrote an OpEd for the New York Times that we believed to be a parody. To ensure that the new decade works for the good of mankind, Bono will be fronting a concert and lending his name to organic rubber wrist bands advocating tax-breaks for elder statesmen of rock.
Before we see what Bono has this year, let’s hark back to last year’s missive:
Once upon a couple of weeks ago …
I’m in a crush in a Dublin pub around New Year’s. Glasses clinking clicking, clashing crashing in Gaelic revelry: swinging doors, sweethearts falling in and out of the season’s blessings, family feuds subsumed or resumed. Malt joy and ginger despair are all in the queue to be served on this, the quarter-of-a-millennium mark since Arthur Guinness first put velvety blackness in a pint glass.
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Posted: 3rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother: Hard Men Bowers, Vinnie Jones And Alex Reid Do It With Fists
ACCORDING to Katie Price’s boyfriend Alex Reid, Dane Bowers is “lucky he’s not dead”. Turns out it’s nothing to do with the sex tape in which Bowers finds a use for a Duvall toe, but an opinion formed after the pair were involved in a “furious punch-up”.
A source says that Reid says:
“I’m trying to play it down. My elbow has hit him three times in the head. I worked his knees too. I never get in fights, ever. I was like, ‘Come on, please, let’s go,’ and he was lairing it up. He took my kindness as a weakness.”
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Posted: 3rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Celebrity Big Brother: Vinnie Jones to Mind Paul Gascoigne
THE New Year is nigh and that means the season of Celebrity Big Brother, serving as a reminder that the EU Celebrity Mountain has not claimed all our stars and that Vinnie Jones is at large.
Yes, Vinnnie Jones, the gonad grabber and former Wimbledon FC hardman who turned to playing dowagers and lead romantic roles in showbiz. The Sun says:
VINNIE Jones has been offered $1MILLION to team up with his old footie rival Paul Gascoigne in Celebrity Big Brother. The ex-Wimbledon hardman, now a movie star, was contacted by show producers with a lucrative offer to “keep an eye” on former England hero Gazza in a ratings-winning ploy for the BB house.
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Posted: 31st, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kerry Katona Sells Mum’s House: The Kebab Museum Is Born
IF you’re Kerry Katona, you wait for a time of year to be noticed when no-one is visiting Jade Goody’s grave, Katie Price and Peter Andre are between advertorials for their kidzzz and Celebrity Big Brother. You wait for a gap in the tabloid news to feature on the Star’s front page in:
“KERRY KICKS MUM OUT ON STREET.”
Already this month, we have been told that Kerry is not going on Big Brother, and that Kerry has a “stalker”. It’s terrifying for Our Kerry:
The troubled I’m A Celeb winner and ex-pop star had befriended the 26-year-old woman on Facebook. But the obsessed fan then turned up out of the blue at her mansion home. She approached Kerry’s husband Mark Croft, 39, on the drive.
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Posted: 31st, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Dimmer Switch: Photos
BROOKE Hogan is daughter to neon-topped wrestler Hulk Hogan. Hollywood Tuna has pictures of reality TV star Brooke and her day’s lover in Miami. Want to know which is which? The one that glows brighter in the dark is the daughter, allegedly. No, it’s the other way around. This is tricky. Put the lights back on. The lights… Where’s the dimmer switch? No, not on Brooke. The dimmer. Get the dimmer!
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Alicia Duvall’s Cheryl Cole Toe Job
ALICIA Duvall is famous of going under the surgeon’s knife more often than Rihanna’s nipples have been under an umbrella.
In “I cut off my toe to get feet like Cheryl Cole” Now magazine looks at “the model’s pursuit for perfection”.
After watching Cheryl Cole totter onto The X Factor stage in a pair of Giuseppe Zanotti sandals, Alicia Douvall decided to have revolutionary surgery on the overlapping toes on her size 6 feet.
Not six toes on her overlapping feet. That for later. Says she:
“I know people will think I’m mad, but my feet were so horrible.”
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Emma Chawner Walks Out On Lorraine Kelly’s Get The Stupid Fatso TV Show
X FACTOR reject Emma Chawner – of the fat Ramsbottom Chawner family – was the singer who “claimed that her obesity discouraged employers from hiring her” and who was ritually abused in the press and on TV by a sneering Simon Cowell. She and her roly-poly family then moved into a car, along with their dog, cat and pet bird.
Anorak supposed that the Chawners had been living inside a supermarket, and that Emma and her family could make a living climbing into the Austin Maxi of a night on Challenge TV. But we digress.
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Celebrity Big Brother House In Photos
THOSE all-important first photos of the Celebrity Big Brother house are yours to gaze upon. The show’s producer, Shirley Jones (look out for her on Reality TV Producers – a fly-on-the-wall show following Big Brother staff looking for work and a spot on 100 Greatest Big Brother Moments) says the place is inspired by Dante’s Inferno.
Like Celebrity Big Brother, Dante’s inferno is something everyone has heard of but very few people have bothered to look at. It’s fitting. Says Jones:
“The famous line from Dante’s Inferno is ‘Abandon hope all ye who enter here’ which has inspired much of what we have done to the house, particularly the entrance which is dark and cavernous with flaming walls.”
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Myleene Klass Writes For The Sun On Marriage And Myleene Klass
MYLEENE Klass tells Sun readers that “more than 50 per cent of women there [America] believe their government should make it law that women take their husband’s surname when they get married.”
So says Myleene Klass, who goes on ask in her column, “aren’t there more important things to worry about?”
Well, yes. But Myleene is worried about this:
“Getting married isn’t about maintaining two separate identities – it’s about creating a new one – a partnership. Marriage takes time and effort to succeed and grow.”
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Michael Jackson Hotel Museum Destined For Plymouth
WHO’S up for staying at David Gest’s hotel-museum dedicated to the King of Prop Michael Jackson? No, it’s not in Neverland. It’s in Plymouth, a Whenever Land in Devon.
Says Gest (soon to be a product of nominative determinism):
“I’ve always loved Plymouth. I want to bring a little bit of showbiz to the city.”
Plymouth needs no little showbiz sprinkle of desiccated Jackson, it being the birthplace of such luminaries as Sir Donald Sinden, George Passmore of Gilbert and George, Sharron Davies, Wayne Sleep and Angela Rippon, most of whom are alive.
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Kevin Jonas And Danielle Deleasa’s Disney-Themed Lady And Tramp Wedding
PEOPLE magazine has a “FIRST LOOK” at Kevin Jonas’s wedding to Danielle Jonas, nee Danielle Deleasa.
The wedding “was like a fairy tale”, we learn. There was “a castle, an enchanted forest and glass slippers in the bride’s shoe size”.
This is what happens when virgins marry and one of them works for Disney. Cue the bunnies and poison apple.
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Posted: 30th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Van Morrison Presents George Ivan Morrison III
WHAT news of Van Morrison? No, not dead. He’s regenerated, welcoming his first son at the age of 64. It’s George Ivan Morrison III. Mum GiGi and dad say the child is “the spitting image of his daddy”. They do say that as you get older you start to look like a baby…
Posted: 29th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
