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How A Perfect Playboy Centerfold Is Made: Year Of The Rabbit Photos
PLAYBOY is showing you behind the magic curtain at a Christies’ auction of stills entitled “The Year Of The Rabbit” (phots NSFW). The cultural artefacts are many but the historical value is to be found in the marked-up Playboy centrefolds from the 1990s and early 2000s mounted on card. The girls are less than perfect.
But if they are minced and diced they can fit the mold. Slim, photogenic and available is not enough. For instance, the shot of Lauren Hill (Playmate of the month for February 2001) is given the comment:
“OK but nothing special. There is nothing going on in the face + eyes.”
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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
The TSA Protest Song: Comply With Me, Obey, Obey, Obey
COMPLY with me is the song to hum as your body is put through the hands of the TSA’s dick measuring service and breast groping syndication. Americans are now getting the same stinking treatment they used to reserve for foreigners.
Anorak’s pal behind the Rubber Curtain, Iowahawk, bring news of the protest song of the age. Bend over and grab your ankles. You’re in for a bumpy ride.
Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise through my peekaboo xray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA
Comply with me you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give you a shout to my icy handed chums
Comply with me bend over here it comes
Once I get up there where your hair is tickle-ish
I’ll just fish
got my wish
Once I get you up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel when we’re together
Proctology is such a lovely trade
I’ll show you, love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I’d be a perfect gentleman if had just obeyed
Comply with me, I’m GS-8 pay grade
Janet Napolitano says to sprad em wide
Have you tried…Astroglide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head alof
Turn it and cough when we’re together
Don’t crack wise or I’ll ruin your whole day
Please don’t frown when I pat your down, it alerts the CIA
It’s a perfectly legal practice
Except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me
I said comply with me
Obey
Obey
Obey
Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
Strictly Come Dancing Photos: Ann Widdecombe Dances The Cillit Broom Bang-A-Bang
STRICTLY Come Dancing’s Ann Widdecombe was being tossed about by Anton du Beke at Blackpool’s Tower Ballroom. The cameras clicked. Was this an advert for a new celebrity mop, the renowned virgin launching her own brand of Cillit Bang?
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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment
Emma Watson Photo Timeline: The Pervy Uncle Hair Cut
HARRY Potter means one thing to editors: Emma Watson showing some flesh. Daniel Radcliffe has exposed his genitals on stage. Rupert Grint has done topless (as they all must). But Emma gives only glimpses. The Emma Watson mini-dress was the stand-out photos of the penultimate Harry Potter film premiere.
What next for Emma Watson? Says Emma:
“Three months ago I cut my hair – and at that moment, it felt like I became a woman.”
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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Racist Burqa-Clad Woman Proves Criminals Hide In Burqas
TIME for an update on Carnita Matthews, the burqa-clad woman who called the Australian police racist for pulling her over for a Random Breath Test and, as she claimed, trying to force her burqa off to see if her face tallied with her licence photo.
You can read more here. But the gist is that she says the burqa-clad figure who signed a police statement wasn’t her.
The law disagrees:
A magistrate dubbed a burqa-clad mother of seven as racist, after claiming she was the victim of mistaken identity and jailed her for six months.
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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)
The Young Director Award 2010: Someone Is Grounded
THE Young Director Award 2010: Someone Is Grounded:
Erotica 2010 Photos: Zlata Works The Tube
ZLATA the rubber Girl was on the London Underground, putting her feet on the seats and on the ceiling, on a Savvas Christodoulou, as they journeyed to the Erotica 2010 adult lifestyle show at Olympia in London.
More of Zlata after the first gallery:
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Posted: 19th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment (1)
Kate Middleton’s Green Hen Do And Prince William’s Stag Hunt: Photos
KATE Middleton’s father Michael will not be paying for her wedding to Prince William. So much for tradition. But this is not to say that the Middletons are not full of idea as to how best the thing should go. The family’s The Partypieces website, owned by Michael and Carole Middleton parent’s of Kate Middleton, has some great offers, especially on the non-eco plastic items and killer Chinese lanterns.
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But there is an “eco” section, on which you can find tips on how to create a do greener than Prince Charles’ Aston Martin and Air Miles stamps:
How about getting creative and with the help of your child making your own – this will give the party a personal touch and is a fun way of using pictures from old cards or even leaves and flowers from the garden. But without a doubt the greenest invitation of all is one that saves on stamps and trees.
Or:
…how about a paper tablecloth, suitable for recycling, or an old sheet that can be washed –
And granny?
And what about hosting a gardening party ?
Queen Has Kate Middleton In Her Sights: Great Photos
And then there’s the hen night:
A few essentials for your hen party to do list – something to make your hen party stand out from the crowd-you don’t have to go full fancy dress but at least get everyone to wear head boppers, pink leis or feather boas.
Can Prince Edward come along?
Dress up the bride in embarrassing accessories- a learner plate is an iconic must! Organise some drinks and nibbles whilst you get ready. Don’t forget the dares – once your bride has had some bubbly get her to celebrate her final days of singledom with some girlie fun!!
For him there’s a club in Bournemouth, and a camp…
Kate Middleton’s Bikini Photos And Princess Diana’s Ring
Kate Middleton And Prince William To Honeymoon At Taj Mahal
Wills And Kate Bullshit Fest – Must READ
Posted: 18th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment
The Mosque Of Murfreesboro Beats The Christian Zionists: Tennessee Rumblings
TO Tennessee, where the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro is to rise to the Heavens. There were protests against it. We’ll have not of that sort of thing here.
Richard Bartholomew looks at what went before:
From Talking Points:
The lawsuit to stop the construction of a mosque in middle Tennessee is getting expensive.
…Proclaiming Justice to the Nations, a Christian Zionist group, hired and is paying the fees for one of the two lawyers on the case.
The lawsuit alleges that officials in Rutherford County violated its open meeting laws when approving an expansion of the Islamic Center of Murfreesboro. The plaintiffs, however, have spent much of their time in courtarguing that Islam is not a religion.
…The group, which is based in Tennessee, is run by Laurie Cardoza-Moore. Cardoza-Moore believes, among other things, that nearly all Muslims — including those in middle Tennessee — follow a strict interpretation of the Koran: beating their wives, marrying children and killing dishonorable family members.
…If Cardoza-Moore seems familiar, that might be because she appeared in a “Daily Show” segment about the proposed mosque in August. She was also in the news earlier this year after Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) spoke at a PJTN event, and Cardoza-Moore — in violation of IRS regulations about nonprofits — encouraged members to donate money to the congresswoman’s campaign.
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Posted: 18th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
Coventry Teen Darius Gill ‘Knifed’ On Facebook By Muslims And Whites
DARIUS Gill is 13. He lives in Coventry. He attends Sidney Stringer Academy He wrote in praise of the British troops in Afghanistan: “RIP TO ALL THE LADS WHO NEVER MADE IT HOME.” And then he was targeted on Facebook by five boys and one girl. They called him a racist.
They are all aged 12. The Mail says they are “five Muslim boys and one white girl”.
One white girl? Is she a Muslim? Or is Islam is now a colour in the Mail?
The Sun forget the white girl totally:
FIVE Muslim schoolboys threatened to kill a classmate on Facebook — because he posted comments supporting BRITISH troops.
The Coventry Telegraph says two pupils threatened him.
Darius’s father is “Asian”. His mother is “white”. His religion is not given. Here is a selection of messages posted:
“Fight on Monday gonna be heavy knuckle dusters nd knifes hopefully I don’t die.”
“ill bang him ma slef am a terrorist.”
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Posted: 17th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)
Pole Spin Magazine: Pole Dancing Is The New Beach Volleyball (Photos)
POLE Spin magazine – “The International Pole Dance Fitness & Lifestyle Magazine” – is the organ police dancer have been looking for. The quarterly read is billed as “The 1st of its kind for the pole fitness industry.” Only. That honour goes to Pole2Pole is. It’s British. It’s pole dancing. And it’s now!
In it we learn that Beth Williams is the UK’s pro pole dancer; the top amateur is Lauren Raskir. The European No.1 is Germany’s Melanie Mosler. And the Champion of Champions is…Dutch pole climber Hanka Venselaar.
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Posted: 17th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
I’m A Celebrity: Gillian McKeith ‘Sweats It Out In The Bush’ (Then Wrings It Out In A Beaker)
WITH Gillian McKeith in the I’m A Celebrity jungle, Anorak has sent one of old Mr Anorak’s relief nurses out to buy a degree from Debenham’s and stand in the lavatories at Euston train station. She is holding her nose as fat people emerge panting and spent from cubicles. She is telling them they need to be better at pooing. Gillian, your country is in safe hands.
Gillian is appreciate of our efforts to remind the fat that their excrement smells. She has written to Anorak. She is still flogging her keep-fit, lose weight, poo- better club. And the missive come with coupon called the “jungle offer”.
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Posted: 17th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Jeremy Kyle: At the End Of The Day He’s Here To Heal
JEREMY Kyle is – at the end of the day – pretty much what he must be at the beginning to the day. Kyle increasingly resembles a cult leader, a shiny-eyed totem of the hopeless who creates a them and us.
Part actor, part messianic healer, Kyle is the public servant who gets the docile and useless before the bright lights and “live” studio audience to chuck abuse in their faces, often screaming in threes (“GET A JOB; GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE; GROW A PAIR!), saying “Bless you” to some sad sack of cells and puss sat on his office furniture, or seething a sneering “SEE YA” .
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Kate Middleton Will Be The Next People’s Princess (If She Shags Around And Forgets Her Seatbelt)
KATE Middleton and Prince William are to be married and the papers and news media are falling over themselves to cobble together the story to fill the need. But it’s hats off to the Daily Express for pressing f9 on the keyboard and conjuring up:
WHEN Kate Middleton marries into the Royal Family she will be following in Diana’s footsteps but does she have the potential to be the next People’s Princess?
God we hope so. But the Express must be hoping more than all of us. Fingers crossed for that paper’s survival that Katie doesn’t put on her seatbelt, has extra-marital sex and sticks her hair in a bun and her **** in a toaster.
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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment
Eating Off The People’s Princess: Princess Diana’s Plate In Pictures
PRINCESS Diana is back. Not that she ever went away. Princess Diana lives on the fabled Sixth Floor of London’s Harvey Nichols department store. And on your tables. The great Tabloid Prodigy has news of Diana’s commemorative plates moving with the fashion trends and the meals. What does Diana look like now? Let’s see:
Sauce: Here
Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Kate Middleton’s Bikini Photos And Princess Diana’s Ring
KATE Middleton and Prince William and Princess Diana: There are three of them in this marriage. Wills have given Kate his mum’s engagement ring. The 18-carat white gold ring containing an oval blue sapphire surrounded by a cluster of 14 small diamonds was the one Prince Charles gave Diana in 1981. Says Wills:
“It was my way of making sure my mother didn’t miss out on today and the excitement and the fact that we’re going to spend the rest of our lives together.”
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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (33)
One Man’s Holiday With A Sex Doll (Photos)
DOLL Forum is the online meeting place for adult doll owners –full-size female dolls with prominent sexual characteristics. Forum member Mechwizard recounts his holidays with Zara, a tall brunette with long hair and well-appointed orifices.
Our first holiday away, just Zara, myself, the van and the open road. We’re off to to visit some friends of Zara and I, spend some alone time and see some sights up and down the east coast. I’ll add photos every week or so of what we got up to and who we met.
The tour is in Australia. Zara’s pals are waiting:
Packing the van for the trip invovled more issues than I had first thought. Packing for Zara meant packing for two and she needed more room for her gear than I did. Additionally there was her stand. Luckily I had found the time to build the new light-weight one prior to leaving. Her old photo stand was far too big to consider taking along and would not have fitted in the back of the van in any case.
Says member Plastik 23, commenting on a picture of a white van with its rear doors open:
very nice! do i spy a bed in the back? (thumbs up)
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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (2)
Durham Tees Valley Airport Charges Passengers To Use Departure Lounge And Windows
FOR £6 per adults and just £2 per child, passengers leaving AND arriving at Durham Tees Valley Airport get to sit on space-age modular furniture; be felt up by a security guard and enjoy the dick-measuring service; try on sunglasses at the Alpha Shopping experience; visit a British theme pub the Yard of Ale (NO metres in this proud British hostelry, eh, readers!); or pretend to be actually moving on a simulated video game at the Game Grind video game arena.
Also!!
Unmetered walking
Use of windows
Use of floor
Use of ceilings
And much much more!!!!
On the airport website, there is advice and warnings:
What happens if a passenger refuses to pay this charge?
The airport reserves the right to refuse access to the Departure Lounge to any passenger. All departing passengers must purchase a PFF ticket and present this to staff in order to pass through Airport security and access the Departure Lounge.
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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comments (3)
EDL Facebook Fans Call For Death To Muslims: Waissel And Alibhai-Brown Go Free
KATIE Waissel and Yasmin Alibhai-Brown are targeted by the internet gods: Waissel is hit by savage keystrokes from X Factor fans; Alibhai-Brown is the subject of a stoning joke by a Tory Councillor Gareth Compton.
The police investigate the Waisell threats. Compton is under investigation by the police. He has been arrested under section 127(1a) of the 2003 Communications Act for sending an offensive or indecent message. He has been bailed pending further inquiries. Compton is also suspended from the Conservative Party. He’s a barrister, so any criminal proceedings could severely damage his career.
The row began after Yasmin Alibhai-Brown appeared on a BBC radio programme and argued Britain’s politicians had no right to condemn human rights abuses such as stoning in other countries, because of the country’s record in Iraq. Coun Compton sent a message saying: “Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan’t tell Amnesty if you don’t. It would be a blessing, really.”
The TV show starlet and the media commentator make it into the news, naturally. But one internet death campaign you won’t have read about in the mainstream media is the one aimed at the Priapic Islamists who on Remembrance Day made a point of standing on London’s Exhibition Road (indeed) to yell and burn a giant poppy (in your face, Cherie Blair). The leader of the English Defence League, Tommy Robinson, was arrested in the melee.
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Posted: 16th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Technology | Comments (3)
X Factor: Katie Waissel Joined Jedward On Stage Last Year: Video Proof?
X FACTOR hate figure Katie Waissel was on the show last year, singing with Jedward, those Duracell Gonks.
Wasn’t she?
Read: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.
Posted: 15th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comments (2)
The Most Brutal Boxing Fight Ever (Not Haye V Harrison): Video
WHILE David Haye and Audley Harrison failed to out on a fight for the 700,000-plus mug punters who’d coughed up £14.95 to see the WBA heavyweight bout on the telly, we were watching the Thai boxing.
This is the rumble you wanted to see… (stick with it – its get nuttier and nuttier)…
Posted: 15th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (2)
40 Years Of The Sun’s Page 3 (Eyes And Peepers): In Photos
PAGE 3, the Soaraway Sun’s 2DD topless stunna, turns 40 this week, on November 17, to be exact. In 1970, German mo-del Stephanie Rahn showed off her “birthday suit” to the readers and the Sun’s photographer Beverley Goodway (Mr).
That was the year when John Lennon’s drawings were removed from a London gallery by the Obscene Publications Squad, IBM launched floppy discs, The Stylophone – brought electronic music to the masses and The Goodies were considered entertaining.
Before BBC 3, Channel X and reality TV, Page 3 Girls pursued other interests. Rahn embarked on a film career. No place in the nostalgia-proof British sex comedy for her, rather a role as Lady Marie in a Mel Brooks film History of the World: Part 1.
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Posted: 15th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment
X Factor: Fans Vote For Katie Waissel To Sing Twice Every Weekend
X FACTOR: Katie Waissel fans are running the show, voting so that the star sings on the Saturday night gig and again on Sunday. No other act sings twice every weekend. Only Katie.
Katie’s fans – The Weasels – are experts in maths and vote rigging (she is huge in Burma and the more musical parts of Iran).
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Posted: 14th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Katy Perry Upskirt And Breasts Photos: BBC Teen Awards Get Lift
CAN looking up Katy Perry’s skirt and down her top make the BBC Teen Awards a hit? At the Hammersmith Apollo, London, Perry wore a dress with the candy machine dispenser over her veejay. For the teens. Especially for those teens stood in the front row with camera phones.
Russell Brand does not you like pictures up his wife’s skirts. But where was he to save the day?
In photo 4, Katy obliges the congregation with a stoop into the crowd. She’s a modern day Saint Agatha is Katy, a god-fearing, breast carrying entertainer waiting to be painted in your adoration…
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Posted: 14th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (2)
Erika Winchester: YouTube Racist Is A Cop (Photos)
ERIKA Winchester is sending the internets crazy with her racist attack on a US postal worker called Jean Hugson, 47, on Oct. 9, 2009. He was sacked from the US Postal Service for other matters. Although he says he was fired because he is black:
“They did not want a black person in there.”
The USPS denies this.
But justice was served on Winchester (although not internet justice delivered by 4chan, the site which unearthed her identity).
On Nov. 24, 2009, the matter came before the Beak. A magistrate ruled that if Winchester behaved for a year and wrote a letter of apology the matter could lie. She wrote the letter. That year is up in a few days.
Winchester’s attorney is called Robert Jubinville. He says Hugson would not testify against Winchester. Fear? No. He was concerned for the woman.
Now it’s worse. Hugson published the videos on YouTube. And now Winchester’s under police protection:
“Because of the attention that this has gotten in the media, we feel she needs to have protection over there right now,” said Hingham police Lt. Michael Peraino.
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Posted: 13th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (10)
