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Azam Kasav: Why He Killed In Mumbai

AZAM Kasav lies on the floor. He is playing dead. He is being kicked and beaten.

Police step in to save him. Save him for later.

The man, part of the death squad that killed 174 and wounded 330 people in Mumbai, is in police custody.

Kasav’s orders were “kill to the last breath”.

Azam is from from Faridkot in Pakistan. He was born Mohammad Ajmal Mohammed Amin Kasab.

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Criminals For Obama: Yes They Did It

CRIMINALS for Obama:

Yes, they did.

Source, Via

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Thailand: British Protestors Campaing For Thai Rak Thai

BRITISH protestors come out in support of Thailand Thai Rak Thai Party:

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Margaret And Helen Say Shut The Hell Up Sarah Palin

MARGARET and Helen say: “Sarah Palin, sit down and shut the hell up!”

I thought I was done. Really I did. Obama won. Bush is almost gone. I was ready to sit back and enjoy the ride. Damn it to hell. She’s back. One day she’s standing in front of a dying turkey talking about how she needs to get back to the business of running Alaska and the next day she’s making plans to head on down to Georgia to campaign for that devil, Chambliss.

Sit down!

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Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)


Obama’s Loaded In A Buyer’s Market

ROBERT D Kaplan realises that Barack Obama can only profit from the bottom-out market:

…the real reason that Obama and Clinton might enjoy success is something that goes barely mentioned in the media. Obama and Clinton are buying into a bottomed-out market vis-à-vis America’s position in the world. It is as if they will be buying stock after the market has crashed, and just at the point when a number of factors are already set in motion for a recovery. For President George W. Bush did not just damage America’s position in the world, he has also, over the past two years, quietly repositioned himself as a realist in foreign policy, and that, coupled with a bold new strategy in Iraq, known as the “surge,” has poised America for a diplomatic rebound, which the next administration will get the credit for carrying out.

George Bush – you’ll miss him when he’s gone.

The 10 Best George Bush Photos Ever

Spotter

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Gordon Brown: The Downfall: Ein Video

THE downfall of Gordon Brown:

Posted: 30th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Obama Anonymous Clubs Spring Up Across America

MY name is … (“Greetings Obama No. 234251”) and I am addicted to talking about Barack Obama and organising communities…

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


The 10 Best George Bush Photos Ever

GEORGE Bush – you’ll miss him when he’s gone. The 10-ish best photos from his rain/reign/rein/reegn…

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)


Mumbai Massacre: What Azam Amir Kasav Knows

MUMBAI. Massacre. One prisoner has been identified. He’s called Azam Amir Kasav.

“…he is 21 years old, speaks fluent English, hails from tehsil Gipalpura in Faridkot in Pakistan, and is the only terrorist from this audacious operation to have been captured alive.”

Does he know anything?

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (29)


The UK Really Is A Police State

DAMIAN Green is arrested – well, if you arrest the Opposition, you’re bound to win an election.

The civil servant at the heart of a Whitehall leak investigation was in hiding last night as a political storm raged over the arrest of the Tory frontbencher Damian Green.

Hiding from whom? (Image Beau Bo D’Or Website)

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5)


The World Hates Only George Bush More Than It Hates Gordon Brown

GEORGE Bush? Yah-boooo! Gordon Brown, saviour of the world and all round non-celeb? Yah-boooo!

The Herald Tribune polled a sample of 6,257 adults (16 to 64 years) in France, Germany, Spain, Great Britain and the United States, and adults (18 to 64) in Italy. The poll was conducted between October 29 to November 6, 2008.

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Nicolas Sarkozy Feels A Little Prick

ONE of the more marketable things about Nicolas Sarkozy is that he is pocket sized. And this is good news for voodoo practitioners, who have fashioned a life-size replica of the French President.

One proviso to sale is that the voodoo dolls should carry a label saying they are offensive to him, rules the French judiciary.

How the stuffers of the Petit Sarkozy must rejoice at that, a badge of dishonour from the Beaks should multiply sales.

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Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2)


The Top Five Obama Magazine Covers: Kenyan Feasts And France’s Greatest Sports Icon

HAPPY thanks giving to our Amrican turkey friends. Enjoy your Kenyan feast:

1. Living With Obama

Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


How Guantanamo Bay Prevents More Mumbai Massacres

THOMAS Joscelyn explains why Barack Obama needs Guantanamo Bay:

The new administration will soon discover from its review of the Guantanamo files what motivated its predecessor: The scope of the terrorist threat was far greater than anyone knew on September 11, 2001….

Have the horrors like those witnessed in Mumbai been prevented by George Bush’s policies? Can flouting due process be for the greater good?

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)


Damian Green Round Up: The Martyr, The Clunking Fist And The End Of The Commons

DAMIAN GREEN MP, the shadow immigration minister, has been arrested at his constituency home in East Kent. He was arrested for “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office”.

His “crime” is the obtaining of leaked Whitehall documents and for “aiding and abetting misconduct in public office”.

It is an act worthy of Robert Mugabe, or Stalin, a police state.

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Posted: 28th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8)


Barack Obama Saves Risborough Estate Agency

BARACK OBAMA WATCH: Anorak’s look at how Obama is saving the world…

“CAN Barack Obama help fix the property market? Risborough estate agency says Obama’s election could prove turning point”The Bucks Herald

More Obamaballs to follow…

Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Baby P: Too Late For Ed Balls But Gordon Brown Can Still Save Him

HAVING made a land grab for his ashes, can the Sun take credit for the imminent dismissal of those Haringey social workers who failed Baby P?

Of course it can. And it’s a safe bet that Gordon Brown will not miss the opportunity to thank the Sun for its vigilante campaign, and thank those voters, sorry readers who signed the petition online and in the paper.

As Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel puts it:

“You never want a serious crisis to go to waste…”

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Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment


Bush Wacking: Andrew Sullivan Forgets The Democrats As He Bashes The Bush

HOW many of all the bad things can be blamed on George Bush? Andrew Sullivan talks about the money but forgets the Democrats:

“The debt was so reckless and so immense that it now threatens to destroy the entire financial system. That’s what electing George W Bush twice has done for us. But then we are told that this threat requires us to do even more of the borrowing and spending before we can begin to get ourselves back in balance again. The unchallenged doctrine of the day is that: doing nothing would provoke a worse collapse than necessary and so we have to make our fiscal situation much worse now in order to make it much better later. Why am I not convinced?”

As Johnathan Pearce says:

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (12)


Shane Obama: Barack Obama’s Australian Kin

BARACK Obama Watch: Today Barack is appearing in marketing for Baz Luhrmann‘s new film, Australia. Says Bazza:

“The President-elect of the United States is 47. If he was living in Australia, it is absolutely credible that the government, because he had one white parent and one black parent, could have taken him forcibly from his family”

Use the magic dust, Barack! No, not that dust!

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Boris Johnson’s Sister Wins Bad Sex Award

BORIS Johnson’s novelist sister Rachel has won the prize for the bad sex writing award. Yeah, he has a sister. She wrote Fashionably Latte, a study of depression in men married to women who read chick lit books:

Johnson was singled out for her novel’s slew of animal metaphors, including comparing her male protagonist’s “light fingers” to “a moth caught inside a lampshade”, and his tongue to “a cat lapping up a dish of cream so as not to miss a single drop”.

No, not him. Ho-ho...

Literary Review deputy editor Tom Fleming was also disturbed by the heroine’s “grab, to put him, now angrily slapping against both our bellies, inside”.

More…. more… oooo…

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Nigel Griffiths Packs Them In

NIGEL Griffiths MP (Labour) interjects to steal George Osborne’s thunder:

The Tories just packed the Commons debating chamber to win a vote to force the speaker to allow an emergency debate on the PBR tomorrow – something that Labour were resigned to, but keen to avoid since it has gone down like a plate of cold vomit with the public.

Nigel Griffiths jumped up after the vote on a point of order to the Speaker; “Is it in order for MPs to pile into chamber…” he began before being drowned out with laughter from all sides.

Mr Speaker: I wish they would pile in more often.

Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Barack Obama’s Crack Team Inhales Bill Clinton

BARACK Obama’s “Crack Team” is introduced to readers of the Sydney Morning Herald.

As Anorak writer Iowahawk puts it:

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Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Barack Obama’s New White House Puppy: A Mongrel Called Trig

CRIKEY, an Australian organ, wants to know what Obama’s new White House puppy should be called:

Which of the below should the Obama’s use to name their new puppy?…

Answer: A mongrel called Trig

Charming stuff. Jonathan Green, the editor, has now apologised, sort of:

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Posted: 24th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Fire At Will: British Police Get Stun Gun Tasers

NEWS on the wires that police officers will be given 10,000 Taser stun guns. They’re regulation issue.

Specially trained officers will be able to use the 50,000-volt weapons when faced with the threat of serious violence, says the Home Office.

Good news, then, for the police. Stick a magnet on the end and when deployed the wires glue the perp’s knife and make him dance like a demented John Sergeant.

But not everyone is happy.

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Posted: 24th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5)


Criminalising Drugs Boost Only The Gigantic Prison Service Industry

CONRAD Black calls for reform on drugs laws:

The US is now a carceral state that imprisons eight to 12 times more people (2.5m) per capita than the UK, Canada, Australia, France, Germany or Japan. US justice has become a command economy based on the avarice of private prison companies, a gigantic prison service industry and politically influential correctional officers’ unions that agitate for an unlimited increase in the number of prosecutions and the length of sentences.

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Posted: 24th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment