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Sky’s The Limit For The BNP

I SEE that Sky has followed up its article on the outing and subsequent sacking of Rod Lucas as a member of the BNP, and is now reporting the arrest of two people in Nottinghamshire over the leak of the BNP membership list, writes Chenier.

talkSPORT presenter Rod Lucas was “the first casualty of the media storm“.

Curiously enough, Sky hasn’t reported that another name on the list is a senior employee of Sky itself…

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Posted: 8th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Obama’s Jon Favreau Denies Sexual Relations With Hillary Clinton

BARACK Obama’s 27-year-old speechwriter Jon Favreau says of his meeting with Hillary Clinton: “I did not have “sexual relations” with that woman.

He then touched his still warm hand to his nose.

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Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)


Saddam Hussein Spies On America

SADDAM Hussein had spies in America.

“As U.S. troops became more familiar with Iraq, and the details of Saddam’s foreign espionage efforts came to light, it became known that Saddam had some U.S. citizens on the payroll. Over a dozen suspects were uncovered, and most were charged, if not prosecuted, for espionage. In Michigan, where the largest concentration of Arab-Americans live, four U.S. citizens have been prosecuted in the last few years. Some of Saddam’s agents even took jobs as interpreters in Iraq after 2003.

Where they reported to their leader that he was f***ed in both Arabic and English…

Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Minnesotan Somalians Rest In Pieces

MINNESOTA Somalians: Rest In Pieces:

Mark Steyn reprots on a disassembled departee:

A Minnesotan suicide bomber (now there’s a phrase) originally from Somalia returned to the old country and blew up himself and 29 other people last October. His family prevailed upon your government to have his parts (or as many of them as could be sifted from the debris) returned to the United States at taxpayer expense and buried in Burnsville Cemetery. Well, hey, in the current climate, what’s the big deal about a federal bailout of jihad operational expenses? If that’s not “too big to fail,” what is?

If you dry him out, he won’t weigh much and can travel in economy class, in someone’s pocket or a 25cl bottle. Have a heart.

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Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Council Sends School Registration Letters To Dead Children

SCHOOL classes are geting smaller in Gloucestershire.

The County Council has apologised for sending letters to the parents of children who have died asking them for their choice of school.

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Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Barack Obama: Yes We Caganer

BARACK Obama – let the reality begin. In the Messianic scene can you spot the caganer?

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Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Greenshirts On National March Against Climate Change

CAROLINE Lucas leads the greenshirts in a march on an empty House of Commons:

South East MEP and Green Party Leader Caroline Lucas will join thousands of campaigners in London this Saturday (6 December) in marching on Parliament to urge the government to match its rhetoric on climate change with credible action.

The National March against Climate Change, organised by the Campaign Against Climate Change, will gather at 12 noon at Grosvenor Square…

Saturday – when the sitting MPs aren’t, er, sitting…

Hurrah!

Vot did you do in ze global varming vor, papa? Ein video:

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Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


The BNP In South Korea

THE BNP is not the only political moment ot have its members exposed.

The Korea Herald reports:

“Conservative civic groups yesterday disclosed the names of some 5,000 members of a progressive teachers union in Seoul, in a bid to tame what they call biased education and leftist activism.

Yeah, the left can be exposed, too:

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Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Obama Disses Dave Cameron

MARBURY reads the New Statesman claim that “following his brief meeting with David Cameron in July, Obama exclaimed, ‘What a lightweight!'”

I’m sceptical. It just doesn’t sound very Obama-ish. Whatever he thinks, he doesn’t make a habit of deriding individuals in this manner, even fierce opponents (in fact I can’t think of a single example right now). The story’s author refers vaguely to “diplomatic sources”. Even if Obama was going to insult the Tory leader, it would be very out of character for him to do so in front of officials that weren’t people he knew and trusted. And as we know, Obama’s aides aren’t leakers. Well, we’ll see. But this may not enhance the already less-than-stellar reputation.

They disappear leakers, don’t they…

Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)


Saxby Chambliss Is A Metaphor For Metaphors

SHANNOIN McCaffrey find a number of mataphors for Saxby Chambliss, and uses them all in one sentence:

“Georgia Republican Sen. Saxby Chambliss handed the GOP a firewall against Democrats eager to flex their newfound political muscle in Washington, winning a bruising runoff battle Tuesday night that had captured the national limelight.”

It’s the like right hand isn’t listening to the left hand, on the other hand…

Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


The Machiavellian Mr Speaker

Machiavelli believes Mr Speaker has soemthing more to tell:

“The officers informed the Serjeant at Arms that the provisions of Section 8 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act required that they first seek consent of the person who occupies or controls the premises where they believe evidence may be found.”

Letter: Assistant Commissioner Robert Quick QPM MBA to the Home Secretary, 3 December 2008, in House of Commons Library Deposited Papers.

Says the Speaker:

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Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Nationwide Terror Probe Nets Hundreds Of PM Irritants

COUNTER-TERRORISM POLICE today rounded up hundreds of Britons suspected of membership in organizations described as “irritating” to Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The exact number was not released, but police officials said that many more are expected, “depending on the Prime Minister’s mood this morning.”

“Our sole purpose is to keep citizens safe from the threat of international terrorism,” said Thomas Ayckroyd, a spokesman for the Home Office. “While these detainees may all be British citizens, they were clearly engaged in treasonous acts designed to destabilize Her Majesty’s government by embarrassing, irritating, or otherwise inconveniencing the Prime Minister.”

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Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (14)


Barack Obama Will Be Assassinated By Second Monday In November

HAPPY Barack Obama Day:

In honor of BHO’s many noteworthy accomplishments as President Elect, a mainly black county in Alabama has officially established the second Monday in November as “The Barack Obama Day.”

Of course you usually get a day named in your honour only when you’re dead: Columbus Day; Martin Luther King Day, George Washington Day, Memorial Day, Christmas. 

What do these good people know? The Barack Obama Death Cult is at large…

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Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Obamaballs: Andrew Sullivan Bricks It

SAYS Andrew Sullivan:

A clip of extraordinary skill that for some reason makes me think of the problems president-elect Obama is about to take on:

Obama the Builder…Yes he might!

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Wind Turbines Promote Global Cooling

WITH global warming now at an end, the world is faced with global cooling and its many dangers.

In King’s Dyke, Whittlesey, two-feet long lumps of ice are cascading from the skies. The root of the plague is humanity’s use of fuels, chiefly an 80 metre high wind turbine, the nightmare machine.

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Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Your Global Warming GCSE Science Paper

 WTF? Indeed. The global warming GCSE science paper: take the test:

Last Monday, Graham Stuart, the Tory MP for Beverley and Holderness, read out to the Commons Select Committee for Children, Schools and Families a question from a recent GCSE science paper: “A nuclear power station is to be built. (1) It will provide more employment in the area. But (2) any release of radioactive material would be very dangerous. Which of these two statements argues in favour of siting the nuclear power station in the area?”

Mr Stuart then asked if “the department is really sure that we are providing pupils with a rigorous scientific understanding?” But he was answered by Jim Knight MP, the schools minister, with “Yes. I am absolutely happy that we are, and we have set up Ofqual to provide more public reassurance.”

And not you can’t go to the tolet – flushing it kills dolphins…

Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)


Hillary Clinton’s As Inexperienced As Obama, Says Obama

BARACK Obama says Hillary Clinton is

There is no reason to believe, however, that she was a key player in foreign policy at any time during the Clinton Administration.

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Posted: 3rd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Pregnant Jews Out Of Kashmir And How The West Triggered Mumbai

SO why did a gang of lads kill and maim so many pople in Mumbai?

David Aaronovitch looks at how the victism are to blame:

There is a branch of apologetics – which I take crudely to be the belief that the crime is the fault of the victim – that assumes a milder form, and which I’ll call explanetics. So the explanatists’ view of the Mumbai massacres last week is that the cause lies in what concretely has been done to, or in the vicinity of, the young, cool-looking men with the grenades and the machineguns.

You need to read on:

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Is Labour Tapping Up The Commons Speaker? Harman’s Leaked Email

AN ineffectual Speaker in the Commons is of use to no-one. Although:

The Conservatives have been sent an email by mistake, which details a meeting taking place tomorrow organised by the Leader of the House of Commons Harriet Harman to discuss the Speaker’s Statement to the House. Invited to the meeting are Jacqui Smith and Jack Straw, as well as Cabinet Secretary Gus O’Donnell, Jill Pay, the Serjeant at Arms and the Parliamentary Clerk, Malcolm Jack and a representative from the Speaker’s Office. Strangely the Tories and LibDems have not been invited.

The email was sent by mistake to the office of Shadow Cabinet member Philip Hammond. No doubt he will soon be arrested.

If only that were a joke…

(Click image to read in darkened room.)

Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Gordon Brown’s Zimbabwe Discussions And Procuring Misconduct

“There must be no intimidation of the Opposition. Their voices must be heard” – Gordon Brown, talking about… Zimbabwe

And in more news on how Gordon Brown is forging greater links with Mugabe’s Zimbabwe.

First the apparent illegality:

Then the economics:

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)


Ps And Qs: David Cameron Joins The Baby P Debate

BABY P. No rest yet. The court case has yet to be played out. The mother, step-father and lodger have yet to be sentenced.

Children’s Secretary Ed Balls has seen a report into the case. He has made his views know. But as is the fashion in modern politics, no-one makes a decision and moves on, they only join the debate.

His lack of a firm hand and inability to deliver a final ruling allows papers like the Sun to emote and start campaigns. They join the debate. We all join the debate. And nothing gets done. Not really.

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (19)


Gas Leaks At The UN Framework Convention on Climate Change,

DO you smell gas?

Around 13,000 tonnes of carbon dioxide (CO2) will be added to the Earth’s greenhouse effect from the December 1-12 meeting of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, the UNFCCC said.

That estimate is based on a turnout of 8,000 people, but as of Sunday 10,657 people had registered for the talks.

And exhale…

Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment


Halo Dinner: The Barack Obama Golden Plate Offer

NOW we own a piece of history. Can you? Yes you can!

Such is the demand the world over for Barack Obama gold plates, historians one and all are limited to taking away just two per visit.

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (9)


Baby P: Ed Balls Statement In Full And Sun’s Failed Campaign

TOUGH luck on the Sun and its legion of campaigners. Only three people have lost their jobs over Baby P.

Sharon Shoesmith, the head of children’s services at Haringey Council, has been sacked. The council’s leader George Meehan and the cabinet member for children and young people, Liz Santry have resigned.

Says Ed Balls: “In the case of Baby P things did go tragically wrong.”

No doubt about that.

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (13)


The Shameless M. Sarkozy: Yes He Can

IN France, Sarkozy gets out his Obamas:

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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment (1)