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‘Southern Fried’ Hillary Clinton Has Tony Blair’s Speech Patterns

YOU know how Tony Blair changes his accent to suit his audience? Hilliary Clinton does it too.

We don’t mean Blair being an American with an English accent. It’s when he … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

President Bush On, Er, Honour And Honesty

President Bush has confidence in honour and honesty…

Quote: “This is an honest, honorable man, in whom I have confidence.” President Bush on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

Figure of Speech: … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

150,000 Iranian Women Arrested For Crimes Against Fashion

AS reported on Anorak, the fashon police in Iran are doing their damndest to keep people dressed in a only Government-approved clothing.

EURef writes:

“THIS picture has done the rounds of the … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Alec Baldwin Gives A Damn

ALEC Baldwin blames the media in a story about this…

Baldwin tells US TV show The View:

“People in the tabloid media are themselves people who are abused and are people who … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Prince Harry: ‘Pampered Coward’ Or Corpse?

GO Harry! Don’t go Harry! You going to the bar, Harry?

Much debate around Prince Harry’s comings and goings.

Anorak thinks he should go to Iraq. And that he should take on … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Democrats Debate Greenhouse Gasses

WE counted the United States’ Democrat team out and we counted them all in again.

One by one they flew.

Like the keepers of the Coca Cola secret recipe, these Democrats must … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Dutch School Stops Class ‘As Pigs Enrage Muslim Pupils’

MUSLIM pupils in an Amsterdam school won’t even talk about pigs?

This from NIS News Bulletin:

“AMSTERDAM, 27/04/07 – A school in Amsterdam has halted lessons on rural life because the Islamic … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Government National Bee Unit Investigates Mobile Phone Buzz

BEES are disappearing in Britain and the US.

In ‘Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?’ the Independent looked at scientists’ claims that radiation from mobile phone handsets is to blame … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Tally-Ban!: Prince Harry In Iraq

FRESH from manoeuvres at Stamford Bridge and nightclubs various, Prince Harry is now in grave danger. But the question is not why but who will get him first?

The Times says … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)

Javier Solana And EU Hypocrisy Over America (Photo)

JAVIER Solana, the EU’s foreign policy chief, has been criticizing the United States for building a fence along its border with Mexico in order to control illegal immigration.

Says he: “A … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

‘Temple Of Gloom’: John Prescott’s Two Shags Lover One Year On

REMEMBER Tracey Temple, the political aide whose crimson despatch box proved so alluring to Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott? (Picture: Beau Bo d’Or.)

As the Mirror writes: “12 months ago she … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

Arthur Milton: A Boys’ Own Story

ARTHUR Milton, who played cricket and football for England, has died.

“Arthur Milton, the last man to play cricket and football for England, has died at his Bristol home aged 79,” … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother Invades America And Paris (Hilton)

BIG Brother’s bully in a bra, Danielle Lloyd, commandeers the Star’s front page to tell the world: “I’m off to conquer America.”

Rarely in the field of human endeavour has a … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Big Brother Gets An Asbo

THAT Big Brother should epitomise the world at large is a given.

And so we read on the Star’s front page of “BIG ASBO” and how this season’s show is to … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Lily Allen Makes Victoria Beckham Smile With… (Picture)

SAYS Lily Allen on Victoria Beckham in the Star (Pic: The Spine): “She never ever smiles.

It’s always the same expression with her lips stuck out as far as she can … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (6)

Deporting Heather Mills?

SAYS Heather Mills McCartney: “Americans are just more positive and open-minded.” (See this). “In Britain we’re more reserved [See this], whereas in America they’re: Yeah, yeah – that’s great.” Is … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Cash In The Surgery: Doctors’ Healthy Pay

ALL those years of medical school have paid off rather well for GPs, who, according to NHS figures published yesterday, earned £100,170, on average, in 2004-05.

With NHS negotiators underestimating the … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment

Mick Jagger On Top: Where Is Chesney Hawkes?

FROM Sixties rebels to bastions of the rock establishment, the Rolling Stones are as popular as ever with their bank manager still getting a lot of satisfaction.

According to the Sunday … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

An End To Free Banking

THE great bank charges debate rumbles on with the news that a full-scale inquiry is to be launched into the much-publicised illegal penalties imposed by banks on their customers.

The Office … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment

I Was Anna Nicole Smith

ANNA Nicole Smith is alive?

Like you, we too are shocked to open the Enquirer and see the pneumatic blonde posing for the snappers. And she’s talking.

Is this some macabre new … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)

It’s In The Jeans: Timberlake Trousers Biel

TAKE care, dear reader, lest you wear a pair of Victoria Beckham’s own brand jeans and emit the wrong signals.

The Enquirer’s worm’s eye view of life in the Hollywood Hills … (read more)

Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Ryan Fitzerald Is Listening

RYAN Fitzgerald, 20, of Massachusetts, USA, is unemployed and lives with his dad.

He has time on his hands. So as CNN reports, he posted a video with his mobile phone … (read more)

Posted: 26th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Was Timothy Leary Right? The Psychedelic Renaissance

I AM not on drugs but this is interesting in Time:

“Are psychedelics good for you? It’s such a hippie relic of a question that it’s almost embarrassing to ask. But … (read more)

Posted: 26th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Ganja-Ya: Sanjaya Malakar’s Busted Mum

AMERICAN Idol’s whipering wonder Sanjara Malakar’s mum is in the news.

As the National Enquirer reports, in 2005, Jillian Blith was arrested in 2005 after police found 310 marijuana plants in … (read more)

Posted: 26th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

David Beckham’s New Bleached Hair (Picture)

AS Just Jared reports, David Beckham is now a bleached blonde.  And – yes – he matches his wife.

Same knickers, same clothes, same sack, crack and back wax… … (read more)

Posted: 26th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

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