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Watford’s Troy Deeney says Arsenal have no balls

"There's a reason Arsenal lost and it wasn't because of one penalty…"Troy Deeney says Arsenal players "lack cojones" đź‘€ #PLTonight pic.twitter.com/4yEbq9Yyxv— BT Sport Football (@btsportfootball) October 14, 2017

It’s hard to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, October 2017 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Anyone with a 3D printer can make your keys from a photo

 

In the file marked ‘What could go wrong?’ we slide Dave Pedu’s Openscad model capabale of producing a Kwitset key from a photo. All you need is a 3D printer and your … (read more)

Posted: 15th, October 2017 | In: Technology | Comment


Hillary Clinton throws Harvey Weinstein under the bus (with all of Bill’s women)

Did you roll your eyes and let you mouth fall agape when Hillary Clinton told Andrew Marr about Harvey Weinstein, the Hollywood mogul accused of rape? There’s delusional and there’s Hillary … (read more)

Posted: 15th, October 2017 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment


Why Brexit is good for tea and tigers

 

Hold fast there! No need to flee Brexit Britain, where glorious democracy rules and inspires. I’ve been offered a Portuguese passport – something to do with the Inquisition and the … (read more)

Posted: 15th, October 2017 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment


Woman takes picture of her dog after an operation at the vets absolutely off its face

 

Woman takes picture of her dog after an operation at the vets absolutely off its face (via @reddit). … (read more)

Posted: 15th, October 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mourinho inspires Manchester United to another boring encounter at Liverpool

It’s Liverpool v Manchester in the Premier League, which means one thing: 0-0. Before today’s bore drawer – Liverpool were the better side but wasted opportunities in a game the … (read more)

Posted: 14th, October 2017 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Sole Survivor outlives fish: BBC pun of the day

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Posted: 14th, October 2017 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Hollywood twinned with Rotherham: Corey Feldman tells Barbara Walters about Tinseltown abuse

 

If everyone speaks out when they see criminality, the criminality would not be allowed to fester and become endemic. If so many claim to know, why do so few tell?

Is … (read more)

Posted: 14th, October 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Arsenal balls: The Metro and Google News trick fans with Sanchez to Man City story

Egregious balls in the Metro, which declares: “Arsenal News: Alexis Sanchez has decided to join Manchester City.” It’s one of the top three Arsenal stories on Google News:

 

But when you … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2017 | In: Back pages, News, Tabloids | Comment


Harvey Weinstein begins the slow transformation from mogul to victim

Is Harvey Weinstein suffering from a medical condition, and so deserving of our sympathy? Weinstein’s currently residing in a rehab centre, perhaps wearing a virginal white version of one of … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2017 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comments (2)


Inside China’s censorship factories

 

To the Wisdom Mountain Twin Towers in China’s Tianjin city, where the bright young things are cleansing the internet of words and images the State would rather you did not … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2017 | In: News, Technology | Comment


Arsenal balls: Sanchez talks progressing well and Manchester City worry

When Arsenal manger Arsene Wenger talks, the tabloids churn his words though the mangle and spit out sensation. Discussing the futures of the team’s Mesut Ozil and Alexis Sanchez – … (read more)

Posted: 13th, October 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Manchester City, News, Sports, Tabloids | Comments (2)


Transfer Balls: Spurs Harry Kane to Manchester United says one source and ÂŁ170m

Huge news for Manchester Untied and Spurs fans. The Sun says “MANCHESTER UNITED boss Jose Mourinho is eyeing a record ÂŁ170m swoop for Tottenham star Harry Kane’”.

The story of how … (read more)

Posted: 12th, October 2017 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Spurs | Comments (2)


Monarch: paper profits and discounts as capital for the super rich

Monarch Airlines is bust. And in the Sunday Times we get an insight into the bizarro world of the mega-mega-rich. Monarch is owned by private equity outfit Greybull.
Amid a battle for … (read more)

Posted: 8th, October 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Money | Comment


Man on Cloud 9 repeatedly head butts bus (Video)

 

Meanwhile…in Brazil, a man is attempting to head-butt his way on to a bus.

 

 

Forbes says the loon was most likely off his face on Cloud 9:
“Cloud 9 is not a drug,” … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Children compete to create Nazi Party mascot

To Georgia, where middle schoolers have been set a test: dream up a mascot for the Nazi party. WSB-TV Atlanta looks on as sixth graders from Shiloh Middle School in Snellville get … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2017 | In: Key Posts, News, Strange But True | Comment


Censorship means Alabama shoppers buy sex toys blind

If you buy an online sex toy online in Alabama, you’ll have to do so blind. You get to see a fair deal of the ‘marital aid’, but the gaps … (read more)

Posted: 7th, October 2017 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Arek Jozwik, Brexit and the travesty of facts

Sterling work by Brendan O’Neill on Spiked, who ‘fisked’ the story of Arek Jozwik, the man the papers told us was “murdered for being Polish”. Mr Jozik’s death was the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2017 | In: Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment


Arsenal balls: Theo Walcott leaves Gunners in tabloids betting scoop

Arsenal are ready to sell nice middle-class boy Theo Walcott in January, says The Week. “Gunners are getting ready to blast the dead wood from the Emirates and top of … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


Boy accidentally swallows toy horn honks whenever he inhales

Santiago Gomez ZuvirĂ­a posted this video of a boy at a hospital who swallowed a horn from a toy doll. Whenever he inhales, the horn sounds.

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Posted: 4th, October 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Manchester United balls: Marcus Rashford’s silver hatchet

Does the Sun like Manchester United and England’s Marcus Rashford? Compare and contrast the following words from the Sun’s Neil Ashton:

September 6:
They do the right thing at Manchester United. Nobody … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2017 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


After Libya Hillary Clinton still knows nothing about guns

After the horror in Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton seized the chance to promote herself and her policies:
Others believed Monday was precisely the correct time to start the conversation. Mr Trump’s challenger … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2017 | In: Politicians | Comment


What Liam Gallagher does on a plane

Liam Gallagher on a plane pic.twitter.com/3oRZd3JjIS— Anorak (@TheAnorak) October 2, 2017
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Posted: 3rd, October 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment