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Raoul Moat Fanclub Creator Is Single Mum – Wants Shooting (Pictures)
RAOUL Moat is dead. RIP Raoul Moat You Legend, a Facebook tribute, is dead. But news is that RIP Raoul Moat! Is alive.
This news Facebook site tells us that Moat is a “loving father and an all round canny lad“. It is the stuff of historical record.
Siobhan O’Dowd created the first Facebook site. She’s been on the radio (like Gazza!) and is now a minor celeb in her own right. The Sun gets to writing her bio:
THE creator of a sick internet tribute to killer Raoul Moat was yesterday revealed as an unemployed single mum.
She. Wants. Shooting! She also has 1980s hair. And – oh, this is too, too much – she smokes! Why waste the buillet?
Siobhan O’Dowd, 21, took down her Facebook page – which had attracted 38,000 supporters – after being confronted by The Sun.
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Posted: 16th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (21)
Awkward Family Photos – With Pets
PRESENTING a selection of awkward family photographs with pets. And those are pets, aren’t they? They never talk about great aunty Julia or little Bianca at the Windsors’ house. But the pets are lavished with a special love…
Santa Clause (Awkward Santa Photos)
Posted: 16th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (4)
Did Will Smith And Jada Pinkett-Smith Have Sex At Karate Kid Premiere? Pictures
WILL Smith’s son Jaden Smith is working his way through his dad’s 1980s movie collection. After starring in the Karate Kid remake – pictures of the London premiere hereunder – Jaden will play Arnold in Diff’rent Strokes, and then Willis in that remake.
There are two things to note about the premier pictures: Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, Will Smith, Willow Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith and stuart Manning were all there. And not once – not once – did Jada shag Will on the red carpet. Or did she? After the picture the sex talk:
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“When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”
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Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
Raoul Moat: Siobhan O’Dowd’s Facebook Satire And Cameron’s Fame Lust
THE RIP Raoul Moat You Legend Facebook tribute page is no more. David Cameron wanted it banned. To any sane individual, Raoul Moat was a violent nutter not worthy of comment. But given the thrill of the TV chase and the celebrity element of Gazza in his nightie, he became famous. And, boy, do we love fame.
So. Famous David Cameron stands up to say that he can’t understand why anyone would admire Raoul Moat. Did that need saying? If Dave thought Moat worthy of respect he’d be unfit for office. We, the relatively sane, can understand that some things don’t need saying . We just know some things to be true without them being placed on the media record in an orchestrated stunt to look reasoned.
Good to know that Dave will not be supporting laws to legalise the shooting of policemen and girlfriends.
We turned in the radio last night and heard Siobhan O’Dowd, the woman who had created RIP Raoul Moat You Legend on Facebook not as a work of biting satire but as an actual tribute page. She told talkSport’s Ian Collins that Moat had done good in “keeping police on their toes“.
Collins says Siobhan O’Dowd is the “stupidest” woman he had ever spoken with.
Siobhan talked and talked:
“We don’t condone what he did, as what he did was wrong. I feel sorry for the families but he was still a human being at the end of the day. He had problems and needed help and he didn’t get any help.”
“Legends get talked about and he’s being talked about so in my eyes he’s a legend. You lot all think he’s a bad person because of what you’ve read in the paper. I don’t agree with the shootings that he did but I can’t understand his girlfriend. If my ex-boyfriend was in jail and I was that scared of him I’d pack up my stuff and leave – I would not write him a letter saying I’m s******* a copper.”
Siobhan O’Dowd might put her Facebook page back up. As she says, “everyone is entitled to their own opinion.”
Whiel we look into hwo that can be banned, the BBC says:
The “RIP Raoul Moat you Legend” page on the popular social networking site had attracted around 35,000 supporters.
No it hasn’t. It has attracted that many people interested in it. And lots of them have alternative opinions, which you can read here…
Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comment (1)
The Best Of RIP Raoul Moat You Legend: Facebook Moatmaniacs Turn On Their Man
RIP RAUOL Moat You Legend, the Facebook group David Cameron wants banned, has thousands and thousands of fans. The Moatmaniacs are loopy for their man.
Let’s take look at some of those comments on the fan site all the old media is talking about as tabloid editors ask: “Why the **** can’t we get readers fired up like that?”.
The Mail screams:
Cameron’s fury at thousands who joined Facebook tributes to ‘callous murderer’ Raoul Moat
David Cameron is so furious he has asked a nameless Government wonk to ‘poke’ a faceless Facebook corporate drone and tell them how upset he is. In the tabloid scale of outrage, this is one stage below war.
But rhat are the so-caleld fans really saying. Yampster, our man with a laptop, takes a look at some of the fans’ comments:
Phil MeCrackin – raoul moat was aginger peice of shit
Andrew March – KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS KNOBS…… what a laod of KNOBS.
Malcolm Turner – Woman beater, bullies kids, kills himself, it all spells one word COWARD. He did the right thing in the end and saved us a fortune in a trial and looking after the sad COWARD in jail.
Jamie 父 Mcfarlane – MOAT BOY IS A GOOD ROAL MODEL FOR YOU LITTLE CHAV CUNTS YOU TOO CAN BE LIKE YOUR HERO, GO LIVE IN OUR SHIT, THEN KILL YOURSELF!!!
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Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (6)
Jesse Thornhill Is Tattoo Face Mugshot Of The Day (With Horns): Pictures
JESSE Thornhill is our tattooed face mugshot of the Day – with horns!
The 28-year-old is accused ot trying to rundown his landlord. His weapon of choice a ’96 Ford Windstar van.
At Tulsa County jail, Thornhill is booked on a complaint of assault with a deadly weapon.
Funny Mugshot T-Shirts: A Gallery
The 28-year-old is accused ot trying to rundown his landlord. His weapon of choice a ’96 Ford Windstar van.
Thornhill has more than that. Police can be so unobservant…
The Greatest Face Modifications Ever
Anthony Brandon Gonzales Is Tattoo Face Mugshot Of The Day
Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1)
Katie Price: After The Gash And The Fight The Wedding Strip In Pictures
KATIE Price is getting married on ITV. She’s marrying walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid, a kind of evolved PG Tips monkey with extensive depilation and gel. To champion this melding of sticky-looking skin and unguents, the Daily Star uses its front page to talk about those Muslim toilets and the Kate “shocker” that she was “never really married to Peter”.
Kate Price Wedding Pictures: The Fight, The Gash And The Media
ITV’s archives says not so. Twice. But the Daily Star hears Katie tells a TV show “You only get married once, why not go all out?” and creates a news story.
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Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
David Cameron Is Raoul Moat’s Celebrity Supporter: Facebook, Shrines And Pictures
ROAL Moat is dead. We still don’t know if the murderer died before, during or after being shot by pump-action Tasers. But there are more important things at stake. In the House of Commons, David Cameron is talking about Facebook group on which people left messages of sympathy for the gunman.
Moat’s death was played out in the media, an orchestrated spectacle. And now his post-death is there for all to see, too. The media – social and mainstream – learnt to love Raoul Moat.
For those of you not yet aware of the Facebook page, it’s called “RIP Raoul Moat You Legend”. Anyone can join so long as you are mentally and physically able to click a button. Unarmed PC David Rathband, whom Moat shot in the face with no warning, might not manage it. But other armchair warriors can give it a whirl.
Anyhow, the Prime Minister, a man overseeing the country embroiled in two foreign wars, has told an official to get Facebook on the web and convey his upset. Dave is so upset that he’d not yet detailed his wonk to tell Facebook how upset he is when he told everyone else.
A spokeswoman for Facebook says that “those who think he is a hero are entitled to their opinion”.
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Posted: 14th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (12)
Paul Gascoigne’s Radio Appeal To Raoul Moat: Audio And Pictures
RAOUL Moat died despite the efforts of Paul Gascoigne to save him. A cabbie who picked up the former England footballer says Gazza had trouble recalling Moat’s name. Paul Gascoigne’s called Real Radio Newcastle from a location near Rothbury.
As one commenter says:
What next? Jimmy Five Bellies showing up in Helmand Province with a sausage supper and a bottle of Tizer for the Taliban?
If Gazza can save the police thousands with a simple chat, maybe the Taliban can be brought to their knees with a night out in the Bigg Market?
The interview is notable for a couple more things:
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Posted: 13th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)
Raoul Moat: The Facebook Legend, The Shrine And Mother Blames Sam Stobbart
RAOUL Moat continues to make front-page news two days after he shot himself in the head: “RIP Raoul Moat You Legend!
Moat shot his ex-lover Samantha Stobbart, mother to his daughter Chanel, murdered her boyfriend Chris Brown, 29, and shot PC David Rathband.
Facebook Fans
The Sun’s front page yells “TWISTED”.
There are “12,000” people lending their names, or ones they’ve made up for the web, to “Facebook tributes”. And the site of Moat’s deaths has becomes a “shrine”.
Twisted, indeed, readers. If anyone is going to erect a shrine to someone they didn’t know and never met, it should be the Sun, which enacted a land grab for Baby Peter Connelly’s grave.
And the NoTW, the Sun’s sister paper, boasted of having obtained a video of Moat holding a gun to his face as he was about the use it. And what with him being a daddy to the poor lambs, and all. As Ed Balls might say, “As a dad…” Because being a dad is tabloid shorthand for caring.
The Expert
But what appeal does Raoul Moat hold to some?
Criminologist David Wilson tells Sky News, that Moat had tapped into “that dispossessed, white working-class, masculine mentality“. He had been transformed into a “kind of anti-hero“.
The Comments
Here’s an example of one of the less reasoned comments on Facebook:
“At his court appearance they would have handcuffed him to a ‘policewoman’ to prove a point,” suggested one. “If there had been any police ‘women’ armed with guns he should have opened fire on them and taken one down with him. Women are the problem today.”
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Posted: 13th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (23)
What’s It REALLY Like To Have Sex With Hugh Hefner?
QUITE frankly I’d rather have sex with a portable TV aerial than Hugh Hefner. But be honest: haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be fucked by this Methuselah of Meaningless Mountings? Wonder no longer.
Kendra Wilkinson, a one-time dental assistant from San Diego, hit big time when octogenarian Hef waggled his vacuum constriction penis pump at her (I’d have settled for red roses myself) and invited her into his Playboy Whorehouse.
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Posted: 12th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (21)
Raoul Moat’s ‘Execution’: The Cross-Dressing, Paedophile Rapist Dad I Knew
RAOUL Moat is dead. The alleged murdering,cross-dressing, raping paedophile is dead. He shot himself after police using two 50,000 volt Tasers on him? Or did he shoot himself during a Taser hit? Or was it before? After the excitement of a televised manhunt, the investigation into what to the alleged police informant begins
But what do we know about Moat? The Mirror leads with the headline:
“THANK GOD HE IS DEAD.”
This is the story of “THE REAL ROAUL MOAT”. Forget those romanticised tales of the steroid-infested nut-job who shot his ex-lover Sam Stobbart, murdered her boyfriend Chris Brown, maimed PC David Rathband and then went on the run. This is the “Real Moat”. And he’s wearing heavy make-up, a singlet and a miniskirt.
The “mum of killer’s kids tells of her two years with a monster”.
No, not Samantha Stobbart, who is stable in hospital – she’s the mother to Moat’s daughter Chanel. And that is the same Chanel of whom the Sun tells readers on its front page – a headline illustrated by a picture of daddy sat on the grass with a gun pointed at his face:
“MOAT’S GIRL DOESN’T KNOW HE’S DEAD.”
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Posted: 12th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (8)
Oksana Gregorieva Has ‘No Idea’ How Mel Gibson ‘Nigger Rape’ Tapes Made It Online
OKSANA 
Hear it here.
Oksana tells us this while failing to show us the “foreign bodies” in her breasts and wear those infamous green pants – the “tight pants so you can see your fucking pussy“.
Before the clothing line, here’s Oksana defence line:
Posted: 12th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
The Police ‘Killed’ Raoul Moat? Life And Death In Pictures
RAOUL Moat is dead. Did the actions of the police kill him? Did the police put the public at risk?
After seven days searching and six hours of negotiations, Moat killed himself.
The media continues to broadcast the story of a man who murdered Chris Brown, the lover of his girlfriend Samantha Stobbart – he shot her, too. He then shot PC David Rathband. He then shot himself with a shotgun aimed under this chin.
Raoul Moat was a danger to life. Who would be a copper making ready to jump on the armed man who pledges to kill police? But did the police make a mess of it?
The Mirror yells: “DEATH BY TASER.”
Timeline:
On Thursday July 1, Raoul Moat left Durham Prison. He issued a threat:
“I’ve lost everything . . . my lass of six year has gone off with the copper . . . watch and see what happens.”
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Posted: 11th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (4)
‘Have You Ever Had A Shower With A Queer?’ Asks Pentagon
FOUR hundred thousand US soldiers have this week been sent a $4.5m Pentagon questionnaire asking them whether they’ve ever taken a shower with a homosexual. What a fascinating queeeeery.
There are other lifestyle questions, of course, but the shower one is most revealing – is there anyone more vain than a screwed-up cock-cunter who imagines every screamin’ cock-cocker is a-dreamin’ of a-creamin’. In the shower!
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Posted: 10th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (11)
Raoul Moat: His Life And Death In Pictures (With Paul Gascoigne)
RAOUL MOAT is dead. Raoul Maot has killed himself. After seven says on the run for shooting dead Chris Brown and shooting PC David Rathband and Samantha Stobbart, Moat is dead.
He was spotted by a riverbank in Rothbury. He had been hiding out in a storm drain under the village. Police closed in and jumped on him. There was one gun shot heard.
“Be sure to tell everyone how beautiful it is,” begged Kay Evans, and I will. It is a lovely stone-built place, almost an hour from Newcastle, remote enough to have retained its shops and its spirit, and set in the most stunning scenery.
Back to the story:
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Posted: 10th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (19)
Mel Gibson And The Vegas Whore Rape Tape: Oksana Releases The ‘Nigger’ Tape
MEL Gibson rants and raves at Oksana Grigorieva about raping “niggers“. He says her breasts look “stoopid”. Mel likes his breasts in a cop uniform and covered in Jew sugar.
Mel Gibson’s Porn Star ‘Lover’ Violet Kowal: Pictures
He will not stand for her “sashaying” about in her “tight clothes”. He says if she gets “raped by a pack of niggers” it will be her fault. Male Gibson is not a British High Court judge. He’s a Hollywood star, dammit. He can’t says things like that.
Anyhow. Here’s the tape Oksana just happened to make of Mel saying bad things. It gives us no end of pleasure whatsoever to introduce Mel Gibson Racist Rant 2: The Sequel.
Why Did Hardcore Catholic Mel Gibson Split From Oksana Grigorieva?
Incidentally, Oksana is a singer, so look out for religious wonder Mel’s rape rant proving the Christmas hit we can all sing along to.
And hands up who wants to see Oksana’s green outfit?
Posted: 9th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Lindsay Lohan’s Drugstore Heroin: Pictures
LINDSAY Lohan was taking same drug that killed Danny Gans, writes Our Man in LA. Iatronic deaths are all the rage in Hollywood where the legal high rules:
Lindsay Lohan is taking the same drug that killed Danny Gans. The probation report handed to the court in Beverly Hills in advance of the talented and troubled actress’ sentencing on Tuesday reveals that the 24-year-old has prescriptions for and has been, allegedly, gobbling a combination of drugs including the amphetamine Aderall, anti-depressants Zoloft and Trazodone and Nexium, which is used to treat acid reflux.
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Posted: 9th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Please Duchess Fergie, Suck Out My Fat (Again)!
I NEVER tire of news of Fergie, the Duchess of York. Now I learn that Her Grace has a new champion – the wonderfully named American novelist Laura van Wormer who proved her literary talent by writing the biography of the Ewing clan from the 80s’ TV series Dallas.
How apt that a connoisseur of Southfork should now rush to the aid of the one-time chatelaine of South York.
Sarah Ferguson – Life And Fashion Crimes
Laura has set up a Facebook page called catchily, Bring Back The Duchess of York To Weight Watchers. For an explanation I go to Laura’s website where I read this:
“Well, I don’t know about you, but my food has been a mess ever since she was replaced at Weight Watchers. I don’t know what it is about her that galvanizes hundreds of thousands of Americans to do something about their weight and overall health but I strongly suspect it has to do with Sarah giving us permission to make ourselves vulnerable to one another.”
Which reminds me, I must seek Fergiana’s permission next time I need a helping hand to insert a suppository.
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Posted: 8th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (3)
Kyron Horman: Police Blackmail Plot And Looking After Their Own
KYRON Horman: The police tried to entrap Terri Horman by asking the landscape gardener to demand $10,000 for his silence. The gardener claims Terri Horman had approached him to kill her husband Kaine Horman.
It gets better. Cue the music:
Undercover agents were nearby. But the plan backfired when Horman called police to report an emergency… telling the dispatcher a man at her door wanted $10,000.
Because blackmail is a crime.
KATU cited sources as saying that was the second call of the day. The first came minutes earlier to report that someone in a truck was threatening her.
Top work, detectives.
Responding officers found themselves face to face with the undercover agents and Horman was not taken into custody.
Was the gardener arrested for harassment?
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Posted: 8th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (21)
Kyron Horman: Tony Young And The Failed Police Plot To Entrap Terri Horman
THE persecution of Terri Moulton Horman, the last person known to have seen Kyron Horman, continues.
Guilty? Innocent? Maybe. Maybe not. The fact is that the media and the police seem to be amplifying a whispering campaign against her. There is no evidence of any crime having befallen Kyron Horman. All we know for certain is that he is missing. Terri Horman has not been arrested. So. Why then the pressure on her?
Tony Young, Kyron’s step-father, is a police detective in Medford. The police and family are tight. Terri Horman has been ostracised by the family and singled out by the police. But she has not been arrested. She is not a named suspect.
The police are playing games.
Let’s look at the claim she approached a landscaper to kill her husband Kaine Horman, Kyron’s father, seven months before the child vanished.
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Posted: 7th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (75)
The Worst, Sexy, Weird And Greatest Company Names
PRESENTING a gallery of the world’s most unfortunate company names. You’ve seen the perverted company logos. You’ve thrilled to Ginger Minge and her nominative determinism class. You’re ready…
Posted: 7th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comments (5)
Lindsay Lohan In Remake Of Caged Heat – Paris Hilton Directs
AND so it that the second of Hollywood’s Three Disgraces, Lindsay Lohan, follows Paris Hilton’s feet into prison.
In 2010, Lohan says “FUCK U“. In 2007, Hilton said it was “cruel and unfair” that’s she should be sent to jail. As 14 says, the Jail Bird is very lucky she didn’t kill someone when she drunkenly swerved her Mercedes into the In-n-Out Burger drive thru late one night.That would be “cruel and unfair”.
In jail, Hilton faced being played with by “very masculine lesbians” unable to give her a pedicure.
Back then, The Sun, told us that female inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility numbered “violent robbers, hookers, junkies and a mob of butch lesbians who control by force“.
It was thrilling stuff. And now Lohan wants it. “FUCK U,” runs the legend on her middle finger as she sits in court. Get me to the butch lesbians already. No, not that streak of water Samantha Ronson. Give me someone huge in fists.
14 again tells us that the Sun perhaps I’ve watched too many cheesy women’s prison films, but wouldn’t it be great for Lohan’s “career” if she starred in a remake of Caged Heat or The Big Bird Cage?
Lohan weeps in court for her career. But this is the chance she’s been wating for. It’s Freaky Friday 2, in which talented Lohan enters the body of brattish former child star with a sense of entitlement.
Look out for Lohan emerging from jail with a rejuvenated fire crotch, empathy for her ex-jailbird father and a few tips for Britney Spears on how to keep a career alive and the boys interested…..
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Posted: 7th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Madonna’s Photos For Dolce & Gabbana: The D&G Foreskin Head Sock
MADONNA is back for more youthful fashion adverts, this time for Dolce & Gabbana. The D&G Madge Veil is available by mail order from D&GBabyPereneum.com. In one picture, Madge is handling a cock, perhaps trying to milk it for a serum. In another she is drinking a tincture of snakes’ eyeballs and toe of newborn panda. In another she is plucking the infant’s foreskin to use as a neck sock. The pick of the pictures is the one in which the old woman hidden in the D&G atelier is seen stitching the D&G Veil by hand. Doctors Nip ‘n’ Tuck look on with a keen eye…
Madonna’s Untouched Face For Louis Vuitton: Photos
Madonna Pays Homage To Susan Boyle’s Cat In Dolce And Gabbana Ads: Pictures
Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment
Times Papers At War Over The Bloody Paywall?
“TAKE a video tour of our new websites” is the invitation at the online Times, now fortressed with a paywall. No more freebie reads, you net liggers. In fact there are two video tours to embark on, one for The Times, the other for The Sunday Times.
So different are they in style, tone, content (and message) that Madame Arcati felt moved to comment.
“The biggest news in newspapers is the web,” announces The Times editor James Harding. Fashionistas will at once notice an eyepopping horizontal crease in his shirt collar, stylistically matching his askew blue tie: perhaps he’s one of us! More to the point, he’s there on the film. And he’s not alone. There’s annoying columnist Caitlin Moran delivering her usual amyl nitrate schtick and telling us how for her Beyoncé piece she was turned into the Single Ladies diva for an accompanying video. Ooh ooh ooh/ooh ooh ooh/, etc etc.
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Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (5)
