Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’
Barack Obama Is The Fresh Prince Of Washington
HAS anyone ever seen Will Smith and Barack Obama in the same place at the same time?
Spotter: LP
Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (5)
Al Gore Talks Softly And Carries A Big Fur-Lined Coat
DID you know that the average human breathes twice as fast when watching Al Gore’s film An Inconvenient Truth? At some of the film’s racier bits, when Al uses his pointer, say, 28 per cent of viewers are panting.
Happily, we can report that while panting increases your carbon emissions, it also keeps you cool. And this is no good because the world is getting colder:
The oceans have been cooling since 2003.
There are growing fears of a coming freeze worse than the ice age.
For the second straight year that Earth is, in fact, cooling… not warming.
And while the US freezes, Barack Obama loosk for his new climate tsar. Who will control Tony Blair’s weather machine? Why it’s Al Gore, who might care to equip his boat with some ice-breaking deveices.
Posted: 14th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Kos We’re Conservatives, Tories For Obama
MICHAEL Gove, the Wind In The Willows’ extra who went it alone, is the Conservative Party’s schools spokesman.
Gove is using his Telegraph column to consider all things Obama. Gove salutes the Daily Kos, “a place of very articulate, widely dispersed and highly motivated activists”.
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Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)
Obama Balls: Football Hooligans Train For Barack
FOOTBALL fans respond to Barack Obama’s election triumph:
“Police are urging fans travelling by rail to football matches this Saturday to emulate the Americans and turn a page in history. ‘The election of Barack Obama to the White House has turned a page in world history – now’s the time for football fans to do the same,’ said Superintendent Colum Price from the British Transport Police. ‘
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George Bush Introduces Obama To The Indian Telephone
AFTER so much kissing and hugging and waving and kissing and smiling and hugging, Barack Obama “finally “called Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.
ABC Live, in New Delhi, salutes the coming together of leaders, what Obama termed a “very important partnership”.
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Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
Obama Watch: Wenger’s Wonder, Michelle’s Liz Hurley, John Major And Blacks Before Women
BARACK Obama Watch: Wenger’s Wonder, Michelle’s Liz Hurley And John Major…
ARSENE WENGER, manger of Arsenal football club on why he is sticking with his policy of picking youth over experience:
“You have Barack Obama in the States, that if one of the countries where if you have the quality, you will make it.”
Surely Obama is too old for Arsenal? Although Osama bin Laden is a fan of the Gunners, and finding him will help the tyro keep his promise…
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Posted: 11th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (7)
Obami: The New Language Of Barack’s O-Barmy Army
HOW do we describe Obama? We need a new language. Cue the teleprompter:
Last night I went to a party in Tokyo to celebrate the election, and got inspired beforehand to make a language named after Obama. Actually, the language was already around, but I gave it a new nickname, Obami…
Obamo, Obamas, Obama…
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Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (7)
Aborignes Demonised By White Man Porn
HEADLINE off the day: “Aboriginal pawns in nanny state’s porn game.”
The Australian fails to follow up the zippy headline all that much fun. Readers get a story about racism in Australia and how porn demoinses Aborigines who might look at it.
We live, of course, in a post-racial world. Barack Obama told us that.
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Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
F*ck Obama On A Tree
THE post-racial Obama:
Another article from WTHR-Indianapolis gives a more explicit account of this evil deed. It seems that some racist criminal had the stones to paint “F**k Obama” on a tree.
Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Obama Death Cult: George Bush Warns, Sarah Palin Threatens And Lorraine Kelly Hopes
THE Barack Obama Death Cult: George Bush warns, Palin threatens and Lorraine Kelly Hopes
FOX NEWS: The first Bush-Obama meeting.
Four years ago, Obama and other newly elected members of the Senate were invited to the White House for a breakfast meeting with Bush, who pulled the young Chicagoan aside.
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
“Obama!” Bush exclaimed, according to Obama’s account of the meeting in his second memoir, “The Audacity of Hope.” “Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours — that’s one impressive lady.”
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Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
Al Gore’s 10-Year-Can Plan For Obama
Barack Obama should set drastic targets to force the US to switch to renewable energy in an effort to slow down climate change, according to the former vice president Al Gore. Gore said that one of Obama’s first acts as US president should be to demand a move to 100% renewable energy within 10 years.
“We can do that,” he said
Er, no…
William Ayers Would Have Lost Obama the Black Gay Vote
BARACK Obama Watch: IN the Montreal Gazette, Barack Obama’s old mucker “former student radical William Ayers tells what it was like to be painted as a symbol of evil by McCain and Palin”.
Says he:
The good news was that every time McCain or Palin mentioned my name, they lost a point or two in the polls. The cartoon invented to hurt Obama was now poking holes in the rapidly sinking McCain-Palin ship.
Every time Palin and McCain mentioned William Ayers they lost a couple of points. So, in a way, William Ayers won the election, what with him being the big issue.
Good job big media investigated the relationship between Obama and Ayres thoroughly. Remember all that 60s idealism, Bill? Can you remember? Hey, does anyone?
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Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3)
More On Barack Obama’s Post Race Race
BARACK Obama Watch: NO more race! And NO more race!! James Hannaham notes:
Obama’s acceptance of his Caucasian genes is another quality that sets him closer to the centre than to Malcolm X. I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it: Obama’s biracial. He’s an African-American, certainly — in strictly genetic terms, he’s more literally African-American than other American black folks, whose veins are awash in various percentages of African, Native American and European blood.
He looks like a skinny white guy with a tan.
No more race!!! But how to achieve it? Lester Holloway considers matters:
For the sake of democracy we cannot afford to lose a generation of young Obamas.
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Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)
Obama Is Right: There Are No Jews In Westminster And The Media
MORE on post-racial life in the WACO (World according to Obama): Jews are no longer an ethnic minority.
The Guardian wonders why last year’s Media Guardian 100 (an arbitrary list of the big players in the media) featured no ethnic minorities.
We asked a panel of experts drawn from ethnic minorities to name their 30 most important media figures.
And – get this – the panel didn’t name one Jew in the media. So much for them controlling it. But it’s not a perfect science:
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Posted: 9th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)
Beyonce Knowles Is Obama’s Wonder Woman
BARACK Obama Watch: THE post-racial world just keeps on changing. Here’s Beyonce Knowles waking up to a new dawn in the World According to Obama (WACO):
In “Beyonce: Now it’s time for black Wonder Woman”, the singer says:
“A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing.”
Says the Mail on Sunday:
“And she has likened landing the role to the election of Barack Obama, whose campaign she backed.”
Or not.
What Beyonce actually said was:
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Posted: 9th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Buying Flame Proof American Flags In London
JOHAN Hari looks and he looks but he cannot find an American flag in London:
If you want a sense of how the election of Barack Obama is being seen across the world in this post-coital period, one little anecdote for me says it all. I spent yesterday trawling the shops in here in London for Stars and Stripes to decorate my apartment for my Presidential election party – and across the city they were all sold out.
Why’s that then?
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Barack Chooses His New Post-Racial Dog
A NEW dog in the White House.
Obama says yes. Says Sam Ellis in the Boston Globe:
If a prez doesn’t have a dog, it means he’s a communist and he loses the entire dog people vote, a disturbing bunch who stretch from the redwood forests to the gulfstream waters. Obama’s presidency could hinge on getting this one right.
You can cheer for Obama and spin him to the readers Obama, but you cannot disguise a lack of dog:
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Posted: 9th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
Barack Obama: Trevor Philips, Lex Wotton And Lewis Hamilton PM
BARACK Obama Watch: living with post-racial politics.
SKY NEWS: “If Barack Obama had lived here I would be very surprised if even somebody as brilliant as him would have been able to break through the institutional stranglehold that there is on power within the Labour Party,” Trevor Phillips told The Times.”
Trevor Phillips clings on to the arcane belief that Obama is black.
Trevor is the chairman of Britain’s Equality and Human Rights Commission. If there’s no race, his job might be already covered by the Lesbian and Gay Alliance, or that big nebulous group many call “women”.
THE AUSTRALIAN: “Palm Island rioter Lex Wotton gets six years jail.”
The riot started in the wake of the release of autopsy results into the death of Doomadgee, a local man who died in police custody from massive internal injuries.
Says his lawyer:
“In the new age of Obama, it will be interesting to see how this trial will be viewed given the changing political landscape.”
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Posted: 8th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (6)
How The Left Want The Right To Forget
OBAMA. C’mon guys, let’s get behind the everyman. Jim Treacher notes:
And I forgot to mention the whole deal with, y’know, the last 8 years of lefty rage? It’s just become such a part of the scenery, you almost forget sometimes. Plus Obama’s voter fraud and credit-card fraud and constant lies about his past and false accusations of racism and the fact that he’s already making far-left appointments and he wants to shut down talk radio because he can’t handle criticism and all that other silly stuff we all need to get past now because we’re going to need to work extra hard to pay for our own oppression. Whoops, there I go again!
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Black Victimhood Is Over
OBAMA is ma gangsta ho:
His first official condemnation should be directed at black racists, the sexist, criminal gangsta culture and losers who choose victimhood over individual responsibility.
Muvvafluckka
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Obama, Oprah And The Death Of Journalism
BARACK OBAMA watch:
“I can wrap my head around Obama as President just fine. What will be intolerable is the insane preening from his supporters” — Mark Hemingway on Oprah Winfrey’s comment:
“The most meaningful thing that has ever happened.”
Should we question it? Well, no we can’t:
The BBC gets a shiver down the spine. We’re aquiver and a little stiff for Obama.
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Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (7)
Tom And Jerry Jew Are Toast
OBAMA is in. Iran is listening to the black man. And we have the cure. Prof. Hasan Bolkhari and class, pay attention:
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Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comment
Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered
BARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…
DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”
Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.
“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”
H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?
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Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)
Barack Obama Is Dancing With The Stars On Ice
BARACK Obama Watch:
“The main news is the situation in America, but we also bring you this competition with Suzanne Shaw” – Kate Garraway puts things in context on GMTV
Fiona Phillips is away…
