Posts Tagged ‘Jade Goody’
Jade Goody’s Big Brother Tribute Act
THE plot to make Big Brother’s Jack Tweed interesting moves on. And we join Mr Jade Goody on a night out in London with women various.
The Mail captions one image:
Out you go: After realising the cameras were watching, Tweed tried to push the girls out of his cab when outside club Movida
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Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)
Jade Goody: Jack Tweed’s New Film
DAY 2 of the Press/PR plot to make Jack Tweed, aka Mr Jade Goody, worthy of interest.
Today, Tweed is pictured dressed as the Tin Man – the one with no heart. Pictures are provided by Jade Goody’s mates at Matrix photos.
The story is given to us by the Sun:
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Posted: 3rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Jade Goody Spins On Jack’s Turntables
JACK Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, is hosting a getting-out-of-jail party at Essex’s Faces nightclub and his agent Max Clifford is offering comment.
“It appears to be a crass attempt to drum up a bit of money for themselves off Jade’s back, and it’s a crying shame.”
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Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Katie Price Smells Worse Than Britney Spears And Jade Goody
AH, the smell of Katie Price, Jordan’s eponymous scent, produced from her distilled bed linen and scrapings from the inside of her person, close friends and sources.
But news from the world of official celebrity perfumes is grim:
Days after splitting with her husband Peter Andre, it has been revealed Katie Price’s celebrity scent has also sent the public packing.
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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Kerry Katona And Jade Goody React To Katie Price Divorce
DAY Five of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: the columnists react to the, er non story…
Ask anyone who’s been in a successful marriage for a decent length of time and they’ll say, “you have to work at it”.
Go on, just ask…
Well, to give them their due, Katie Price and Peter Andre certainly worked at theirs. They worked at it in glossy magazines, downmarket magazines, on telly, in books – anywhere they could, they worked it.
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Posted: 16th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)
Jade Goody’s Mum Has A ‘Gun’
IN “Jade’s mum: I have a gun”, Sun readers learn that Jade Goody’s mum, Jackiey. Budden, “sparked an airport terror alert yesterday — after saying that she had a GUN.”
Jade has died and in a bid to keep her place in the papers warm ready for any return the papers spot the professional Jade Goody mum on her way to the sun.
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Posted: 28th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
The Jade Goody Musical
WHO will play Jade Goody in Jade Goody The Musical?
The show is the work of Danny Hayward, Goody’s former business partner, who tells us that in order to keep the brand alive:
“If the show continues to raise awareness about cervical cancer, be a good night out and further her legacy, then it’s not really hurting anyone.”
Gimme a beat:
Cervical cancer
Necromancer
Jade Goody in a Hoody
A chancer’s dancer
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Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)
Leora’s Leukaemia Rap
CELEBRITY cancer did not end with the resting of Jade Goody. It moves on with Leora, who brings to the entertainment industry her Leukaemia Rap, written by her and her sister Sigal in her hospital bed.
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Posted: 23rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)
Ban The Jade Goody Cervical Cancer Vaccine
CAN a newspaper like the Daily Mail be both for and against the same science, the HPV cancer vaccine? Well, yes. What would Jade Goody say?
As Martin notes on LayScience:
The Daily Mail: Campaigning both For AND Against the HPV Vaccine in Different Countries Simultaneously
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Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)
Filming Starts On Slumdog Millionaire 2: Video
AFTER Slumdog Millionaire comes Slumdog Smack Down: Mumbai Or Die, as Rubina Ali’s mother reacts with fury to news that her ex is trying to sell their daughter to the highest bidder.
This is method acting at its very finest – method acting not seen since Heath Ledger rose form the dead to collects his Oscar, posthumously!
Rubina will be sold, surely, and then have her eyes gouged and sing on India’s Got Talent.
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Kerry Katona Auditions For Strictly Come Dancing
KERRY Katona would like OK! readers to know that she “celebrated my divorce by downing shots”.
Only there is no divorce from husband Marc Croft.
And those rumours of a “sex tape”.
Well, steady yourselves fans of short bald men shagging fat blonde women on grainy mobile phone footage – the tape turns out to be a “fake”.
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Posted: 21st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Jade Goody Advertises Jo Malone Face Cream
WITH Jade Goody open to offers, and Jack Tweed in choky, it is left to Jackiey Bunden to keep the brand alive with an exclusive interview in OK!.
Having asked the media to leave the family alone, Jade’s mum now bravely pulls on a dress, tightens a belt and leans back in hr deisnger kitchen to tells us:
“JADE BEGGED ME TO SMOTHER HER WITH A PILLOW.”
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Posted: 21st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Pictures Of Room Jade Goody Died In
JADE Goody Watch: Picture of Jade Goody’s death bed.
Earlier today, Anorak published:
Man Sells House Haunted By Jade Goody
The story includes the Daily Star insight:
Yesterday it was reported that Jade’s home was up for sale and her family had decided to sell it. But we can reveal the house is in fact owned by Mr Porrett and he is now terrified hundreds of fans of the Big Brother star will descend on his home to “view” it.
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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)
Man Sells House Haunted By Jade Goody
JADE Goody is returned. With Mr Jade Goody, Jack ‘Twiglet‘ Tweed giving Her Majesty no end of pleasure, it’s time for Jade Goody to step in and keep the brand alive.
Jack is still doing his bit for the family business.
Jade’s grieving husband Jack Tweed, 21, has turned to God and is reading the Bible in prison. Jack, who has been jailed for 12 weeks for assaulting a taxi driver, is spending hours in his cell in Chelmsford Prison, Essex, reading some of Jade’s favourite passages.
The Goody News Bible will be in the shops soon.
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Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Jade Goody And The Twiglet Weed In Tweed
MORE news on “JAILED Jack Tweed”, Mr Jade Goody, who has earned not only a new epithet (he was once Grieving Jack) but new muscles having “taken up weight training after fellow lags branded him The Twiglet.”
So says the Sun in its Suicide Watch Column.
(Note: Twiglets – Max, call me…)
A source said: “Jack’s new nickname is The Twiglet, or Twiglet Tweed. A lot of the inmates train in case the worst happens and they have to defend themselves, so he has asked one of the bigger guys if he will help him out in the gym.”
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Posted: 17th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Jade Goody’s Jack Tweed Is On Suicide Watch
BERFORE we get to the news that “Fragile” Jack Tweed, Mr Jade Goody, is on “suicide lag wing”, we introduce Sun scribes JAMES CLENCH and ANDY CRICK to nominative determinalism.
Clench and Crick tell us:
FRAGILE Jack Tweed has been locked in a tough jail’s secure hospital wing to protect him from hard-case lags, we can reveal. Bosses at Chelmsford Prison have put the terrified 21-year-old in a single cell alongside inmates on suicide watch amid fears he will be targeted.
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Posted: 16th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (13)
The Queen Writes To Jade Goody
JADE Goody is back on the cover of OK!, telling readers: “HOW THE QUEEN GRANTED MY DYING WISH.”
Her Majesty was caught short with Princess Diana and would not make the same mistake twice. She has responded to the nation’s pleas and lowered the flag to half-mast.
It turns out that Jade is not being channelled by the medium of OK! and that these bon mots are not words from the hereafter – “Ambrosia-pops are mental”; “St Peter wants me evicted”; “Max, God says ‘Call Me” – but taken from Jade’s new book, Jade: Forever In My Heart.
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Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jack Tweed And Kerry Katona To Star In Jeremy Kyle Film
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Goody Egg Jack Tweed’s crack up…
WHAT news of Jack Tweedy, husband to the resting Jade Goody?
The Sun has front-page news: “JACK WILL CRACK.”
Is the plan to shine the media spotlight on Jack Tweed until he goes to bits? Seems cruel. But if it pays the bills and helps the boys… Reading on:
JACK Tweed was last night braced to be jailed today — as friends warned he is close to CRACKING UP.
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Posted: 14th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)
Jade Goody Memorial: Help Wanted
THE Jade Goody Easter Egg will not pickle itself…
Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism | Comment
Jade Goody Christmas Club Party
It’s “JADE’S CHRISTMAS GIFT TO HER BOYS”.
It’s Jade’s last Christmas. But before that, a few words from Gabby Hinsliff in the Guardian’s, er, business pages:
The recession may not have killed the cult of celebrity, as the media circus around Jade Goody recently proved, but there are glimmers of a new mood of intellectual seriousness.
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Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Jade Goody London Dungeons Exhibit: Update
MARK McGowan will re-enact the final hours of Jade Goody’s life. It’s a, er, tribute.
And now this:
Organisers from the London Dungeons have been casting for ‘corpses’ for their new attraction, Surgery: Blood and Guts.
Tim Dodd, a corpse acting specialist, gives tips on how to play a good corpse.
Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jade Goody Is A Turner Prize Exhibit
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Mark McGowan’s art tribute…
Jade Goody’s death to be turned into an ‘art’ work. No, not the big Madame Tussauds Goody Friday life-size tribute candle – pick a wick, any wick.
Mark McGowan will re-enact the final hours of Jade Goody’s life. It’s not a parody, but a tribute.
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Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Jade Goody’s Anthea Turner Moment
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with her chocolate grave…
THE Mail looks on as “Grieving Jack Tweed struggled to hold back his tears today as he made an Easter visit to his wife Jade Goody’s grave to leave fresh flowers”.
Read: Jade Goody’s Easter Egg Hunt
After Goody Friday, it might be that Jade is no longer there?
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Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Order Order: Derek Draper’s Greatest Hit
DEREK Draper completely denies. Damien McBride says stuff. Tory Bear has a video:
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Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
Nominative Determinism: Mr Penaisbreath
ANORAK’s continuing look at “nominative determinism” – people grow into the name they are given. See the canonisation of Jade Goody. Bernie Madoff (who has an opportunity he’d like to discuss with you). And a letter.
DR GRAB grabs a foot form a child’s brain.
Anurag Dikshit, founder of online gaming site, PartyGaming, has pleaded guilty to illegal internet gambling and will pay $300 million in fines.
The World’s Greatest Doctor Is Dr Atchoo
And we now introduce you to Mr Penaisbreath.
(Click the image and look between Peall and Pearce in this Australian telephone directory?)
Anyone know him – and smelt him?
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Posted: 11th, April 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment
