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17th, May 2013
Watch the video of a stupid deer leaping through a bus window

The deer jumped across the path of the bus in Johnstown, Pennsylvania and smashed through the windscreen and was caught on video… Read More »
News
17th, May 2013
1951 manual: How To Use a Dial Telephone

“This is what a telephone dial looks like…” Read More »
Flashback
17th, May 2013
A man responds to a PR: dear Kacey-Lee…

“Dear Kacey-Lee. Thank you for your interest in the well-being of myself and my family. Unfortunately I couldn’t get out in the sun to enjoy myself because I am twice-divorced…” Read More »
News
17th, May 2013
Madeleine McCann detectives identify ‘potential suspects’ but won’t tell us how many or why

McCann vanished six years ago. Another summer of sighting looms, all eagerly reported by newspapers looking for easy news in the shark-spotting season… Read More »
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17th, May 2013
When the Beatles met Yoda Love was all you needed

All you need is Love…. Read More »
Music
17th, May 2013
UKIP leader Nigel Farage looks like Joe E. Brown

Some like it not… Read More »
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Politicians
17th, May 2013
Scottish Nationalists attack Nigel Farage for being too much like them

Farage, the UKIP leader, was shouted and screamed at in Edinburgh. The MEP was forced to escape the crowd in a police riot van. The gaggle of self-declared anti-racists and Scottish nationalists joined forces to create an illiberal mob… More »
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17th, May 2013
Walmart says breastfeeding is pornography

“When he went to go pick it up, they brought the photo out and said unfortunately, although this means a lot to you, we can’t print it for you and we cannot sell it to you.” Why not? Read More »
News
17th, May 2013
Kai Nicodemus, aka Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, did not murder Shane Dixon Kavanaugh

Remember Kai, the hero who gave TV the greatest interview of 2013 (before charles Ramsey) when he smu-ashed a ne’er-do-well with a hatchet?… Read More »
News
17th, May 2013
David Beckham Retires: Sun salutes the English legend with bottle of German beer

Bottle of Becks… Read More »
Sports
16th, May 2013
Racism map reveals the world’s most and least racist places

Pakistanis are more racially tolerant than even the Germans or the Dutch… Read More »
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16th, May 2013
Police chase stopped by ducks on the road (video)

Why was it crossing the road..? Read More »
Strange But True
16th, May 2013
Eric Dunn is ‘running though white people neighborhoods’ (video)

And he’s gonna nick your stuff… Read More »
Anorak TV
16th, May 2013
Behold! The Irishman stuck in a baby seat in McDonald’s!

And so, we go to a McDonald’s in Cork (bring back the Oriental McRib, please) where a man managed to get himself stuck in a baby seat like a big buffoon… Read More »
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Flashback
16th, May 2013
The Mickey Mouse gasmask was utterly terrifying in 1942 – and it still is

War is utterly terrifying. It’s ugly. But in 1942, T.W. Smith, Jr., owner of the Sun Rubber Company, and designer, Dietrich Rempel, created something to give children nightmares: the Mickey Mouse gas mask… More »
16th, May 2013
1936: How to die by electrocution in 30 pictures

How to die by technology… Read More »
Flashback
16th, May 2013
Belly laughs: watch men feel the pain of child birth!

And so, to two fellas who gamely decided to experience simulated labour pains… Read More »
News
16th, May 2013
Angelina Jolie is now an African man and other hateful reactions to her double mastectomy

Like her or not, her actions were brave. But on twitter, many took another view… Read More »
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16th, May 2013
Eric Holder does not know about IRS but does secretive Obama? Abuse of power round-up and great video

Scandals erupt… Read More »
Politicians
16th, May 2013
Poptastic: extracts from Tony Blackburn’s fantastic autobiography

“I’d say that seeing Bobby Vee perform was far more enjoyable than watching The Beatles in their prime. I was never big on Elvis – I prefer Perry Como – and I’ll take Alvin Stardust over David Bowie any day.”… Read More »
Books
16th, May 2013
Naked John Inman impersonator arrested for ‘striding down South Street in Chichester’

A naked man impersonating a character from Are You Being Served has been arrested by police… Read More »
News
16th, May 2013
Homeless man proves Atheists are more generous than Christians and Muslims

It is worth pointing out that the Buddhists seem to be rather generous too, but the Christians, Muslims and Hindus come out of the experiment very poorly indeed… Read More »
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16th, May 2013
The Ryan Lee Chiropractic Center creates the most terrifying medical advert of all time

It might be an idea when advertising health remedies that not everyone agrees with to shy away from a “not-so-serious” commercial that features the chiropractor stood behind and on top of young, photogenic women… Read More »
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Politicians
16th, May 2013
Chicago gangsters agree with Joe Biden: more chocolate guns!

Magnum Farce… More »

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