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In Pictures: Katie Price’s “Secret” Wedding To Alex Reid And Swiss Suicide
KATIE Price is planning a “SURPRISE FAMILY WEDDING”. This is the Katie Price who on March 18, 2010, told ITV show This Morning:
“I don’t plan to sell anything to do with us, ‘cos it’s very private.”
This is the Katie Price who has flogged her wedding with Alex Reid to ITV2 for £600,000. This might be why Katie’s wedding, which stars on the cover of OK!, is a “SURPRISE”.
Inside, and news of the “top-secret bash”. Says Alex:
“We’re not doing it as the whole celebrity thing anyway – this is about us celebrating with our family and friends. We want it to be special to us.”
And special to anyone with a telly or £1.99 to splurge on a copy of OK!. Thankfully, we can help you save your money by reading the news so that you don’t have to.
Katie then tells us that she had post-natal depression – “I can’t wait to get preggy” – was put on anti-depressants, contemplated suicide, went to The Priory and she once had a spot of cancer on a finger and if needs must would live in Switzerland for years as preparation for a lethal injection.
A year in Switzerland and anyone might be ready to end it all. A year with Katie Price and OK! would come with a complementary needle, a pint of Botox and a CD of Peter Andre greatest simpers…
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Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, OK! | Comments (3)
That Sandra Bullock Sex Tape, Pervs, Photos And Jesse James’ Dirty Dozen
YOU know that Sandra Bullock – Jesse James Nazi sex tape that Ian Halperin says exists? Well, Sandra Bullock, tells People:
“There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.”
But if ther were, what with this being Bullock, it’d win awards.
But, still, it’s open season on Bullock. And while we await analysis of what the Bullock kiss with Meryl Streep now means, Michael Wolff tells Vanity Fair readers:
Sandra Bullock, who’s made hundreds of millions of dollars off the illusion of niceness and hamishness and old-fashioned nothing-special decentness, is so far out there that even the most gullible will surely never trust the media again. We’ve all been played for suckers by the pervs, that’s the lesson.
And it’s a lesson you can watch over and over and over as you fantacise about the woman once called “Hollywood’s least scandalous newlywed” by, er, Vanity Fair.
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Cheryl Cole’s August Reunion With Ashley And Those Chuckle Brothers Rumours
STOP press. Having heard from Amanda Holden that Cheryl Cole is “probably” in love with Ashley Cole, heat magazine says the nation’s sweetheart (that’s Chezza – as you were, Amanda) is giving Ashley one “LAST CHANCE”.
Cheryl has set her sights on an “August” reunion. And you can read all about the “SECRET TALKS” inside the mag.
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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Heat, Key Posts | Comments (2)
In Pictures: Tiger Woods Plays Masters And Josyln James Strips
TIGER Woods could only stand so much basket weaving as he escaped thoughts of Josyln James and the rest. He focused on those videos of grass being mowed – but not shooting up – and keeping track in a small black and red notebook of the numbers on the bottom of the news crews helicopters’ overhead. Tiger Woods needed rehab. Tiger woods also needed those well-thumbed copies of Golf Monthly he kept under the lump of wood pillow. He needed those Scotch eggs, the inverted crutch and the escape tunnel/hole.
Tiger Woods needs replacement therapy for the sex. Tiger Woods needs golf.
Tiger Woods’ NSFW Turkey Sex Messages To Porn Star Joslyn James: Pictures
Woods returned to the Masters and a live televised interview.Yep, the Masters. Tiger… Tiger! Snap out of it. Masters is just a name. Gather. Ok, it’s not the Masters. It’s just a 5,000 piece jigsaw of Monet’s Houses of Parliament. Better? Better.
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Lockerbie Mass Murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi Rises Again At Easter: Pictures
ACCORDING to today’s Scotsman, Britain’s worst ever mass murderer, Lockerbie bomber and blogger Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, above in a Tripoli hospital, has less than four weeks to live.
Karol Sikora was one of the three specialists who last August refused to agree with a Scottish Prison Service doctor’s prognosis Megrahi had just three months to live. The man convicted of downing Pan Am Flight 103 which left from Heathrow Airport in London at 6.04pm on December 21, 1988 was released and flew home to Tripoli.
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Posted: 5th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (8)
Video: Tom Cruise, Russell Brand And The ‘Nazi Boy’ ‘Plot’ To Kill BNP Leader Nick Griffin
NEWS from the BNP Kamp is that the party’s publicity Mark Collett, aka “Nazi Boy” (see the videos here), candidate for Brightside, Sheffield, Ashley Cole rejecter, has been arrested on suspicion of trying to kill its leader Nick Griffin. Russell Brand and Tom Cruise are listening (more on them later).
Leaked papers claim that Collett, 29, tried to launch a “palace coup” against Mr Griffin. Yes, a “palace coup”. Whish is bit like a chicken coup but with more forks.
Says the missive from Kamp HQ:
“We are able to say that Mark Collett was conspiring with a small clique of other party officials to launch a ‘palace coup’ against our twice democratically elected party leader, Nick Griffin.”
Twice democratically elected. Even Saddam Hussein – Mr 100% – could not top that.
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Posted: 4th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1)
Michelle McGee And Jesse James: The Bayeux Bomshelter’s Strip Club Special Pictures
JESSE James’s alleged walking tapestry, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, aka the Bayeux Bomshelter, is keepin’ it classy in San Diego.
She’s back at work at Pure Platinum strip club, where last night she was doling out $100 lap dances to patrons who wanted her to caress their deep pockets with her Wet Paint. Well, the website is still in the making as McGee was caught out by the story she, er, told to the tabloids.
In Pictures: Drunks Behaving Like Michelle McGee
Radar had a camera in the club for “Bombshell’s” Friday night return to work.
Apparently all the publicity about her affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is paying off. (Spotter: RR.)
Posted: 4th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Drunks Behaving Like Michelle McGee
IN light of research linking drinking to unpleasant side effects, or pleasant ones, Anorak delivers a collection of photos showing what can happen when you’re drunk. Michelle McGee (NSFW), the Bayeux Bombshelter linked to Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, might prefer to end up like these poor so-and-sos when sober. But for others, a bit of Dutch courage is the order of the day. Enjoy your drink. Your friends will…
Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment
In Pictures: Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s ‘Romance’ And Katie Price’s Shrink
THE story of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s love for one another – the love story set in the offices of Can Associates PR – now encompasses Katie Price. The Daily Star screams from its front page:
Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)
A straw poll of the populace reveals that:
41% of Anorak readers would rather see Terry Waite naked, tied to a radiator and drinking his own urine in their TV room than see Pete and Kerry
23% percent would rather eat their own thumbs
18% would prefer to lend Anthea Turner their last tenner
12% would rather inject their faces with yoghurt
5% responded by running around smashing their head into a brick wall
1% would vote UKIP
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Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Jesse James And Woman No. 6: Skittles Valentine
JESSE James, Sandra Bullock’s talented estranged husband, currently being monstered as a Nazi in the press is alleged to have been one Vanilla Gorrilla in a simian foursome with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, a latex glove, Eric McDougall and – get ready – Skittles Valentine.
After Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee, Mel Smith, Brigitte Daguerra and more, meet Skittles Valentine.
Gone Hollywood gives this rubbing of ink the headline:
Jesse James Had Unprotected Sex with a Man
Jesse James is a gay Nazi? The story get no less fantastic when we meet Eric McDougall, head inscriber at Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, and his receptionist and walking appointment diary Skittles Valentine.
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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Love Kerry Katona And Peter Andre Climb Katie Price’s Greasy Pole
PETER Andre and Kerry Katona are together. The Daily Star told us “YES WE LOVE EACH OTHER”. It then told us: “KERRY & PETE’S SECRET LOVE NEST REVEALED”.
The Star’s sister organ, OK!, leads with “PETER AND KERRY”. Readers see sentimental Peter with Princess TenaLadyMe on his shoulders. To his side is Kerry Katona modelling one of her Katonarios as a shoulder throw.
There are:
“INTIMATE DINNER DATES & FAMILY PLANS”
Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)
There is also a shared management. And pictures of Kerry hugging some flowers like it’s the world’s last kebab and Pete beaming by her side. Says Pete:
“I have always loved Kerry. If you could see her with children, you would know she has a good heart.”
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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, OK! | Comments (16)
In Pictures: ‘Anti-Semitic’ ‘Neo-Nazi’ Jesse James Proves Sandra Bullock Is German
JESSE James, Sandra Bullock and Michelle McGee: Jesse James is an American success story, the former nightclub bouncer / biker, rising to the ranks of Hollywood royalty when he married half-German Sandra Bullock.
He also runs a great bike business and magazine and is one of the best metal workers / fabricators in the business. And he’s very likeable. (Thanks to our pal Iowahawk for that background.)
But he’s met with Michelle McGee, allegedly, who is climbing her own way to the top.
US Weekly, says the Bayeux Bombshelter McGee’s new website (NSFW) had nothing to do with her shag ‘n’ tell:
“To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption,” the statement snipes.
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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Delroy Smellie Not Made To Pay For The Death Of Ian Tomlinson
SGT. DELROY Smellie is cleared of striking Nicola Fisher with baton. Mrs Fisher did not turn up at court. “I stand by what I said,” says she. But not in court.
When we bash one policeman we are bashing the Force. When we take on one copper we are taking them all one. But what if the one you are gunning for is innocent? Are we going for Smellie or are we after justice for the murder of Ian Tomlinson?
Make one of them pay – it matters not which one. They all look the same, don’t they. And, indeed, they all look the same by choice. And Delroy Smellie chose to smack Nicola Fisher about the legs with a metal rod.
G20 In Pictures – The Death Of Ian Tomlinson
District Judge Daphne Wickham says Smellie had 7 seconds to react when ran in front of him “hurling abuse at a vigil held on 2 April to mark the death of newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson at a previous demonstration“.
Would she hurl abuse at a copper were he walking in the street? Would she dare?
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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (7)
Heather Mills Court Case Pictures: Jury Calls Arsenal’s Eduadro And Aston Villa
THE monstering of amputee Heather Mills continues. The court calls Eduardo, Arsenal and Aston Villa’s “sick” and lame.
We’ve already told you of Michael Deacon, the Telegraph’s TV Features Editor, wondering if when Mills is spray tanned, as her nanny Sara Trumble alleges, that false leg gets a matching varnishing:
…Did the nanny have to spray Mills’s prosthetic leg too?
Deacon says the question is “mildly offensive”. It’s not offensive at all. It’s just an aside to the Mills-McCartney story, which has been relentlessly humourless and spiteful. There has been worse said of the Sun’s “Lady Mucca”. But the Telegraph wants it both ways.
When Arsenal’s Croatian striker has his leg snapped in an outbreak of anti-football, Aston Villa fans sang:
Eduardo..Woaahhh
Eduardo..Woahhhhh
He used to have silky skills
And now he walks like Heather Mills
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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Jesse James Presents The Top Ten Comedy Nazis
NEWS that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James had been strafing Michelle McGee’s Bayeux Bombshelter with his Vanilla Gorilla was accompanied by allegations that the man had been posing as a Nazi. Well, In Touch magazine has pictorial proof.
So here is the picture of Jesse James wearing an SS officer’s hat while enacting a Nazi salute. Gawker’s Adrian Chen gets it wrong when he says:
These are two things you do not want to do by themselves. Together, they are exponentially worse.
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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
In Pictures: Jesse James Reconnects With Bullock At Sierra Tuscon Experiential Therapy Workshop
YOU know Jesse James, the outlaw big chopper enthusiast who married Oscar-winner Sandra Bullock and allegedly cheated on her with Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee, Mel Smith, Brigitte Daguerra and more? You know, the Jesse James who was once married to a porn star.
Jesse James the rebel?
Well, guess where he is? Yep, above all else, when the story is scrubbed down and disinfected, James is an American and that means he must end up in therapy.
TMZ reports that Jesse James is at the Sierra Tucson rehab facility. To save his marriage.
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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Meow Meow: Mephedrone Is This Week’s Scare Story
MEOW Meow, aka mephedrone, is in the news. The Sun talks of a “TWO-WEEK RACE TO BAN MEOW”. The Sun says that in two weeks there is to be an election, maybe, and after that Parliament breaks up.
So. It’s a race against time. Maybe the election should be delayed?
The paper says the drug must be banned “after 26 deaths”. We hear of a girl of 14 “lucky to be alive”. She took meow and collapsed. We’re not told if the girl had any pre-existing medical conditions, had been drinking or taking other drugs, only that she collapsed in a Tesco car park. And the police say she is “lucky to be alive”. Although, she made a full recovery.
It is left to the Swindon Advertiser to complete the picture:
She had taken a cocktail of alcohol and the drug.
No proof yet exists that toxic meow meow specifically resulted in death. In place of facts we do hear from bereft parents who have lost their children. They, understandably, want the drug banned. They want their child’s death to count for something. It’s emotive stuff.
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Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (16)
Sandra Bullock’s ‘Pregnancy’ And Jesse James Hitler Surf Board, Pictures
SANDRA Bullocks and the “monster ” Jesse James No, not a Vanilla Gorilla. Well, not only. A monster. The Enquirer says that having allegedly shagged Michelle McGee, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra, James is now one part of a £250 million divorce.
The story of James shagging walking tapestries is getting a little tired. And while we wait for Mystery Woman No.4 to tell all via a cartoon on her forehead, the Enquirer introduces “HER PREGNANCY HEARTACHE”.
Before that, know that James, allegedly, owns Nazi memorabilia, which might see him score a job at Human Rights Watch and so set about salvaging his image.
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Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Jesse James Woman Number 4 Let’s Tattoos Do The Talking
WE won’t get to meet Jesse James alleged mistress number four because the woman who took the Vanilla Gorilla isn’t going to sell her story. And, no, she’s not going to give it away, nor will she act it out in mime on a Las Vegas street corner nor explain all by way of a tattoo on her face.
(Image: Jesse James’ hand tat.)
Having hired the ubiquitous Gloria Allred to represent her, Number 4 is staying quiet. You may suppose that this leaves number 4 out of pocket. She hires a lawyer and then doesn’t make any money to balance the books.
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Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Lady Gaga Before She Was Famous
LADY Gaga has just turned 24. She stood on stage in Australia and looked to “30 more years of making music”. Is this a threat to Madonna, the prototype on which Gaga is modelled? What happens when Gaga turns 54? Any ideas. While we wait let’s look back on those picture of Lady GaGa before she covered her f-f-f-face – to when she was pretty fanciable.
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Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Kim Kardashian Tells All About Her ‘Date’ With Wayne Bridge
YOU know those stories in the Sun about Wayne Bridge’s “hot new date” Kim Kardashian, the homemade porn star and reality telly fodder?
You know, Wayne Bridge, the bitter footballer who let England down when married John Terry, his former captain at Chelsea – and former best mate – allegedly shagged the mother of Bridge’s child, one Vanessa Perroncel?
You know how that news of a date with Kardashian was followed by more Sun news that:
SOCCER star WAYNE BRIDGE is set to fly to the US for a date with former Playboy model KIM KARDASHIAN, pals said last night.
Well, Kim Kardashian has tweeted:
* “Who the hell is Wayne Bridge? LOL Someone please fill me in because I have no clue!”
Posted: 28th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Photos: Melissa Smith And Michelle McGee’s Sugar Daddy
JESSE James’ alleged office bike chicks Melissa Smith and Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee share one other thing in common. Yep, they both make good feature walls. But more than that they both express a desire for a “sugar daddy”.
Melissa Smith is a stripper by trade is reported in the Huffington Post as being after a man to “spoil” her (no not despoil her) while she tries to “get out of the adult industry and become my own boss“. But she is picky: daddy has to be between 30 to 90 years old.
Story continues after gallery:
Says Melissa:
“I am a Midwest girl, with a SO CAL attitude. I have a college degree in Fashion Design and work as an exotic dancer at the best club in Anaheim.”
Yeah, she loves clothes but makes a living out of not wearing many. Go figure. Here’s her advert:
I’ve only been on here 5 days and nothing but guys wanting to try to play me. Sending me explicit pics, running up my phone bill, and generally wasting my time. So please, contact me only if you are serious about meeting asap and spoiling me right away! I am a real girl in a tough situation right now, (broke up with ex and left me with the house note and bills) Going to lose everything real soon! So will a real man.
While Smith investigates if tattoes can be auctioned off (one carefree owner) we hear echoes the words of Michelle McGee:
With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier. Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugardaddy to teach me and be my sexy mentor. If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit. I’m working on my Masters Degree in Bio-chemistry in the Cal State system and already have my BS in biology.
Jesse James is not made of sugar, but his Gorilla is made for Vanilla. And he may too have a degree in BS…
Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
In Pictures: Jesse James And The Four Women
JESSE James women in photos. After The Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee, Melissa Smith (yeah, Mel Smith), and Posh totty Brigitte Daguerra meet mystery woman number 4, who claims to have shagged Sandra Bullock’s husband – introduced by Gloria Allred.
No, readers, this new woman is not the legal confidant. Although if it were the story would be neat.
Another day, another dalliance for Vanilla Gorilla Jesse James, writes Anorak’s Man in LA.
And God knows if there’s an unjustly treated mistress to be defended, Gloria Allred will be doing her duty as the woman’s attorney and publicist.
James’ latest conquest to come forward chooses to remain a mystery mistress for now, allowing Allred to do the talking for her.
According to Gloria, the veiled vixen is a “beautiful model and business woman.” Doesn’t that description have hooker written all over it?
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Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
How To Buy Meow Meow From A Labour MP’s Son
SEAN Ellman, son to Louise Ellman, MP for Liverpool Riverside, is, as the Sun claims, Britain’s Meow Meow “DRUGS BARON”.
He’s a drugs baron in much the same way that the Government which rakes in a fortune from alcohol taxes is a Booze Baron, or a Tobacco Baron or a Diazepam Baron.
Like those other legal highs and lows, Meow Meow is legal. The drug is also known as 4MMC, M-CAT, meow, miaow, meoowwwwww or drone. Meow Meow is made from plant food mephedrone.
The NHS describes Meow Meow as:
Meow meow is a common name for 4‐Methylmethcathinone, a synthetic substance based on the cathinone compounds found in the khat plant of eastern Africa, which locals chew for an amphetamine-like high.
The Sun was offered meow meow within minutes of entering Ellman’s Dr Hermans Salsa shop in Warrington, Cheshire. See, kids, that’s where you get it from. It’s not an acrticle it’s a shopping guide.
Our investigator simply asked a female assistant: “Do you have any MCAT?” – its club name. She replied: “Oh yes, there in the glass cabinet.”
The legal drug is being kept behind a glass cabinet in a “drugs accessory shops”. The purpose of the Sun’s scoop seems unclear. Is Meao Meow so very dangerous that we need to be hysterical about it, ban it and make it so that the kids can only buy the toxic mush in the street, where it will be spliced with Vim and cost more? Of course, Louise Ellman is “Labour Louise”, so you can make something of that.
The facts seem very hard to come by, not least of all for the Sun which in place of scientific data uses the mum of 18-year-old called Joslyne Cockburn who died after a high out. Josylne had taken meow moew and her grieving mum is “convinced” the drugs killed her daughter.
She says “it needs to be banned”.
Perhaps it should be. And then the kids not old enough or rich enough to buy booze and fag can buy a new legal drug. Or else they can be weaned off meaow meow in mum and dad’s drinks cabinet…
Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comment (1)
Wayne Bridge ‘Dates’ Kim Kardashian And Vanessa Perroncel’s Deal
WAYNE Bridge, the Manchester City player billed as the Sun’s “bitter” “sad” loser in light of candid John Terry’s alleged dalliances with Vanessa Perroncel is being linked to home-made porn star and reality TV fodder Kim Kardashian.
This is “Bridge and the busty Kim, the heiress”.
Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)
Kim Kardashian is Bridge’s “hot new date”. Well, she will be should they ever decide to meet. The story goes that Bridge met Kardashian met in a Miami nightclub and they exchanged not fluids but words. There is talk of texts and Kim maybe meeting up with Bridge should she come to the UK.
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Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)
