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Justin Bieber Plays The Eiffel Tower: Pictures

JUSTIN Bieber is still in Paris. Hark! Hear that? That, Britisher, is the sound of French teenage frenzy. It’s the sound of backpacks, pastel-coloured anoraks and denim. Anorak’s Teen in Paris spotted Justin Bieber performing on the 1st floor of the Eiffel Tower. As anyone who has queued for a ride up the Tower knows, this is no small achievement. In a few days Bieber should make it the second deck…

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Canadian singer Justin Bieber performs live in concert during the NRJ showcase on the 1st floor of the Eilffel Tower in Paris, France

Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


David And Victoria Beckham Driven Into Lake Como Villa By George Clooney’s Paparazzi

GEORGE Clooney is selling his 18th-century Villa Oleandra at Laglio home in Lake Como to escape the paparazzi and the fans eager to see him and his Italian lover Elisabetta Canalis.

So who will buy a place besieged by fame-hungry loons? The Times tells us that David Beckham told team-mates that the villa was “quiet and peaceful, and not far from Milan”.

The Corriere della Sera says the Beckham – Day-vid and Vicky – want to buy it. As the headline will tell us:

David and Victoria Beckham driven into Lake Como villa by paparazzi.

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Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Muse, Kasabian And Lily Allen Get The Finger At The NME Awards: In Pictures

THE NME Awards are better than the Brits because they offer the winners, like Muse and The Specials, Lily Allen, Rage Against The Machine, Lady Gaga, Kasbabian and JLS (worse band) the chance to do something adolescent with the award – a big shiny raised middle finger. Do you present it as it is, hold is in front of your crotch, stick it on your head, shove the finger into your mouth..? Here are some ideas, in pictures:

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Muse with Award for Best British Band at NME Awards Room at The 02 Academy Brixton, London.

Pictures of Muse’s, Dominic Howard (left) and Matt Bellamy of Muse, Ellie Jackson of La Roux, Lily Allen, Bad Lieutenant, Agyness Deyn, Sarah-Jane Crawford, Akiko Matsuura, Milo Cordell, Robbie Furze and Leopold Ross of The Big Pink, Nick O’Malley, Matt Helders, The Arctic Monkeys, Ellie Goulding, Nat and Leah Weller, Kaya Scodelario, Elliott Tittensor, Pam Hogg, Bobby Gillespie, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Henry Holland, Courtney Love, Terry Hall, Neville Staple, Roddy ‘Radiation’ Byers, Lynval Golding and John Bradbury of The Specials, Serge Pizzorno, Ke$ha, Kasabian, Shane MacGowan, The Mighty Boosh, Leigh Francis, The Drums, The Horrors, Blur, Jarvis Cocker, Biffy Clyro, Courtney Love, Slash and Mathew Horne…

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Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


Cheryl Cole’s Divorce In Pictures: Ashely’s Tattooed Women And Blaming Joan

8055045CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole Divorce: Cheryl’s tattoo spreads, Jonathan Ross, blaming the mother-in-law Joan and John Terry. Anorak’s round-up of the big story:

The Sun’s front-page news is that Cheryl Cole is being erased. No, Cheryl is not dead. She is merely morphing into Chelsy Tweedy by having her tattoo removed. And, as luck as it, this change is taking place just as Chelsy is poised to crack America and put her hair in a bun.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun tells readers that Cheryl is to have her “Mrs Cole” tattoo removed – the one that adorns the back of her neck in the style of a toddler’s felt tip doodle. It looks as if Ashley daubed it during a night of love. Do other women bear this “tag”, as graffiti-ologists call it. Check in the mirror. Ask a friend to help by holding a mirror to your rear while you face forward into another mirror.

Other love notes to look out for:

“Ashley was here”

“LOST: Mobile. If found call Cheryl’s mobile”

“I am not Ashley Cole”

In other news, the Sun continues to hunt down Ashley Cole, who – and this incidental to its daily stories on him – once sued the paper and won.

In “LOVE RAT SIDESTEPS SUN’S BIG QUESTION” the paper tells us:

“Ashley refused to say sorry for betraying Cheryl yesterday after the Sun tracked him down to a swish sports clinic in south west France”.

This is the swish clinic where swish Ashley is having his swish broken leg treated, swishly.

The story is that Cheryl is the nation’s sweetheart and in letting her down the Sun wants answers from Ashley, the anti-sweetheart. The Sun will fight, fight, fight for Cheryl, patron saint of teary hugs, mojo and toilet attendants.

Cheryl Cole And Ashley Cole’s Marriage In Pictures

And the thing is that it wasn’t Ashley’s fault. If you want to blame anyone, blame his mother-in-law, Joan. A source tells the Star:

He blames everything on Joan living with them. He says they haven’t had room to breathe and moaned that she took her daughter’s side in everything. They couldn’t even have a proper row he said. But Cheryl insisted on her mum moving in after he cheated on her the first time. He was so desperate to keep the marriage going he would have agreed to anything. But he didn’t think of the long-term problems.”

Yep, this is the same Ashley Cole who blaming himself just yeterday and was talking of having therapy. Auch are the facts.

But wait a moment. It was Cheryl’s fault. The Mirror reports:

“One minute Ashley is grovelling and apologising for his betrayals and the next he is blaming her successful career for the split. Cheryl has been told Ashley strayed because he felt so alone in their marriage. Whilst she was off working on X Factor and with Girls Aloud, he was either at home alone, or in a hotel room playing video games while away with Chelsea.”

Poor, Cheryl. She is said to be all ready to “open her heart” to Jonathan. No, not John Terry. Jonathan Ross.

Let’s not complicate things…

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Cheryl Cole And Ashley Cole’s Marriage In Pictures

CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole Divorce In Pictures: Reasons why Cheryl and Ashley are no more are many. But the most likely is that they never achieved the dream of their own nickname. The Beckhams are easily identifiable. Brangelina. Yep. Jedward. No worries. But The Coles? Just at Chelsea and England there are Joe and Carly Cole? No, the marketing was never right. But the pictures were great – Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged):

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Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole during a photocall to launch the National Lottery Dream Number, at Jasmine Studios in Shepherds Bush, west London.

Posted: 24th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Divorce: Sex Therapy, All The Women And Cheryl’s Tattoo

mrs-cole-tattooCHERYL Cole And Ashley Cole divorce: As Cheryl Cole heads back to being Mrs Tweedy – that “Mrs Cole” tattoo on the back of her neck may be harder to get shot of than her Chelsea and England footballer husband – the papers reports. The news round-up:

The Sun (front page): “CHERYL KICKS ASH – BEAUTY DUMPS FOOTIE STAR HUBBY

In case anyone is wondering which side the Sun is on – The Beauty with access to the X Factor judges and acts or The Rat who once sued the Sun and won – the papers comes equipped with a John Terry exclusive.

Terry is Cole’s captain at Chelsea and was his skipper at England too – until he resigned in light of allegations in the New of The World (the Sun on Sunday) that he had shagged loadsa women, including his Chelsea and England teammate Wayne’s Bridge’s lover, one Vanessa Perroncel.

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

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Posted: 24th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19)


Miranda Kerr Interview: Orlando Bloom, Affirmations And Victoria’s Secret Pictures

5348422IN this week’s Hello!, top model Miranda Kerr is wearing jeans (tear in right knee) and shirt (unbuttoned to navel). Miranda welcomes us to her Sydney home and tells us that Orlando Bloom is “an incredible man”. Says she:

“I’m happiest when I’m sitting under a tree or reading a book or out at the beach. I’m definitely a girl that enjoys the simple things in life.”

To show us what happiness looks like, Miranda pauses from modelling underwear for Victoria’s Secret and reads a book. There are not many people who can happily read a book while being photographed, but Miranda is one of them.

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Hello!, Key Posts | Comment


Cheryl Cole Arrives Home To Find Ashley Cole Gone: Pictures

MORE Cheryl Cole and Ashley Cole news in heat magazine, wherein readers learn the “shocking truth about Ashley’s hold over Cheryl”. Before that, we see Cheryl arrive home and find that Ashley has gone.

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Ashley has left the couple’s Hurtmore mansion. Yes, HURTMORE. Nominative determinism was ever a cruel mistress.

Says the Mail:

Mrs Cole’s burgeoning friendship with Mr Hough comes as she prepares to begin divorce proceedings against her errant husband.

Yes, we know this is the third article on Cheryl and Ashley today, but the reporting is so fantastic, we’d like to share it with you. Closer says Cheryl will not divorce Ashley. The Sun says Cheryl has already dumepd him. The Mail speaks of divorce. And we’ve been introduced to “comforting” Derek Hough.

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)


National Enquirer After Brangelina: Jessica Aniston And Jessica Simpson At ‘War’

ne-jenWEEK Two of the post Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit National Enquirer front page and things are looking promising for Jennifer Aniston, who remains in situ.

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With Brangelina suing the NoTW, and so putting the US tabloid on a stage of high alert, Jennifer Aniston is on her own.

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Touch Up Super Bowl: In 70 Pictures

Well, she’s not alone for long because the NE has a new love triangle war brewing, and the three-points of the news compass are Aniston, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. This is:

“Jen & Jessica – REVENGE ON LOVE RAT JOHN MAYER!”

Inside and:

“JEN & JESSICA DECLARE WAR ON JOHN!”

Mayer is said to have upset the women by called Simpson “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine” (is that good or bad?) and portrayed Aniston as “boring”. Says Mayer of fun Jen:

“I want to dance… I want to get on an airplane and be a ninja… I don’t want to pet dogs in the kitchen.”

A euphemism?

And… Oh, it’s just no good. Without those weekly tales of Brad’s secret love (sources say) to betrayed Aniston, Angelina Jolie’s rage (say pals) and Aniston’s loveliness (says insider), the Enquirer is trying but failing to come up with a story.

READ: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: Sex Toys, Jennifer Aniston ‘Romps’ In Pictures

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance In Pictures

It’s needs a new angle? Who can be the new Ange-Brad-Jen? But why not do as OK! has done and in between news and non-news hire look-alikes to play the main protagonists and get up to all sorts of crazy mischief?

Look out for: “Jen puts Brad’s head in oven as Ange waters poison begonia” – say pals.

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Touch Up Super Bowl: In 70 Pictures

Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (9)


Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole’s Women

derek-hough-1CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up:

The Sun says Derek has been “comforting” Cheryl Cole for “seven hours”. The Star counts “nine hours”. The Star sees him leave Cheryl Cole’s hotel at 4am. The Sun sees him leave at 4:15am. Both papers lead with shot of Derek Hough carrying a dog.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun has now written more about Chelsea and England’s Ashley Cole sex life more than it has about his club captain and former national skipper John Terry. Ashley Cole once sued the Sun and won. John Terry gives the Sun exclusives.

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

The media narrative is clear: Ashley Cole is bad. And Chelsy Cole, the woman with “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck who once assaulted a toilet worker, who told us that we must fight for our love, sold her wedding photos to OK! and posed for pictures with an ice cream sundae between her thighs is “dignified”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cheryl Cole is married. As the Sun says:

American Derek went to the Girls Aloud beauty’s hotel room and emerged smiling broadly.

An onlooker said: “He looked very pleased with himself.”

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Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)


Sarah Brown’s Choirboy And Carey Mulligan Present The Elle Style Awards In 53 Pictures

THE Elle Style Awards are the fashion industry AGM spicing up London Fashion Week. The usual suspects arrive: Sarah Brown (Gordon’s not a vain nutter because he married me, meeee, mee), Sados (Sons and daughtes of stars) Pixie Geldof, Jaime Winstone (daddy sends hugs) Jade Jagger, Daisy Lowe, model Agynes Deyn, Brits winner Florence Welch and Mary-Kate And Ashley Olden looking like things the late Steve Irwin would pull from a tree.

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Agyness Deyn, Sarah Brown and Carey Mulligan arriving for the Elle Style awards at the Grand Connaught Rooms, 61 Great Queen Street, London.

Also, Leona Lewis, Michael McIntyre (from the Boden comedy catalogue), Naomi Campbell, BAFTA winners Carey Mulligan and Kristen Stewart, Paloma Faith, Emilia Fox, Dannii Minogue, Alexa Chung, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sophie Ellis-Bextor and, of course, Talulah Riley…

Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


After The Rapture Pet Care: Taking Care Of Your Furry Friends After Jesus

COMETH the Rapture, goeth the Cat. What does The Rapture means for your pet? Do they believe? Do you like violins? As Christians ascend to the glory, the Jews, Hindus and Cargoists will take care of your pets. Fear ye not. There is hope after The Rapture:

rapheaderThe deal:

* Dear Fellow Christian:

As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?

I’m Sharon Moss, and I’d like to help answer that question.

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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (5)


Cheryl Cole Dumps Ashley By Text: After Aimee Walton, Vicki Gough, Brooke Healy And Ann Corbitt Meet Alexandra Taylor

alexandra-taylorWITH the BAFTAS coming too late for the papers, Ashley Cole and his fragrant wife Cheryl Cole dominate the tabloids. Anorak rounds up the news, starting with a fifth woman who claims to have shagged Ashley Cole. After Aimee Walton, Sonia Wild, Brooke Healy, Vicki Gough and Ann Corbitt are linked in headline top Ashley Cole, meet Alexandra Taylor  It is 2004:

Back at his flat, the glamour girl said he was “really hands-on’’. She said: “He was so off his face with drink he could barely do the deed. It lasted about 15 minutes and was really lousy.’’

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

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Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)


Kristen Stewart, Carey Mulligan, Hurt Locker And Colin Firth Present Are The Bafta Winners In Pictures

KRISTEN Stewart looked delighted as she stood in the press room with her BAFTA Orange Rising Star award. Had she seen Robert Pattinson’s hair and heard the mewling of fairies dying? She won a gong. And The Hurt Locker did good.

The other winners:

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Kristen Stewart with the award Orange Rising Star award at the Orange British Academy of Film Awards, at The Royal Opera House, London.

Carey Mulligan – Best Actress award for An Education

Nick Boal – Best Original Screenplay for The Hurt Locker
Sheldon Turner – Best Adapted Screenplay for Up In The Air
Bob Murawski and Chris Innis – Best Editing
Ray Beckett and Paul Ottosson – Best Sound
James Bolton and Martina Amati – Best Short for I Do Air
Duncan Jones – Outstanding Debut by a British writer
Barry Ackroyd – Best Cinematography for The Hurt Locker
Christoph Waltz – Best Supporting Actor for Inglorious Basterds
Sandy Powell – Best Costume Design for The Young Victoria
Jenny Shircore – Best Make Up and Hair for The Young Victoria
Nick Laws and Andrea Arnold – Outstanding British Film for Fish Tank
Pete Doctor – Best Animated Film for Up
Kathryn Bigelow – Best Director for The Hurt Locker

Posted: 22nd, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Chelsea ‘Helped’ Ashley Cole Out Of Ann Corbitt, Vicki Gough’s Good Engine And Cheryl Cole Cancels Divorce

ann-corbittASHLEY and Chelsy Cole: the divorce, Ann Corbitt (Corrrr-Bit of alright, more like), Vicky Gough’s engine and Derek Hough’s cod.

The Daily Mail says the Chelsea FC, where Ashley Cole plays football for a decent wage, “helped Cole to silence claims of affair”.

Cheryl Cole gives full throat to love – pictures

It’s Ann Corbit, the American who claims she shagged Ashley while he was on tour with John Terry and the Blues.

Before we go on, the Star has more news on that divorce, the story of which it broke. Says the front page:

Ashley’s one last chance.”

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Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Tiger Woods: Veronica Siwik-Daniels, aka Joslyn James, Confesses In Photos

TIGER Woods takes break from swinging Michelle Titleist to take part in mad-for-TV soft-focus biopic of his own scripting about those women (NSFW photos). Watching was Josyln James (NSFW Photos), known from hereon in as former porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels. She claims she had an affair with Tiger Woods. Her brief Gloria Allred manages to give gull throat to this line and not choke: “Today, this was not an apology. It was a staged public relations stunt.”

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Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (9)


Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Public Row Over Princess Tiamii’s Hair In A Test Card Special: Pictures

katie-price27KATIE Price and Peter Andre’s new conversation piece is “paedo” picture suject Princess Tiamii. Having seen her painted face, fans of watching two-year-olds on the telly can see her getting her hair straightened.

Katie and Pricness Tenaladymee are the ITV2 test card, a commercial station’s update on the BBC filler which features a girl with unmoving face playing noughts and crosses with a clown.

Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)

Which is which is a moot point. Should the glue from Princess’s eyelash drip onto her face and Katie overdo the felt tip eyebrows, mum can be daughter and daughter can be mum. Zeros and Xs. Xs and Zeros.

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Posted: 18th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Madeleine McCann: Robert Murat Sues Jane Tanner (?) And McCanns Sue TV1

6962183MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann – GERRY and Kate McCann have been in Lisbon. As one trial ends – the one against Goncalo Amaral – another begins: the McCanns are launching criminal proceedings against a Portuguese TV channel TVI. And Robert Murat is reported to be suing Jane Tanner.

As Sky’s Hannah Thomas-Peter in Lisbon reports:

Gerry and Kate McCann say TV1 was in “material breach” of a court injunction issued to prevent allegations made in a book by former lead investigator Goncalo Amaral being repeated.

The McCanns deny that their daughter died in their holiday apartment. There is no proof that she did. But there is a book. In Maddie: The Truth Of The Lie, Amaral takes the media conceit that saw Madeleine McCann – renamed Maddie in the media to make snappier headlines – alleges the innocent child died and the couple faked her abduction. The parents are innocent.

muratWill the book be banned? It’s one for the judges to decide.

In other Our Maddie news, shiny-faced telly newsboy Keir Simmons, Tweets:

Lawyer confirms: Robert Murat, wrongly accused in #McCann case, has made legal complaint against friend of McCann’s Jane Tanner

That’s Robert Murat, tried by the tabloids, linked to Soham killer Ian Huntley by a voracious media high on specualtion, fingered in the crowd by a “creepy” tabloid hack, a whisper of “paedo“, a scent of death, who met some of the so-called Tapas 7 (they sued and they won) at a police station – “You’re a liar. I saw you peek in apartment,” went the Mirror’s headline. The Mirror that told us on September 2007:

DAILY MIRROR front page: “MADELEINE: DNA is found. Arrest expected ‘in 48 hours’.”

No yellow ribbon on the Mirror’s front page. But news of that blood found on the McCann’s apartment walls. We learn: “The DNA of a potential suspect in the Madeleine McCann case has been found by British scientists.”

Poor, Robert Murat, the one-eyed, innocent man – the innocent police -approved translator– portrayed in the tabloid press as an “oddball” with a bouncy castle festish, an “alibi blown“, the false celebrity father who sued the press and won and WON. His name is forever sullied – a benchmark for the abused. The double, And now he is seeking recompense – for what is unclear.

There’s lots more in the Anorak Forums…

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann | Comments (32)


Cheryl Cole Fight For Ashley’s Love: Brits Awards 2010 In Pictures

CHERYL Cole brought fight to the Brits last night, shadow boxing the toilet attendant of love as she gave full throat to her command to husband Ashley Cole. The Express looked on and wandered if Cheryl is heading for a “22m divorce”. To the Mirror she is “Cheryl Cool”, airing her grievances and crotch at the big music AGM. But the Sun does the top job, leading with “brave” Cheryl in full cry and asking “How could you Ashley?” Cheryl wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. Which is good news for Ashley, who can look forward to a good clean fight without weapons…

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Cheryl Cole performs on stage during the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses

THE Brits Awards show was the AGM to end all music industry AGMs this month. JLS proved likeable, and not just because we bumped into Aston Merrygold in Brent X, Lady GaGa, Madonna’s camel (a popstar formed by committee) did everything to hide her face, Dizzee Rascal rocked and with Florence saved the UK pop industry from Cheryl Cole fighting her way out of a paper bag…

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Geri Halliwell (right) and Melanie Brown (left) collect the award for 'Best Brit perforamce of 30 years' on behalf of the Spice Girls during the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Lady Gaga Nativity Play Chic Presents The Brits In Pictures

LADY Gaga’s nativity play chic presents the Brit Awards 2010 in pictures. Featuring Lily Allen in a Camden Council recycling triumph, Natasha Khan, Lady Gaga Katie Melua Daniel Merriweather Seasick Steve, Dizzee Rascal, Calvin Harris, Taio Cruz, Leona Lewis, Pixie Lott, Courtney Love, Florence Welch, Alexandra Burke and…

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Lady Gaga arriving for the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


National Enquirer Panic: Angelina Jolie Is ‘Saintly’ And Jennifer Aniston Marries Gerard Butler: Pictures

jen-ange1ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt sue the News of The World for saying they’ve split, get spotted at the Super Bowl rutting like adolescents, and for the first time in years, the National Enquirer’s lead story of Jennifer Aniston does not feature an accompanying “source-say” piece about Brangelina in CRISIS.

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt – A Romance

And get this from the Enquirer:

“Angie’s new-golden status comes as welcome relief following a month of shocking stories about her personal life with partner Brad Pitt.”

Stories you might have read in the… National Enquirer, which now calls Angelina Jolie – get his – “saintly”. Like Jen – only saintlier (read this).

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

As for the story that breaks the mould, Aniston is said to be in a “TRIAL MARRIAGE” with Gerard Butler and a £110m prenup”

Well, so sources say…

Angelina Jolie (NSFW)

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, National Enquirer | Comments (2)


The Most Bizarre X Ray Photos Ever

THAT’S an X-Ray of the spatula inside Zdenka Kopeckova. It’s been there for five months. She got it at a clinic in the south-eastern Czech town of Ivancice after gynaecological surgery in September 2009. she presents the best X-Ray photos ever:

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Max the boxer dog

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (4)


Woody Harrelson’s Pupils And Sandra Bullock Present The Oscars Lunch, In Pictures

WOODY Harrelson’s little pupils and winsome Sandra Bullock present the 82nd Annual Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon at the Hilton Hotel. Beverly Hills, California. Yep, lunch. Food. Actors wanting to look svelte and desirable at the ultimate showbiz AGM. Whose idea was this? Also there Quentin Tarantino, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick, Kathryn Bigelow, Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe, Morgan Freeman, James Cameron, Colin Firth, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jeff Bridges and Carey Mulligan…

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Woody Harrelson.82nd Annual Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon.Hilton Hotel.Beverly Hills, California

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Kevin Smith Attacked In Global War On Fat: Too Wide For The Sky

kevinsmithonflightTHE director of such cult classic films at “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,” and “Chasing Amy” didn’t exactly get A-list treatment by Southwest Airlines last night on a flight between Oakland and Burbank, writes Anorak’s Man in LA. Kevin Smith is “Too Wide For The Sky“.

Kevin Smith was actually thrown off his flight because he physical size was deemed by the pilot to be a security risk.

Smith took to Twitter to vent about the situation, owning up to the fact that he’s overweight, but pointing out that he still fits within the seat’s arm rests and doesn’t require a seatbelt extender.

Dear @SouthwestAir – I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated?

Southwest has since Twittered and telephoned an apology to Smith, along with a $100 gift certificate toward future Southwest fares.

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Posted: 15th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment