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Farrah Fawcett’s Ryan O’Neal Seen With Another Woman
FARRAH Fawcett is not long dead and her long-term lover Ryan O’Neal is grieving. Perfect time, then, for the Daily Mail to release the news that he has been spotted with another woman:
The Hollywood star strolled barefoot through the surf on a Californian beach with his arm over the shoulder of the unnamed woman.
Posted: 4th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson’s Pet Bubbles For Sale
MICHAEL Jackson’s old mucker Bubbles is for sale.
Says Bubbles:
“I hope Diana Ross kicks a bucket better than she kicks a football. I never liked her.”
Spotter: M Kritharis
MICHAEL JACKSON Michael’s Pets (Original official 1987 US licenced ‘Bubbles The Chimp’ plush toy featuring Bubbles wearing a cap, shirt, tie and jacket. This toy comes complete with the original story and song cassette and still attached to the original picture card packing).
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mariah Carey Copies Michelle Obama’s Fashion
MARIAH Carey has a huge left hand, attached to a gigantic left thumb.
Celebrity thumbs are all the rage, a trend begun by Michelle Obama and adopted by Megan Fox, and now Mariah Carey.
The thumb is seen dangling from the end of one of Carey’s asymetric arms on the cover of Obsessed.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Stars In Noboru Iguchi’s RoboGeisha 2
WHAT next for Megan Fox? How do you follow an part in a non-acting film like Transformers? With a part in Tranformers 2. Certainly. And then with a part in a sequel to Noboru Iguchi’s RoboGeisha:
Megan Fox Trashes Whites And Christians
Megan Fox’s Secret Picture Gallery
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Makes Michael Bay Look Young And Dumb
MEGAN Fox opens her mouth and to prove they are not staring at her cleavage, hacks takes down every word she says.
Editors print it because what Megan Fox says can be illustrated with a picture of her skin.
Now, Megan Fox says her Transformers’ director Michael Bay created a film “not about acting”.
Says Bay:
“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do…”
Bay is 44 years young. Says he:
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys.”
Really?
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Inside Michael Jackson’s New Neverland Theme Park
MICHAEL Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is to be turned into a theme park. The old rides are gone and the news rides are being installed. Anorak brings you an exclusive look inside:
The Ten Best Things To See And Do at the Neverland Theme Park
Nemesis - Face your Nemesis. This intense ride takes you through shopping malls as an animatronic Martin Bashir asks you questions. Will you break it – or will it break you?
The Hit Parade – Walk down Main Street USA and listen as the people scream “Paedo!” and “Weirdo!” As you walk, yellow squares in the road light up. Tread on the wrong squares and fall into the Gary Glitter Bargain Bucket. Tread on the right squares and the world dances with you.
Oblivion - Face your fears. You know you shouldn’t look down, but you won’t be able to stop yourself taking a peek at the colossal vertical drop from the highs of Thriller to the lows of the Brit Awards.
Hall of Wax – Wander though the Hall of Wax and experience Michael Jackson in his many guises. The tour ends in the Hot Wax Surgery where you can buy supple balls of molten wax and make your own Wacko Jacko.
Leave Me Alone! - Something for mum and dad. Sit junior on Jackson’s knee and try to win big cash prizes. Sit the child wrongly and junior comes away with only a cherished memory. Sit him or her on the ‘Thriller’, and – Kapow! – money pours from Jackson’s orifices like sweat off a doctor’s brow.
On The Wall – Have your face digitally entered into that famous picture of Jackson at Liza Minelli’s wedding to David Gest. Hang it over a radiator or open fire and have everyone think you’re melting.
It’s A Small World After All – Take a DNA test and see if you are Michael Jackson’s child. Since Jackson died we are now each of us no more than Five Degrees Separated from Michael Jackson. Fact.
I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles – Sing-a-long with a millions Jackson look-alikes – one may even be him!
- I’m forever blowing bubbles,
- Pretty bubbles in the air.
- They fly so high,
- Nearly reach the sky,
- Then like my dreams,
- They fade and die.
- Fortune’s always hiding,
- I’ve looked everywhere,
- I’m forever blowing bubbles,
- Pretty bubbles in the air.
Jesus Juice Bar - Take holy communion over an injection of Jesus Juice in the Jesus Juice Bar.
Where’s Jacko? - As you wonder about Neverland look out for Michael Jackson. Jackson can appear as a small boy, a confused teen, a man-child or even a 20-year-dead masked mummy lying in a four-poster bed propped up on back issues of Melody Maker.
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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Has Car Repossessed
THE death of Michael Jackson affects us in different ways. Some become suicidal; some commit crime; some lash out; some conspire; and some cash in.
In this video, Michael Jackson has his car repossessed. He reacts with the power of dance…
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Best Michael Jackson Cover Versions
MICHAEL Jackson is dead. But the concert must go on. Bring on the Michael Jacksons and the impersonators. Cue the acts who did it their way. Anorak presents the Best Michael Jackson Cover Versions Ever - it being what he would have wanted:
Shine Head - Billie Jean
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Banned From Swimming
AMY Winehouse has been “banned” from swimming in the pool at the Caribbean resort where she currently resides.
Reasons as to why barefoot, reforming drug-addled, post-Blaaaaaaake Winehouse has been banned from dipping in the shared pool may not be immediately obvious.
So the Sun offers an explanation:
Bosses at the Cotton Bay complex in St Lucia were worried by Wino’s latest habit of going swimming after marathon boozing sessions. They feared she was going to drown so barred the singer from the pool for her own safety.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Danny Gans And Michael Jackson’s Iatrogenic Deaths
MICHAEL Jackson is dead. Las Vegas performer Danny Gans is dead. Their deaths were iatrogenic - caused by medical treatment.
“The musical impressionist died at 53 after ingesting a powerful opiate he did not have a prescription for— “drug store heroin” that was given to him by an associate or pusher, or acquired by a doctor under an assumed name. Such illegal activities are currently being investigated by the Los Angeles Police Department in the apparent drug overdose death of superstar entertainer Michael Jackson. The LAPD has reportedly asked federal drug agents to help them find out who was feeding painkillers to 50-year-old Jacko.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Tried To Buy Octomum Nadya Suleman’s Children
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Funeral tickets for sale, Jackson adopts Octomum’s kidz and Debbie Rowe floats her boat…
The Sun: R.I.P. OFF – Fans fury at plan to sell £15 tickets for Jacko funeral”
Or as it says elsewhere in the Sun:
Watch Jacko’s final show here
Daily Star: “JACKO IS BACKO”
Michael Jackson has left enough new songs for at least 30 new albums. One of the bosses at his record company revealed that the king of pop left “a mountain of dozens and dozens” of unreleased recordings in the vaults.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Bought Drugs As Jack London, Omar Arnold, Barack Obama And Pete Doherty
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: TMZ reports that Michael Jackson “frequently used the names Omar Arnold and Jack London to get powerful drugs, including Demerol”.
Anorak hears rumours that Jackson also used the names Neda Soltan, Neda Soltani, Madeleine McCann, Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo (that enough?), Secret Sex Video, Angelina Jolie Naked (the SEO says keep going), Brad Pitt, Barack Obama and Prince Harry Windsor. (Enough, this isn’t the Liverpool Post, The Guardian or Habitat.)
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Death Of Michael Jackson Will Be Televised
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Debbie Rowe will prove her parentage and the death of Michael Jackson will be televised:
Says Debbie Rowe – but which one? Why, it’s the ex-wife of Michael Jackson. But which one? Last one to the theme park’s a bad look alike:
“I want my children.”
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Google Reports Michael Jackson Died In Sex
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Google reports that Michael Jackson died during sex…
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Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jessica Simpson Commits Treason By Song
JESSICA Simpson Commits Treason By Song. In this video Jessica Simpson attempts to hit a note as she takes the Star Spangled banner, twists its nipples right off and puts vinegar down the holes.
In the laaaayaaand ov ther fweeeee…
Stay bwave, Amerwika.
Video:
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Farrah Fawcett Funeral Service Pictures
FARRAH Fawcett RIP. Anorak’s Man in LA was at the funeral. Pictures to follow…
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Presents More World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos
MICHAEL Jackson has inspired a rash of tattoos. And Jackson now presents More of The World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos:
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Attraction: The Ten Best Neverland Experiences
MICHAEL Jackson Watch : NEVERLAND is where many media people are choosing to spend their summer vacation.
In addition to Matt Lauer anchoring the Today show from Neverland Ranch tomorrow, CNN’s Larry King will host his show from the ranch in Los Olivos, CA tomorrow night. CNN says King is being granted special access inside the house as well as touring the property. ABC’s Cynthia McFadden is also heading to California and will anchor “Nightline” from Neverland tomorrow night.
Sky will be live in Neverland, and the BBC will have a large contingent of reporters and freelancers at the resort to tell viewers how the media are obsessed with the Michael Jackson story. And enjoy the wonder of Neverland, the world’s foremost theme park and living grave.
The Ten Best Things To See And Do at Neverland
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson: CNN Raises Questions About Bubbles’ Parentage
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: CNN tracks down Bubbles, and raises questions about his parentage…
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson’s Secret Lover Revealed
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson’s former bodyguard Matt Fiddes tells of Jackson’s secret lover and drugs; and Diana Ross is the Jackson daddy reincarnated…
Sky: “Drugs Hell And Secret Love Of Michael Jackson”
Michael Jackson had a long-standing secret girlfriend and died from drugs supplied by unscrupulous doctors, his bodyguard has told sky news.
Girlfriend. So Matt, having introduced the secret lover, who is she?
“I’m not going to name who she is but I think the family were aware that there was someone special in his life who he loved and adored and had his ups and downs with.”
Thanks for sharing it with us, Matt.
“I don’t know how long they’ve been a couple. I know she’s been with him for some time in different capacities but… it’s up to her if she wants it to come out or the family to speak about this very private information.”
Don’t worry, Matt, we’ll keep schtum. This is just between us. Anything else?
“I never witnessed him actually taking drugs but I knew they were there and I confiscated packages, and Uri [Geller] did too.”
Drugs found at popstars home! Who would have thought it?
“The doctor had such an influence over Michael that we felt our efforts were falling on deaf ears.”
Well, he is the doctor. You are the bodyguard. And Geller is the man who can bend spoons. Jackson might have been of sound mind after all?
“As far as I’m concerned they have Michael’s blood on their hands, they know what they’ve done and there’s people out there who could have helped, could have stepped in but didn’t for financial reasons.“
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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