Shayne Lamas Is DIU Shame Lame Ass
DID US reality TV fodder Shayne Lamas set herself up to get arrested on purpose to promote her new telly show Leave It To Lamas?
Lamas – aka Shame Lame-Ass – was arrested for DUI 1 on Saturday. Says she to the E! network which – get this - broadcasts her show:
“Early Saturday morning after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home.”
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jamie Archer Out For Not Being Pretty Enough
X FACTOR: Jamie Archer is out. Jedward were in the bottom three. No, not really. They got more votes than Stacey Solomon.
Jamie is beaten by non-singing Lloyd Daniels. Daniels remained mute while Jamie picked up forfeits. He won by default.
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Cheryl Cole’s Secret X Factor Gig: Carole Malone Exposes The Truth
CAROLE Malone does the X Factor’s Cheryl Cole and produces a review about a song that has not yet been sung.
Somerset Bob spotted the oddity. And as MacGuffin says:
“In mid-October it was widely trailed that Cheryl Cole was to perform her new single on The X Factor and that she was not going to be singing live (although only some of it appears to have been mimed in the end). Noticing that the show goes out on a Saturday night, Malone fired off her column for the next day’s News of The World. She asked:
‘Why did she mime her new solo single on last night’s X Factor?’”
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Mariah Carey Sells The Brand On Simon Cowell’s X Factor, In Pictures
MARIAH Carey is at the Dorchester Hotel in London. She’s due to sing on the X Factor. Why?
Simon Cowell and BHS billionaire Sir Philip Green are “creating a giant music and merchandising company dubbed ‘Britain’s answer to Disney’”.
Carey wants to be big in perfumes, tourism, food and drink, music, video and more. This is business. Behind the Cabbage Patch Doll-like exterior, Carey wants it all.
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I’m A Celebrity Ge Me Out Of Here: Sabrina Washington And Stuart Manning So In Love
WHAT odds on the two least know celebrities in the I’m A Celebrity jungle - Sabrina Washington and Stuart Manning – sharing a romance?
From the patio heater warmed Blue Peter Garden, the Mirror hears a source tell:
“Stuart has been following Sabrina around like a love-sick puppy. And she has been lapping up the attention and flirting outrageously.”
Stu-pot is gagging for it. As he says:
“I don’t want my private life played out on screen, to be honest…”
While Stuart’s agent takes him to one side and reminds him how it works – to be liked you must: flirt, smoke and replace the word “my” with “me” – Katie Price continues to speak like a talking tabloid. Here’s Katie making redtop sub-editors redundant:
“I’m coming here to win. All those who have come out against me won’t know what’s hit them.”
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I’m A Celebrity Schoolgirl Sam Fox Inspires Helen Flanagan’s ‘Vile Sex Secret’
What links I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here’s Samantha Fox, Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan, Shannon Matthews and “vile sex”?
THE News of The World says Coronation Street’s Helen Flanagan is on “top form” as she dressed in short schoolgirl skirt, long socks and sucks on a lollypop over a pushed up cleavage and school tie combo.
HERE’S a sight to make ‘em sit up and pay attention at the back . . . it’s soap star Helen Flanagan back in her sexy schoolgirl routine…And she was lucky not to have been kept in after school - because she was a VERY naughty girl.
Can this be the same News of The World that brought us the Shannon Matthews’ story: “SHANNON MAN’S VILE SEX SECRET.”
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X Factor: Jedward Porn Shocker As Olly Murs Seduces Stacey Solomon
X Factor Watch: Jedward watch porn, almost strangled, Stacey Solomon saved by love-struck Olly Murs, Danyl Johnson sings and Lloyd Daniels is in the running.
Can you link these two X Factor stories on Jedward – the John and Edwards Grimes double act?
Daily Star (front page): “Our Hell: Stress is too much”
TERRIBLE twins John and Edward Grimes are cracking up because of the backlash against them.
News of the World (front page): “Jedward caught watching porn”
Simon cracks down on flings, rows and Jedward ogling porn
In other unrelated news:
RHYDIAN: “’Get a grip Danyl’”
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X Factor Pictures: Ten Reasons Why Calvin Harris Abused Jedward With Rotten Fruit
X FACTOR Watch: Calvin Harris runs across the stage as Jedward judder through a song like Simon Cowell’s Duracell gonks. Why did he do it? Why a pineapple? We have five reasons why Calvin Harris abused Jedward with rotten fruit.
1. Look At Me
Scheduled to appear on the Xtra Factor on ITV 2.1, Harris wanted to be on ITV1. And he was.
2.The Deranged Fan
The electro-musician ran on to the set holding a pineapple on his head, mimicking the quiffs donned by the brothers…An X Factor spokesman said: “Apparently Calvin is a huge John and Edward fan but it’s unacceptable to storm the stage whilst an act is performing.” - Sky
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X Factor: Calvin Harris Moons Jedward With A Pineapple, Video
CALVIN Harris, a Scots pop star, has enlivened the Jedward X Factor sing-along by running across the stage with a pineapple on his head. Around the 4mins 30 mark. It’s just after you see Louis Walsh looking like a man counting the sequins on a lap dancer’s thong:
Did you see it? A man with a pineapple. On his head. Running.
It’s what Saturday night telly is all about. Dusty Bin was right…
Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Chelsea Handler’s Katie Price-Style ‘Asshole’ Playboy Pictures
CHELSEA Handler has been introduced to the UK by Katie Price, whom she met on her cable telly show. The aim of the outing was for Katie to show the US that’s she exists and for Handler to joke at her expense.
It failed.
What we saw was how vacuous and needy Katie Price’s life is and how much even the most remote TV show and a host with as sharp a wit as Handler’s need the aide to masturbation that is Jordan.
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X Factor Local News: Jedward Break Young Boys Arm
X FACTOR local news watch - relevant news from your region: Jedward break boys arm in Blackpool.
The Blackpool Gazette says “Jedward have got the X-ray Factor”. And we learn:
A YOUNG fan of pop phenomena John and Edward has taken his support for the controversial X Factor twins to the extreme.
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X Factor: Fans Track Down Jedward
X FACTOR local news news from Devon, where the country is being touched by X Factor fever:
A TAXI driver from Torquay drove more than 400 miles to win a bet and find X Factor twins ‘Jedward’. Thomas Pataki’s sixteen year-old step-son David Williams bet him that he couldn’t find the X Factor house, so he took up the challenge.
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BBC Opens Public Vote To Pick The New Strictly Come Dancing Presenter
BRUCE Forsyth is out of Strictly Come Dancing. Anyone still watching the tired BBC show - the institutionalised circling life’s plughole in care homes, secure units and the BBC staff canteen - can now vote on the person to replace dear Brucie.
The BBC is, of coruse, deeply distressed that the aged performer is too ill to go on, positoning news of his illness beneath the headline “WEIRD & WONDERFUL“.
Now you can vote. Who will it be? Vote now and vote often:
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Read About The X Factor Star’s Life Destroyed Family Life
IN the Daily Mail you can read about the X Factor contestant whose “fame is tearing his family apart”.
It’s Rhydian Roberts, the X Factor runner up to Leon Jackson (?). So how is fame destroying his family?
But doesn’t he ever get lonely? ‘Very seldom,’ he says. ‘There are times when I think, “It would be nice to be with a girl”. I’m single at the moment. I have to be. I’d be a right nightmare to live with.
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X Factor: Olly Murs Kisses Stacey Solomon And Lily Allen Throws Punch For Cheryl Cole
X FACTOR Watch: Olly Murs is dating Stacey Solomon while ogling Dannii Minogue’s bum, Cheryl Cole and Ashley’s nightmare and Lily Allen throws a punch for Cheryl Cole…
The X Factor round-up:
Daily Mirror (front page): “OLLY LOVES ME”
Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon are an item. So says the Mirror:
Their outrageous flirting has become the talk of the show - and everyone agrees they make a lovely couple. Especially after it was revealed that X Factor rivals Stacey Solomon, 19, and Olly Murs, 25, have just shared their first kiss.
Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
BBC Says It’s Wonderful That Bruce Forsyth Is Too Ill To Host Strictly Come Dancing
ON the BBC website, “wonderful” news that Bruce Forsyth is “too ill” to host Strictly Come Dancing.
The story - as pictured here - appears in the BBC’s “Weird & Wonderful” section. It might be Weird. But Wonderful it might be too, because a new host would enliven the care home telly show that serves one purpose: to make the X Factor look better than it is.
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Daniel Radcliffe Denies Being A Drug Taking Method Actor
HARRY Potter was “Harry Pothead” in today’s Daily Mirror, wasted on weed and having his face drawn on by – gulp – a girl. Who knew? A girl.
Only he wasn’t. At least that’s what he says. And he knows. For certain. He knows. His spokesman knows it too:
“Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this. We categorically deny the allegations regarding Daniel Radcliffe published in today’s Daily Mirror.”
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Katie Price Humilates Chelsea Handler’s Pathetic Show
KATIE Price has been shopping for Botox face in LA and appearing on the Chelsea Handler show. The Sun tunes in:
“Jord humiliated on US TV show”
Can Jordan be humiliated? In having Katie Price on her show, doesn’t Handler show how desperate she is to have people – anyone - to talk to? And if Katie Price is a crap guest – which she is - what does that say about Handler’s show and her ability to seduce top-notch talent to appear on it?
And in talking about it what does it make us?
Handler and Price deserve each other. You find your level. As Handler - a WASPish Joan Rivers impersonator - said:
“The worse the guests are, the more pathetic they are, the funnier the show is.”
She needs Jordan and her ilk more then they need her.
Highlights of low-key interview are:
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jedward To Join Boyzone In Irish Vote Frenzy
LOUIS Walsh is not sure what to make of Jedward, the X Factor fight act.
He tells the Evening Herald:
“It’s ridiculous Irish viewers can’t vote. I’d be far more confident of keeping the twins in if we had a vote in Ireland.”
“…I know from just walking down the street here and the reaction I’m getting that they have huge support here.”
This is the same Louis Walsh who opined on The Gerry Ryan Show:
“They got a really hard time from people in Ireland, from people who have never met them and didn’t know them.
“I had it before with Boyzone and different bands before. People slag you off - it’s a weird thing, it’s an Irish thing.”
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Katie Price’s Neo Tech Dicovery
KATIE Price is in the celebrity jungle and her Dean Gaffney look-alike lover Alex Reid is limbering up for televised drunken fighting by telling the Mirror, in interview, about his books at bedtime:
“We’re both very bright. That’s another thing we have in common. I’m really into self-improvement, ancient theology. I think a lot and read. Right now, I’m reading The Neo-Tech Discovery - how to live longer and make more money …”
See Katie’s neo-future former husbands – see them all here.
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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