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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

KLF issue instructions for getting your book signed

If you want the  KLF  to sign your book , you’ll need to obey their rules.

 

Posted: 23rd, August 2017 | In: Books, Celebrities, Music, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


If George Clooney looks ‘frazzled’ you should see his nanny

Clooney looks “ace” in the Daily Mirror . The paper has a paparazzi shot of George Clooney and Amal Clooney at a tennis match lose to their home in Italy. Neither is holding a racket, but they are holding hands.

Posted: 21st, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chucky Bath Bomb (the Devil incarnate smells of orange soda)

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Chucky smells of orange soda. Well, the Chuckie [sic] Bath Bomb based on the demonic character in the Child’s Play horror film series. Made by California’s Loquita Bath and Body , the company’s founder, Mira Perez, explains:

Well the

Posted: 18th, August 2017 | In: Film, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The apogee of identity politics: Lorde blames all whites for Nazis

Lorde, the singer, wants to school you in history, Nazis and race. She’s surveyed the carnage in Charlottesville, and now seeks to apologise for all whites:

 

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Good Lorde. We hear you.

Sorry about ‘The Few’, the French /

Posted: 15th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lena Dunham and the Twitter narks are coming for you

Anyone hankering for Ostalgie (nostalgia for East German life behind the Berlin Wall) should know that elements of American society are sympathetic to your mood. Ersatz liberals are operating a sinister and tentacular network of volunteer narks who will grass

Posted: 11th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Steve Buscemi Galaxy Collage onesie is divine

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Who doesn’t want a onesie covered in visions of Steve Buscemi? The “Steve Buscemi Galaxy Collage” onesie is divine.

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Posted: 10th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Little Richard: ‘a little Jewish black bottomed boy from Georgia’

On August 4 1972, Little Richard, the greatest rock ‘n’ roll star of them all was on British TV. He was the originator, the boy whose song about anal sex became Tutti Frutti, anthem for the American Century the

Posted: 7th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Who is Neymar’s lover? Tabloids haven’t a clue

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Brazilian footballer Neymar Junior has moved from Barcelona to PSG, and the tabloids are looking for a love interest. Unable to find one, they instead rest their gaze upon 22-year-old Brazilian actress Bruna Marquezine, who used to date the

Posted: 5th, August 2017 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Google News, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Longbow expert Robert Hardy (29 October 1925 – 3 August 2017)

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The actor Robert Hardy (29 October 1925 3 August 2017) has died.

Off screen he became something of an authority on the English longbow, his interest having been stimulated when, as a child, he found two of the

Posted: 4th, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Here’s how you make Siri sing Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

Sing “I see a little silhouetto of a man” into your iPhone and Siri will sing

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Posted: 3rd, August 2017 | In: Music, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jade Goody returns for one more Big Brother

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Good news for TV types looking to create telly on a low-budget: when you hire to-deadline psychic Derek Acorah, you also get Jade Goody and David Gest. It’s a three-for-one deal. Sure, two of the trio are dead, …

Posted: 3rd, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Monty Python’s Ministry of Silly Walks clocks and watches

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You can buy clocks and watches themed on Monty Python  s’s Ministry of Silly Walks. John Cleese’s legs and brolly form the hands.

 

 

In Kim “Howard” Johnson’s  The First 20 Years of Monty Python   ,  we

Posted: 1st, August 2017 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Angelia Jolie’s celebrity colonialism comes a cropper

Angelina Jolie has been casting for her film set in Cambodia. The film, First They Killed My Father, features children living under Pol Pot’s murderous regime. According to Evgenia Peretz writing for Vanity Fair , the auditions involved a

Posted: 30th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Film, Google News, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


O. J. Simpson finds God and his way out of prison

O.J. Simpson, 70, has been was granted parole. Having served nine years prison for armed robbery, the former all-American hero could be out in October. The man (in)famously cleared of stabbing Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman to

Posted: 21st, July 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Star Wars but all of the light saber sounds are Owen Wilson saying “wow”

Star Wars, but all of the light saber sounds are Owen Wilson saying “wow”:

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Posted: 21st, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Radiohead and Slash sticks it to BDS bigots: Jewish Devils get the best tunes

When Thom Yorke’s gave BDS the finger , we cheered. You should cheer too. The monocular Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) mob demanded Radiohead cancel their show in Tel Aviv, Israel a country vast in the Bible and Leftish

Posted: 19th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jodie Whittaker: the naked Dr Who photos too racy for tea-time telly

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That the latest incarnation of  Dr Who is a woman and not a child or a fridge freezer has not escaped the  Sun and the Daily Mail . The papers reviewed Jodie Whittaker’s pre-postgrad career in time travel and

Posted: 18th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Key Posts, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Osama bin Laden: the ukelele song

Anything can be better on the

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Posted: 17th, July 2017 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Harrison: why everyone should play a ukelele

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“You can pick up a ukulele and anybody can learn to play a couple of tunes in a day or even a few hours.,” said  Joe Brown,   mainstay of the UK’s skiffle sound in 1962 the man NME readers

Posted: 17th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘Drummer Needed’ flyer is very specific

This flyer for a drummer is very specific:

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Posted: 11th, July 2017 | In: Music, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United sign Stormzy and Lukaku plays Dublin’s Longitude festival

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Manchester United didn’t sign Romelu Lukaku from Everton. As Ireland’s  Evening Herald newspaper reports, those fools at Old Trafford signed Stormzy in error.

Says the paper’s  editor Herald Alan Steenson of its scoop:

Hands up, we got it badly

Posted: 10th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arnold Schwarzenegger being played by dummies in Arnold Schwarzenegger movies

Duncan Skiles has made this neat video of dummies and other actors pretending to be Arnold

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Posted: 10th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sesame Street do the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage

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The Sesame Street puppets do the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage . It’s stupid-fun.

 

 

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Posted: 6th, July 2017 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


RIP Grotbags

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Grotbags, alter ego of Carol Lee Scott, has died at the age of 74. She first caught the eyes with an appearance on Rod Hull’s Emu’s World .

Her character Grotbags was a dastardly pantomime witch, with a bright

Posted: 6th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0