Anorak

Celebrities | Anorak - Part 411

Celebrities Category

Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

From Hell

‘YOU would think that a show called Tourists From Hell would have so much scope.

The producers could put together a programme each week from a different continent – loud Americans in checked shirts mispronouncing London locations one week, Australians … READ ON

Posted: 20th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


See You In Elvis

‘IT’S 25 years today since Elvis left the building for good. Or not, depending on whether you’re one of those people who thinks he never really died at all and you’ve spotted him anonymously packing shelves at your local Tesco. … READ ON

Posted: 16th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


See Hugh And Cry

‘MOST of us only see the countryside as we drive down the motorway from one urban sprawl to the next (note: it’s the space just beyond the grass verge). But since the county of Dorset has no motorway, it’s left … READ ON

Posted: 14th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Milking The Cash Cow

‘IF you thought Big Brother was over for another year and we could all o back to whatever it is we do for the other ten months of the year, you are very much mistaken.

”Omiwickedgod”

Channel 4 are determined … READ ON

Posted: 31st, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jumping On A Dead Horse

‘THE normal parasites have started hanging round Big Brother in the past few days. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, for example, turned up on Friday night nominally to support Alex but really to try to boost her flagging profile.

A useful warning for
READ ON

Posted: 29th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Grand Finale

‘IT’S unfortunate, but somebody’s got to win it. And tonight, we finally find out which one of the four remaining housemates is destined to grace the front pages of the weekend’s tabloids before going on to host an obscure programme … READ ON

Posted: 26th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother Love-Fest

‘AS the housemates enter their last full day in the Big Brother house, everyone is one happy family all of a sudden – just before they walk out the doors tomorrow evening and never see one another again (except, of … READ ON

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spot The Dummy

‘How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Big question. A good question. The kind of question that keeps the Big Brother quartet talking loud and long into the night.

Jade keeps her mouth shut for once

But … READ ON

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mange Tout, Kate?

‘ALL ‘Porchugenees’ speakers beware – Jade is interested in your language and plans to murder it at her considerable leisure.

Pork scratch and sniff

Over the past few weeks, Jade has come to resemble some Del Boy/Hilda Ogden hybrid. ‘Mange … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Four Play

‘OMIGOD! Omigod!! Omigod!!! Yes, we have been treated to the collected thoughts of Kate in the Sunday omnibus.

‘Omigod!’

Jade ripped her trousers. ‘Omigod!’ exclaimed Kate, holding her hands to her face.

Jonny and Jade got into the egg task … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Horny As Helga

”OH my god!’ shouted Kate for the 7,945th time. ‘I’m naked!!’ Well knock me down wiv a fevver.

Jade: Piggin’ gorgeous

The gang were in fine form, as they drank for five-and-a-half hours, as the narrator informed us with his … READ ON

Posted: 19th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tim’s Up

”I’D pull me pants down and have a piss in the corner!’ declared Jade, during a typically refined mealtime conversation in the house of Big Brother.

‘If, like me, you fancy me now, you should see me in my glasses,’
READ ON

Posted: 18th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0