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Girl who sat on Jesus’ lap in Heaven becomes Christian book star

The Beams

The Beams

Annabel Beam story is told in Miracles From Heaven. Annabel Beam is the 12-year-old schoolgirl who met Jesus Christ. No, not in a different life; in this one back in 2012.

Three years ago Annabel was playing with friends by her Texas home. She fell 30 feet inside a hollowed-out cottonwood tree. She survived. She said that while in the tree she had sat on Jesus’s lap.

“I remember it was really bright and I saw my Mimi (grandmother) who had died a couple of years back, and that’s how I knew that I was in heaven… And I asked Jesus if I could stay and He said: ‘No Annabel, I have plans for you on Earth that you cannot fulfill in heaven.’ Then he said whenever the firefighters get you out there will be nothing wrong with you.”

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Posted: 19th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hacking the memories of Greville Janner: the CPS shoots the messengers

The hunt for Westminster VIP paedophiles has focused in recent days on Lord Grenville Janner, who says he’s innocent of allegations that he abused boys dating back to the 1960s. Janner, a Labour peer, and his accusers won’t get their days in court because the good Lord has dementia and Alison Saunders, the director of public prosecutions, says he won’t be able to understand what’s being put to him.

The Sunday Times says this has resulted in a row:

ALISON SAUNDERS, the director of public prosecutions (DPP), last night faced demands for a judge-led review of the decision making that has spared Lord Janner child abuse charges and resulted in a string of failed prosecutions against journalists.

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Posted: 19th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Londoners warned over naked bald man ‘aggresively masturbating’ at a bus stop

groveGrove Park residents have been urged to be extra vigilant after a naked man was seen “aggressively masturbating” at a bus stop.

One or two words can make or break a news report. So. To the story of the man spotted at a bus top by London’s Grove Park station. A woman has seen the man, described as white, late middle-aged and balding. The woman says:

“When he saw me, and I saw him, I started running and he started making the most awful grunting sounds and became quite aggressive with his willy. Even though he never chased me, who’s to say he won’t chase the next young woman and do something more aggressive.”

The Met Police spokesman adds:

“We were called around 12.36am on April 16 to reports of a naked man outside Grove Park station playing with himself. When officers arrived the man had made off, the area was searched but officers were unable to locate the man.”

It’s the part about being “quite agressive” with his penis.

Of course, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for his antics. There always is. The official advice is that if you want to hail a bus and attract the attention of the bus driver racing to the depot, first raise your hand, then two hands and only then your knob, at first politely and only then when ignored agressively…

 

Posted: 19th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Epping Ongar Railway says schoolgirl porn film was an ‘error of judgement’

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“It was an error of judgement,” says Dean Walton of the Epping Ongar Railway, Essex, a vintage railway on which riders can “experience the romance of travel in bygone times”.

“Earlier this year we took a decision to allow an adult film, subject to certain conditions, to be filmed on the railway. We are sorry that our decision may have caused offence. We can confirm that we have put in place a policy to refuse any further approaches for this kind of production.

“Late last year we were contacted by the producers wanting to make this film. Having been assured that the company complies with UK legislation relevant to the porn industry and that it would not be possible to identify Epping Ongar Railway as part of the film we decided to let filming go ahead.”

It tuns out that railway buffs can indentify the Epping Ongar service if they freeze frame the Brazzers porn film at just the right moment – what train enthusiasts call ‘the good bits.’ Looking past the young woman dressed as a schoolgirl having sex with a number of train passengers on the vintage seats, fans can see the steam and hear the ancient cry “all aboard!”

 

 

 

 

 
In the 28-minute film, a woman in “schoolgirl” costume reportedly boards one of the attraction’s vintage trains before having sex with a man on the seats.

The trains are often used by members of the public and for special family events.

The Epping Ongar Railway has issued an apology following criticism of the move.

 

Posted: 19th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Shona Banda: Police rip child who argued school drugs policy from medical cannabis oil using mother

 

 

Shona Banda

 

Shona Banda has a problem of location. Her Chrohn’s disease can be legally treated with cannabis in Colorado, where she’d lived for some time. Shona uses cannabis oil. She says it helps. But in the State of Kansas, her current home, using cannabis for the same condition makes her a criminal.

 

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Trouble began when Shona’s 11-year-old was at his Kansas school’s drug education class. She tells Ben Swann that the lad told the drugs expert: “Mom calls it cannabis and not marijuana.” Says Shona: “He let them know how educated he was on the facts.”

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Posted: 18th, April 2015 | In: marijuana, News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


San Franciso Catholics want Pope Francis to be less Catholic

Is there any chance that the Pope can be  atad less, you know, Catholic?

In an unprecedented move, more than 100 Catholic leaders in San Francisco have called on Pope Francis to remove the city’s archbishop over his “intolerant” views on abortion and gay marriage.

Several heads of Catholic schools, church volunteers and former board members of Catholic charities have sent an open letter to the local paper addressed to the Holy See, asking that it replace Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone with someone who shares their progressive ideas.

The open letter stated that the Archdiocese of San Francisco is threatened by Cordileone’s “single-issue agenda and cannot survive, let alone thrive and grow under his supervision” and that San Francisco deserves a leader focused on service and diversity.

If only there were other religions tmore tolerant on abortion…

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Posted: 18th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail Horror: Spring Gives You Cancer

 

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Daily Mail Death Watch: a week of Daily Mail stories about getting ill and dying…

MONDAY

Page 11: “Phone-obsessed under 30s left battling back pain – British Chiropractic Association says lots of younger people are getting back pain from technology.”

This is the same British Chiropractic Association who told the Mail in 2014:

“Back pain? Don’t use your laptop or tablet in bed: Chiropractors say people who use devices forget posture causing problems and poorer sleep quality”

“Sitting hunched over a computer screen for hours at a time means three-quarters of us now suffer from back pain, according to the British Chiropractic Association.”

“Four in ten teens have suffered back or neck pain from spending too much time slouched in front of the TV or a computer screen, according to the British Chiropractic Association.”

And in 2013:

“Video games, tablets and smartphones are ‘a back injury time bomb’ for children who are increasingly sedentary, study warns”

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Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Hunting of Lord Janner: Frank Beck, The Commons Address And Nazis

Westminster paedophiles: a regular look at reporting on allegations of VIP child abuse in the mainstream media.

The story of Labour peer Lord Greville Janner of Braunstone, QC, features prominerly on the cover of the Times and Independent. Police have investigated complaints made by 20 alleged victims who claim Janner sexually abused them in care homes for boys. The Times leads with news that senior lawyers wanted Janner charged with 16 offences against nine alleges victims. The claims date back to the 1960s. He won’t be in court because Alison Saunders, the Director of Public Prosecutions, announced that prosecuting the peer was not in the public interest because Janner’s dementia means he would unable to follow proceedings.

No trial. But still Janner is the subject of a Indy’s frontpage that is a little suggestive. The puppies can wait – do you want to see my mouse?

 

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The Indy says that Justice has been denied the victims. The alleged victims have been badly treated.

The Indy then labels Janner a hypocrite:

Greville Janner has criticised the Old Bailey jury system for allowing an 86-year-old man to escape being questioned in 1997 over Nazi atrocities that had taken place in 1941 and 1942.

Szymon Serafinowicz, a retired carpenter from Surrey, was arrested in 1995 as the first British person under the War Crimes Act in connection with murders of three Jewish people during the Second World War.

He had denied the allegations but could not answer questions and put forth his case during a trial due to having dementia.

Mr Serafinowicz was a former police chief in Nazi-occupied Belarus during World War II. The 86-year-old was suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. After the judge’s ruling, he died seven months later.

The JC reported in 2012:

When Sobibor guard John Demjanjuk was found guilty of war crimes at the age of 91, Lord Janner expressed the view that “no concessions to age or the time that has passed can be made when it comes to justice for crimes of this magnitude”…

In July, Ladislaus Csizsik-Csatáry was charged in Hungary over alleged involvement in the deportation of 15,700 Jews to Auschwitz. He is 97. “I don’t care what bloody age they are,” says Lord Janner. “These criminals should have been dealt with years ago.”

True enough. But ‘justice denied’ can also be justice denied for the accused.

In 2007, comedian Peter Serafinowicz spoke out:

“These horrific allegations were made in a book written by a former friend of my grandfather’s. My grandfather completely refuted the allegations. Unfortunately, due to a degenerative illness, he was denied the opportunity to demonstrate that there was no truth in the allegations by presenting his case.”

Lord Janner is 86-years-old. He has been suspended by the Labour Party. The Indy lists his would-have-been charge sheet:

He would have been charged with 14 indecent assaults on a male under 16 between 1969 and 1988; two indecent assaults between 1984 and 1988; four counts of buggery of a male under 16 between 1972 and 1987; and two counts of buggery between 1977 and 1988.

Are we to assume guilt?

 

 

Private Eye, 14th February 1992

Private Eye, 14th February 1992

 

The alleged facts are being aired.

In the Mirror, Michael Allan, who has accused the peer of sexually assaulting him as a child, says he feels “violated all over again” that the case is being dropped. His claims should be tested in court as they are being broadcast in the media. The media offers neither closure nor justice. It offers only noise and exposure.

The Guardian writes:

Janner, who is 86 and widowed with three children, has strenuously denied the allegations. He did so in the 1990s in the House of Commons after he had been identified during the trial of Frank Beck, a care home warden suspected of abusing around 200 children between 1973 and 1986.

The new police investigation has gone where the first in 1991 was not allowed to. In 1991, according to Mick Creedon, now chief constable of Derbyshire, who was then a detective sergeant on the Beck case in Leicestershire, senior officers ordered him neither to arrest Janner nor search his London flat.

This time Janner’s London home and office in the House of Lords was searched after police obtained warrants from a court. But Janner was never interviewed because of his ill health – which angered officers working on Operation Enamel.

Detectives are even more angry with the decision from Saunders not to prosecute and have said their investigation will continue.

 

The Guardian, 12th November 1991

The Guardian, 12th November 1991

 

The Telegraph says “Keith Vaz, currently the Labour candidate for Leicester East, said in 1991 that his friend had been ‘the victim of a cowardly and wicked attack by people who simply did not care what damage they did to him’…. Today Ms Saunders admitted there had been sufficient evidence to charge Janner in 1991, and that it had been a ‘mistake’ not to put him on trial.”

Janner should have been tried without sufficent evidence to secure a prosecution? Is the justice system simply about the police and CPS looking righteous and not part of the problem? Is reporting on allegedly heinous crimes about scoring party political points?

Note: you can read Vaz’s words in the the context of Janner’s address to the Commons in 1991 debate on Contempt of Court here.

Anyone involved in a trial can make any allegations they wish about anyone else—provided that the judge cannot disallow them as irrelevant—however harmful, horrendous and vile the lies may be. Those whose representations are attacked are forbidden even to deny the allegations. To do so would be a criminal offence—contempt of court.

As the House knows, Frank Beck of Leicester was convicted of a series of filthy and most serious crimes and received what must be a near record sentence—five life terms and a total of 24 years’ imprisonment. He called ***** ****** as a witness. Long ago, when ******* was a deprived youngster living in a Leicestershire children’s home, my family and I tried, unsuccessfully, to help him. Soon after, he was placed in a home run by Beck. After 15 years of Beck’s influence—including a period when ****** lodged in Beck’s private home—and after I had refused to provide Beck with references and shortly before Beck’s trial was due to begin, they combined to make disgraceful, contemptible and totally untrue allegations of criminal conduct against me.

Their motive was made blazingly clear by a letter that I received only yesterday from a former cellmate of Beck’s. I do not know the man, but he took it on himself to communicate with me. He writes that Beck told him that he—Beck —was going to frame me. According to Beck, that would take the light off him. To that end, Beck had enlisted the help of ******. The former cellmate also wrote that the police knew that he was willing to give evidence to that effect if the Crown thought it necessary to call him. In the event, it did not, but the allegations against me were precisely as the prosecution alleged in Beck’s trial —an attempted diversion from the reality of Beck’s guilt. Both verdict and sentence showed—happily—that the attempt failed totally.

226 However, is it not horrendous that Beck and ****** were able to make such terrible and lying accusations against me in court and that the media could, and with honourable exceptions did, report these falsehoods, all under the cloak of absolute privilege? I had effectively no legal rights in the matter, and I was not allowed even to nail the lies. No wonder many people were mystified by my uncharacteristic silence —it was imposed by the cruel operation of the rules on contempt.

Happily, I am a fairly tough character. I have been able to ride out the agony on this ordeal in good heart. But it has not been easy. As a Member of Parliament, I am now well placed to fight back. That would not have applied to any of our constituents or to any other citizens placed by law in this impossible and unjust situation.

The injustice was both apparent and real. It imposed a special burden on my wife, on my children, on my mother and my sister and on all my family. I pay my loving tribute to them for their staunch and cheerful support during our shared ordeal. I also thank the many hundreds of people who have so kindly written, spoken to or telephoned us to express their affectionate encouragement. Several of them were themselves victims of Frank Beck. I salute their courage and send them my profound sympathy. We ourselves have received nothing but kindness, confidence and concern. We are very grateful. We are deeply blessed with our friends, not least those on both sides of the House and our friends in Leicester, West.

Surely there should now be a swift review of these injustices in our law and its practice. Surely it must be wrong for people who have no part in a trial to be open to venomous, preposterous attacks, with no remedy, no recompense and, above all, no right of reply. Surely others should not be forced to suffer as we have done. If such a review does lead to a just and useful alteration in the operation of the law of contempt, we shall not have suffered in vain.

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Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Poli-Pix: Even the Daily Mirror only want to see the back of Ed Miliband

Ed Miliband

Ed Mliband: the back of in Friday’s Daily Mirror

 

Ed Miliband Watch: Is the Labour Party leader a vote winner or a vote loser? The Daily Mirror seems to have answered that question. This week, Miliband has been noticeable by his abscence for the Labour Party-supporting newpaper.

Monday: Ed is on the front page. He is all over pages 4 and 5. He is there again on Page 7.

Tuesday: Mirror readers get two big photos of Tory leader David Cameron. Miliband is now only on Page 6 (left-hand page).

Wednesay: No Miliband. But there is a big photo of Samantha Cameron.

Thursday: Cameron on the cover and all over Page 5. Ed Miliband photos there are none.

Friday: Cameron is on the cover once again. But Ed is back. Well, his back in on Page 4 (see photo above).

That’s one front page for Ed and two for Dave in the Mirror.

PS: This week Miliband’s been on the front-page of the Tory-supporting Sun three times.

 

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Verdict: The tabloids think Ed Miliband is a vote loser for Labour.

 

Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liverpool’s Raheem Sterling is tabloid scum

Sterling Watch: The Daily Raheem Sterling: a look at the Liverpool player in the tabloid Press. 

 

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Writing in the Sun, Rod Liddle says the Kop are “fed up with Sterling”, who “represents an awful lot of what is wrong with modern football”. Sterling is guilty of “mind-bending greed”. Liverpool fans are forced to endure the player who thinks he’s outgrown them kissing the badge in a “sickening display of conterfeit loyalty”.

Liddle then notes the shisha pipe smoking and nitrous oxide inhaling, before turning to Sterling’s reported inability to recall when the son he sired at 17 was born. The greed and the badge kissing are parts of the modern game. They are awful and as unwelcome as jester hats, talk of the “football family” and the PA announcer who drowns out the singing to scream “Make Some Noise!”.  But is it fair to blame football for Sterling’s parenting or recretional use of legal drugs?

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Posted: 16th, April 2015 | In: Liverpool, News, Sports | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Other Parents: Read the Facebook letter telling first-time mother to shut up about her kids

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Will Jade Ruthven, 33, stop posting stories about her kid on Facebook? The Australian first-time mother has received an anonymous letter

The letter says:

“…we are all SO OVER your running commentary of your life and every single thing Addy does… Look we all have kids that we are besotted with – guess what – every parent thinks their child is the best. But we don’t ram it down everyone else’s neck!!! She wears a new outfit – well take a photo and send it PRIVATELY to the person who gave it to her – not to everyone!!! She crawls off the mat – we DON’T care!!!!! She’s 6 months old – BIG DEAL!!!” The letter urges Mrs Ruthven to return to work so that she will not have as much time to spend on Facebook.

“Not everyone is as interested as you are about what Addy does so give us all a break… We’re doing this to let you know what people really think.”

The irony is, of course, that now we all know about Mrs Ruthven and her child. Addy is famous. She’s a global star. She gets her greatness from her mum, so they say.

Mrs Ruthven says:

“At first I was in shock and thought this letter must be a joke. I read it and reread it about four times. I was shaking with anger and shock to think a so called friend of mine could be so heartless and gutless to not even sign their name … Being a first time mum is hard enough to get your head around but for someone who was feeling alone or who was struggling with the challenges of motherhood this could have had terrible consequences.”

I’d look not to the parents for the letter writer’s identity but to Addy, who is exceptionally bright for her age and just wants a break from the limelight…

Posted: 15th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloid hell: Liverpool’s drug-pushing Raheem Sterling mocks the dead

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Raheem Sterling, the Liverpool player, is the worst person on the planet. We know this because the Daily Star features him on its Page 5. Pictured smiling and giving the thumbs up, the 20-year-old Liverpool and England player is placed alongside a photograph of Jimmy Guichard, also 20.

Jimmy is seen “dying in hospital”.

It is an utterly grim image. Looking at it feels invasive. But the photograph comes with the blessing of Jimmy’s mother, Karen, whose views are summed up in the headline:

“Kops must drop Sterling, urges tragic mum”

Jimmy died in 2013. That’s when the photographs of his dire condition were released. Back then Karen “explained how Jimmy Guichard died after taking a synthetic cannabis”.

The Daily Mail reported:

Keen sportsman Jimmy Guichard, 20, suffered a heart attack and severe brain damage within hours of taking one of the herbal substances. His mother Karen Audino said he was found unconscious next to an empty plastic bag from controversial legal high shop UK Skunkworks.

And in today’s Daily Star’sexclusive“, the paper writes:

Keen sportsman Jimmy… suffered a heart attack and severe brain damage within hours of taking one of the herbal substances….he was found unconscious next to an empty plastic bag from controversial legal high shop UK Skunkworks.

So much for the exclusive.

It is worth noting that “according to the coroner’s report, there were no traces of alcohol or illegal drugs – including cannabis, cocaine, morphine or acid – in his system that could have caused his death.”

There was no inquest into his death.

But Karen suspects the legal high killed her son. She said:

“Jimmy experienced severe hypertension which caused his heart attack, but why that happened we don’t know. I believe whatever he took from the high street shop messed with his system and caused this. He was a fit, healthy lad and there was no reason for him to die.”

It is tragic. Your heart goes out to her.

But what has this to do with Raheem Sterling, who was filmed inhaling laughing gas in the privacy of his own home? Does he approve of drugs, suffering, pain and death? He is pictured giving the thumbs up as an innocent young man lies on his deathbed.

Karen says:

“The management need to take action and not pick him. They wouldn’t have him if he had been taking cocaine or heroin.”

But Sterling is not Adrian Mutu, the Chelsea player sacked for taking cocaine. He’s not Diego Maradona, whose contribution to the Peru’s GDP is legend. Any footballer who takes recreational drugs is not exactly going to enhance their performance. As Eric Cantona said of Maradona: “I prefer someone who uses cocaine on a Wednesday and plays at the weekend.”

Duleep adds:

A football club has every right to discipline a player who fails to show up for training or doesn’t perform on match days because he has over-indulged. It’s not a question of morality but of discipline. The higher levels of fitness in the modern game mean that footballers must be extremely self-disciplined about what they ingest. It’s not quite a monkish existence – roasting, bling-bling, mock Tudor mansions and Porsches are not, as far as I know, features of monastic life – but being a professional footballer does require a degree of abstinence and dedication that is not expected of most employees.

Which brings us to wonder what Raheem Sterling and Jimmy Guichard have in common? To link Sterling to the death of a young man is utterly unfair. We live in a world where the US President Barack Obama and the late Apple Corp. founder Steve Jobs have smoked cannabis. Are they now linked to all drug-related deaths?

This story is about morals, a creepy demand that adults who are good at football behave as the elite demand. They must be pure in thought and deed. It buys into the stories that footballers are State-sponsored ambassadors for healthy living (witness the haste with which politicians use sportsmen for their own ends, to advertise their own sounds morals on sexism, racism and atheticism) and that football fans – by and large the working class – are so thick and impressionable they look not to parents for guidance but to Raheem Sterling, Luis Suarez, John Terry or any leading adult footballer. The narrative assures us that Sterling is a “role model”.

He’s not. The suggestion that his stupidity in smoking a shisha pipe or inhaling laughing gas endangers lives is weak and as thick-headed as the player himself the day after the night before…

Posted: 15th, April 2015 | In: Key Posts, Liverpool, News, Sports | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile’s new hit, the Kincora Boys home and playing politics with paedos

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The Daily Star reports that The Proclaimers, singers of such monster-monster hits as I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) and Letter from America, have written a song about Jimmy Savile. This follows news that Jonathan Maitland has written the drama An Audience with Jimmy Savile. Looks like the depraved old sod is still entertaining the masses from beyond the grave.

The Proclaimers song Then Again references Top of The Pops, the BBC TV show once fronted by Savile:

“I can’t believe that I couldn’t see how many dodgy men were running TV. 

“While I was growing into a man they took advantage of their fans.

“When I was a boy the were stars of prime time television.

“But circumstances change and some of them ended up in prison.

“Now maybe we were on Top of the Pops.

“Some of the hosts have got the chop.

“I’m sleeping soundly in my bed cos Jimmy Savile’s still dead.”

The Daily Record says the song “also refers to the 70s paedophile ring at Westminster and features on the band’s new album Let’s Hear It For The Dogs.”

Savile never was tried for his alleged crimes. He’s dead. What of those still breathing who enabled, did and knew what was happening?

Get used to hearing a lot more about the Kincora Boys Home in Belfast.

 

 

Slugger O’Toole writes:

Richard Kerr, a victim of abuse at Kincora told Channel 4 News that he was taken from the east Belfast home to London where he was molested by members of a VIP paedophile ring. Mr. Kerr alleges that he was abused by “very powerful people” at Elm Guest House and Dolphin Square – locations at the centre of the ongoing inquiry which has been mired in controversy.

Last month Home Secretary Theresa May ruled out extending the scope of a child sexual abuse inquiry to cover Northern Ireland and Scotland saying that child protection is “a devolved matter” despite Home recommendations by a Home Affairs Committee report:

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Posted: 15th, April 2015 | In: Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Raheem Sterling stays at Liverpool, heads To Manchester City and joins Jordan Ibe in Hell

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Liverpool fans looking to the papers for news of Raheem Sterling will be confused. The Daily Mirror leads its sports section with the news that the Liverpool star is wanted by Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Manchester City. Having namechecked the top sides, the Mirror says Sterling will head to Manchester City for £30m. John Cross says City are “confident of getting their man”.

 

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But over in the Daily Mail, its top sports story is that “Sterling suitors” have seen the photos of him with a shisha pipe and a balloon filled with nitrous oxide and been “put off” by his “bad behaviour”.

Over two pages the Mail says Arsenal are “not keen” on Sterling, the Gunners prefering a “good Christian boy who says his prayers every night and rarely, if ever, touches alcohol”.

Eh? Smoking sends you to Hell?

After that balls, the Mail says Liverpoool will “demand £40m upwards” for their player – which makes you wonder why City are confident of getting him for £10m less?

Oh, and for more balls about Sterling being a role model, the Mail says the 20-year-old has already influenced a younger man – that’s Liverpool’s 19-year-old Jordan Ibe holding his own pipe.

Such are the facts.

 

Posted: 15th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cannabis: non-psychoactive cannabidiol can curn your epileptic seizures

More evidence that marijuana can be good for you. A cannabis extract containing non-psychoactive cannabidiol cut epileptic seizures in half:

The experience of 213 hard-to-treat patients age 2 to 42, including some who were already taking a dozen drugs to fend off seizures, is a promising start for the strawberry-flavored liquid extract [Epidiolex], which may be a potent new therapy for the condition, said lead researcher Orrin Devinsky, director of the New York University Langone Comprehensive Epilepsy Center. The findings released Monday are scheduled to be presented at the American Academy of Neurology’s annual meeting on April 22 in Washington.

And in the UK, cannabis is outlawed…

Posted: 14th, April 2015 | In: marijuana, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Times newspaper shocker: SKY TV porn and The Sun sex lines lead to demonic possession

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The Times (prop. Rupert Murdoch) has amazing news: porn and drugs are the Devil’s work. To be a porn enthusiast and drugs taker is to be possessed by Satan. It’s a fact.

Therehas been a “rise in demonic possessions driven by pornography and drug addiction”.

 

It is grim news for anyone who enjoys late-night aids to masturbation on the higher number SKY TV channels (prop. R. Murdoch) and who responds to adverts for porn chatlines in the Sun newpsapers (prop. R. Murdoch).

 

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Maybe Tom Kingston forgot to atttribute a source?

Posted: 14th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘Gay’ Enoch Powell: The Satanic Abuse panic collides with the VIP peado hunt

4th June 1975: Ulster Unionist politician and scholar Enoch Powell making a speech under a large arrow reading 'Out' beside a map of Britain.

4th June 1975: Ulster Unionist politician and scholar Enoch Powell making a speech under a large arrow reading ‘Out’ beside a map of Britain.

 

Westminster paedophiles: a look at reporting on the allegation VIPs abused children in the 1970s and 1980s.

The story of an establishment cover-up appears in not a single tabloid today. Nor did it feature yesterday. The story that was once front-page news is now sleeping.

The most recent story to feature in any national newspaper appeared on March 30 in the Independent. Readers learned that “Enoch Powell, the Conservative anti-immigrant firebrand, is being investigated as an alleged member of a claimed Westminster paedophile network after his name was supplied to police by a senior Anglican bishop.”

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Posted: 13th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman who accidentally sent boss a text calling him a ‘complete dick’ sues for unfair dismissal

The Fair Work Commission says the “lighthearted insult” was enough for Louise Nesbitt to lose her job at Dragon Mountain Gold in Perth, Australia. Nesbitt, who had worked in the job for six years, sent a text message referring to her boss – the company’s only other employee – Rob Gardner calling him a “complete dick”.

Nesbitt had been arranging for her daughter’s boyfriend, Robert Guy, to upgrade the company’s plumbing. On January 12 2014, Nesbitt sent Mr Guy the message informing him that Mr Gardner was a “complete dick”, adding “we know this already so please try your best not to tell him that regardless of how you feel the need”.

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Posted: 13th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester 10-year-olds get Sex On The Beach in a ‘Red Hot’ Buffet

World Buffet Manchester

 

To the Red Hot Buffet World on Deansgate, Manchester, for a story that has the lot.

Ashley Dodds, 29, is with her daughter… Dennon. Dennon is 10. Dennon is with a friend of the same age. (We’ll get tired to saying Dennon eventually).

Mum orders a Sweet Kiss ‘mocktail’ for the girls. She then goes outside for a cigarette. The waiters brings the girls their cocktails – two glasses of Sex On the Beach (“A naughty little mix of vodka and peach schnapps topped with both cranberry and pineapple juice”).

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Posted: 12th, April 2015 | In: News, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kent head teacher in biased ‘schoolgirl’ story shocker

Sean Heslop

 

News is that “top teacher” Sean Heslop, 47, is, reportedly, expecting a child – with a former pupil. We don’t get to know her age in the Sun’s “exclusive” report on the “Pregnant Teen Pupil”, but the paper does label her a “girl”.

That’s a pretty loaded word. Girl. Not ‘young woman’ or ‘woman’. Girl.

The age of consent is 16. There is nothing to suggest she was below the age when she and Mr Heslop allegedly formed a relationship.

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Posted: 9th, April 2015 | In: News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ed Miliband V The Sun: mercilessly monstering and mocking Red Ed

Once upon a time, Labour Party leader Ed Miliband liked the Sun. It was his newspaper of choice.

 

Ed Miliband was in ‘Sun Country’. And he liked it:

 
Ed Miliband the sun

 

 

He read it wherever he went.

 

Ed Miliband the sun

 

And then Ed Miliband realised that the Sun was not exactly on his side. He could try and try but the Sun wasn’t going to be won over. Indeed, the Sun started to mock him.

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Posted: 9th, April 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloid reactions to Tony Blair’s arrival on the Labour Party election bandwagon

So. How did the tabloids respond to the arrival of’ Tony Blair on the Labour Party’s election bandwagon?

 

DAily Mirror Tony Blair

Vote with your feet

 

You’d think the Mirror would hail the arrival of the Labour Party’s most successful leader (at least in term’s of winning elections). But you need to wait until page 9 for any sign of grinning Tone.

In his ‘The Heckler’ column, Tim Walker mentions Tony Blair’s “crow’s feet” – “Quite how sensitive Blair is about the lines around his eyes is clear from newly-released correspondence between his flunkies and the Naitional Portrait Gallery over their official study of him”.

Tony wanted less lines. The artist complied.

And that’s it.

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Posted: 8th, April 2015 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Operation Fairbank will not call Prince Andrew or Victoria Roberts

Virginia RobertsThe story of Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts, the woman who claims to have shagged ‘Randy Andy’ when working as a 17-year-old “sex slave” is dead. The Prince will not stand in the dock and defend his name. British police will not see the Queen’s son as part of their Operation Fairbank investigation into historial sex abuse at institutions across the UK.

Roberts alleges her employer Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted peadophile (and billionaire genius), forced her to have sex with his friend Prince Andrew on three occassions. He denies it.

Now in the US, Florida District Judge Kenneth Marra says her “lurid” claims are “unncecesary” and “immaterial” “at this juncture” to the civil case women have brought against the US Government for a secret plea deal with Epstein that saw him serve minimal jail time for sex ofences with a minor.

Roberts had been trying to add her name to the lititgation.

Judge Marra has refused her request to join the claim. So. Allegations against Andrew should be erased from all court records – not that he was ever named in them.

If Roberts isn’t in on the case then her claims againt Airmiles Andy are irrelevant to it.

This story is covered deep inside the tabloids. What once was front-page news is now an after-thought:

Daily Mirror Page 4:  “Andrew ‘sex slave’ claims are removed from court records”

Daily Star Page 9: “Prince Andrew In Clear in Sex Rap”

“However he [Judge Marra] made no  comment on the accuracy of Ms Roberts’s allegations. She may still appear as a witness when the long-running case is finally heard”

The Sun Page 4: “Andrew in Sex Claim Victory”

Daily Mail Page 10: “Andrew sex slave claims thrown out by US judge”

Only the Daily Express leads with his story. It says the Judge “gave a huge boost to the Duke of York in his effrost to clear his name”.

Clear his name from what? Nothing happened? Unless, Roberts seeks to write a book and make further claims againt the Prince and he opts to contest them in a court of law…

 

 

Posted: 8th, April 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Valentina Tereshkova’s Dream: a lovely film on the first woman in space

Soviets in Space poster, 1963. 'Long live the world's first female cosmonaut', a Soviet poster (in Czech) celebrating Valentina Tereshkova who orbited the Earth in Vostok 6, in June 1963.

Soviets in Space poster, 1963. ‘Long live the world’s first female cosmonaut’, a Soviet poster (in Czech) celebrating Valentina Tereshkova who orbited the Earth in Vostok 6, in June 1963.

 

In 1963 Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman to go into space. Fifty years later, she gave the interview which forms the basis of this film.

 

Valentina’s Dream – Short Film from Meat Bingo on Vimeo.

 

A short film by John Panton, starring Rebecca Front
Written by David Quantick
Artwork by Moose Allain + making of.
Music by Martin Carr
Executive Producer Michael Knowles 

Spotter: flashbak

Posted: 7th, April 2015 | In: Beyond Parody | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rolling Stone: A Rape on Campus is ok but a bad Hootie And The Blowfish review will get you fired

Rolling stone rape hootie

 

What gets you fired from Rolling Stone magazine? A story that wrongly branded a frat house violent gang rapists will not get your fired. But a bad review of Hootie and the Blowfish might.

When Senior Editor Jim DeRogatis reviewed the band’s 1996 album Fairweather Johnson, he called it ‘bland’. Lowlights include:

All of the songs overflow with generic jangly guitars that evoke denatured versions of edgier Southern popsters like R.E.M. and the dB’s, whose Peter Holsapple is reduced by the need for health insurance to serving as fifth Hootie on organ, piano, and accordion…

These comfy, cozy sounds–the musical equivalent of Mom’s chocolate chip cookies and a big glass of milk–are paired with lyrics that reek of Hallmark-card sentimentality…

To these ears, Hootie are the blandest extreme of a wave of bands…

His review was spiked, replaced with more favourable review by contributor Elysa Gardner.

DeRogatis told the New York Observer.

The Observer quoted a spokesman for Rolling Stone saying the review swap was a matter of writing quality and not opinion, and DeRogatis saying Rolling Stone Editor and Publisher Jann Wenner is not necessarily a Hootie fan, but “a fan of bands that sell eight and a half million copies” of a record. The day after the piece ran, DeRogatis was fired. (A follow-up piece in the Observer said Rolling Stone would not discuss DeRogatis’s departure for reasons of employer-employee privacy.)

Rolling Stone employment policy might change if the frat house sues

 

Posted: 7th, April 2015 | In: Music, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0