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The Mask Slips: Emily Thornberry Shows How Elitist Labour Is

EMILY Thornberry MP (Islington South) played her hand. To use the language of the anti-UKippers, the mask slipped.

Thornberry portrayed Rochester locals as working class morons, the kind of dolts who drive white vans, love football and England. On Planet Thornberry, the home she photographed and tweeted was a cultural curiosity.

Would she have pictured the home of a Pakistani mini-cab driver with a Pakistan cricket flag hanging outside in the same fashion? Of course not. She was mocking the white working class. That’s allowed.

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Labour MP Emily Thornberry Mocks Kent’s White Working Class

Labour MP Emily Thornberry leaves her Islington zone and heads to Rochester in Kent. She is shocked. This is the “white man’s gulch” the Daily Mirror warned her about.

Inside a black man sips his hummus and eats his organic espresso.

 

 

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Next time someone tells you they are voting Labour, ask them why?

And laugh.

 

Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ed Miliband Stars In The Greatest Photo Ever (For Anyone Keen To Look Unelectable)

ED Miliband is the gift that keeps on giving:

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Labour leader Ed Miliband waits back stage before delivering a speech to party supporters at the University of London today.

It’s a good job the Labour Party is united behind him or else they mnight think their leader is a disaster.

Alex Massie:

A Labour party determined to win would not have chosen to be led by Ed Miliband. A Labour party truly enthused by the prospect of returning to power would not have kept Ed as leader long past the point at which it became clear he’s a gawd-help-us, what-were-we-thinking, sad-sack, head-in-hands, fingernails-on-a-blackboard atrocity never happier than when accosting innocent strangers, most of whom claim to be called “Gareth”.

Posted: 13th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BNP Wants You To Mark Remembrance Day On November 12

ON the 11th hour of the 12 day of the 11th month the BNP* remembered to observe, well, what? The rest of us know that Remembrance Day falls on November 11th. But the BNP wants to make the 12th special.

Is it becasue on November 12 1933, the Nazis received 92% of vote in Germany. No. It’s about the British who gave their lives fighting the Nazis:

 

 

BNP fail BNP Wants You To Mark Remembrance Day On November 12

 

*BNP. Something that existed before the EDL and the UKIP.

 

Posted: 13th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vladimir Putin’s Motorcade Looks Like A Massive Knob

VLADIMIR Putin’s Motorcade looks like a massive knob:

 

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Spotter: UsVThem

Posted: 10th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


CNN Live News: ‘Seal Kills Obama’

ON CNN – LIVE: SEAL KILLS OBAMA!

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Join the club…

 

Posted: 8th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama: The ‘True Anti-Semite’ Who Wants Peace With Nuclear Iran

BARACK Obama has been corresponding with Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran’s leader.

Politico:

The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Obama had secretly written Khamenei in October to discuss U.S. and Iran’s common interest in combating ISIL. According to the report, Obama said that U.S.-Iran work in the fight against ISIL relied upon Iran’s cooperation on reaching a long-term agreement on the country’s nuclear program by the Nov. 24 deadline.

The report also indicated that Obama assured Khamenei that U.S. airstrikes in Syria would not target the regime of President Bashar Assad, an important ally for Iran.

The BBC profiled Khemenei as a Holocaust denier (he is), bigot and sworn enemy of the West.

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Lilley Says Legalise Cannabis – Local Paper Photoshops Him In A Rasta Hat

PETER Lilley, Conservative Party MP for Hitchin and Harpenden and former Government minister, says cannabis should be legalised.

Good. Agreed. It’s time for a sensible debate on the drugs. And cannabis should be legal.

Or is it. Because the local Mercury newspaper has seen fit to photoshop a rasta hat on his bonce.

 

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Spotter:  @martinbeckford

 

Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Seinfeld In Parliament

Seinfeld in Parliament:

Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage And Stewart Lee’s Laugh In: With Straight Man Andrew Lawrence

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ANDREW Lawrence writes on BBC bias in comedy:

Can’t help but notice increasingly, a lot ‘political’ comedians cracking cheap and easy gags about UKIP, to the extent that it’s got hack, boring and lazy very quickly. Particularly too much moronic, liberal back-slapping on panel shows like Mock The Week where aging, balding, fat men, ethnic comedians and women-posing-as-comedians, sit congratulating themselves on how enlightened they are about the fact that UKIP are ridiculous and pathetic…

Out of touch, smug, superannuated, overpaid TV comics with their cosy lives in their west-London ivory towers taking a supercilious, moralising tone, pandering to the ever-creeping militant political correctness of the BBC with their frankly surreal diversity targets…

There is a deeply ingrained militant liberal politics at every level of the BBC, despite the fact that it’s tax-payer funded and supposed to be neutral. It’s a biased organisation and the only sorts of political comedians that are welcome within its corridors are those that reflect it’s values.

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Posted: 6th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama’s Middle East Policy: Susan Rice Mocks Israeli Ambassador

HOW’S Obama’s foreing policy on the Middle East going?

The Free Beacon:

Obama administration National Security Adviser Susan Rice rudely mocked Israel’s ambassador during a recent meeting with an American Jewish leader.

Rice, who is known to dislike the Israeli government, was asked in a recent meeting with a top American Jewish leader why she had not taken meetings with Israeli Ambassador Ron Dermer. “Rice responded, with her characteristic sarcasm, ‘He never asked to meet me,’” Haaretz reported Rice as saying. The president’s top aide then mocked Dermer and conservative casino magnate Sheldon Adelson.

“Besides, I understood that he’s too busy traveling to Sheldon Adelson’s events in Las Vegas,” Rice reportedly said with contempt.

Always good to keep your allies on side…

Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Change: Manchester Police Admonish Ed Miliband For Given Money to A Beggar

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Oi, Ed! Hold my coffee, mate

 

Ed Miliband was on Manchester’s Mosley Street. The Labour Party leader who bangs on about change dropped a few pence into a woman’s cup.

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Posted: 1st, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One In Every 7 Britons Under 25 Supports ISIS

HOW are ISIS doing in the opinion polls? The Times:

One in seven young British adults has “warm feelings” towards Islamic State, according to a poll. Isis is riding a surge of “anti-politics” sentiment among disaffected under-35s who admire the jihadists’ courage, academics warn.

A tenth of Londoners and one in 12 Scots view Islamic State (Isis) favourably, but sympathy for the militant group reaches its highest levels among the under-25s, the Populus survey found.

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Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


FAIL: Elle Magazine Thanks ‘David Miliband’ Not Ed For Supporting It’s Feminist T-Shirt Balls

ELLE magazine has a campaign. It wants men to wear T-shirts declaring themselves feminists. Ed Miliband pulled one on. Nick Clegg pulled one on. But David Cameron didn’t. Good for him. Perhaps he saw it for the bollocks it is. Or peharps he just thought ordering an Xtra Large a bit revealing.

 

Ed Miliband elle FAIL: Elle Magazine Thanks David Miliband Not Ed For Supporting Its Feminist T Shirt Balls

Today ELLE magazine asks:

“Why is David Cameron so afraid to call himself a feminist?”

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Posted: 27th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cartoonists Respond To President Erdogan’s Attack On Free Speech

erdogen Cartoonists Respond To President Erdogans Attack On Free Speech

Steve Bright

IN Turkey - the UK and US’s ally – cartoonist Musa Kart has been arrested for “insulting” President Erdogan with a cartoon of the esteemed leader as a hologram looking on as a robbery takes place. It’s refence to a story on corruption in low places.

(If you think hurling an insult should not be a crime, you need to take a look at what passes for law breaking on Twitter. Turkey might not be so different to the UK )

Freedom of Speech is all important. Cartoonists came out on support of Kart on the #erdogancaricature hashtag. Erdogan alleged Kart was guilty of “insulting through publication and slander”.

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Posted: 24th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chicago Voting Machine Forces Republican To Vote Democrat

REMEMBER those hanging Chads? Well, they swing both ways:

Admitting his confidence in Cook County ballot integrity is shaken, State Representative Candidate Jim Moynihan (R-56), was shocked today when he tried to cast a vote for himself and the voting machine cast it for his opponent instead.

“While early voting at the Schaumburg Public Library today, I tried to cast a vote for myself and instead it cast the vote for my opponent,” said Moynihan. “You could imagine my surprise as the same thing happened with a number of races when I tried to vote for a Republican and the machine registered a vote for a Democrat.”

While using a touch screen voting machine in Schaumburg, Moynihan voted for several races on the ballot, only to find that whenever he voted for a Republican candidate, the machine registered the vote for a Democrat in the same race. He notified the election judge at his polling place and demonstrated that it continued to cast a vote for the opposing candidate’s party. Moynihan was eventually allowed to vote for Republican candidates, including his own race. It is unknown if the machine in question (#008958) has been removed from service or is still in operation.

Vote early and vote often!

Posted: 21st, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Abbott Goes Shirt To Nipple With Topless Vladimir Putin

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TONY Abbott, Australia’s prime minister, and former Oxford University boxer, says he will “shirt-front” Vladimir Putin at the next G20 shindig in Australia.

The Times:

The term “shirt-front” is used to describe a front–on charge at an opponent in Australian Rules Football intended to knock the opponent to the ground. “I’m going to shirt-front Mr Putin,” Tony Abbott told reporters yesterday. He was describing his intention to press Mr Putin over the downing of the Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 over the Ukraine in July by what is thought to have been a missile fired by Russian separatists.

“I am going to say to Mr Putin: Australians were murdered,” he said.

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Posted: 14th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Things Douglas Carswell Compares The Conservative Party To

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UKIP MP, turncoat and man of Clacton Douglas Carswell likes comparing the Conservative Party to things.

HMV. No – ho-ho – not HIV. The UKippers’ leader Nigel Farage wants AIDs sufferers banned from the UK.  This is another version of His Master’s Voice, the old record shop chain:

“To use a metaphor, I think it’s a bit like HMV, once ubiquitous when it came to buying music. The way the Tory party is retailing politics is like the way HMV retailed music. It’s a defunct retail model.”

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Posted: 12th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photos Of Brook Newmarks Penis MP: The Big Ben Bellend And Thought Crimes

BROOKS Newmark MP continues to be front-page news. The Tory MP exposed (literally) in a sexting sting is on the Mirror’s front page:

 

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The headline tells readers:

“I craved thrill of sex texts”: Disgraced Tory MP Brooks Newmark reveals he’s seeking psychiatric help…

Sex shame Tory MP Brooks Newmark last night told how he is “battling demons” and is seeking psychiatric help after a woman claimed he sent her a naked selfie. The dad-of-five admitted “craving ­adrenaline and risk” and blamed work stress for his “increasingly erratic behaviour”.

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Posted: 12th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Welcome You To Clacton-on-Sea ‘Apart From…’

UKIP welcome you to Clacton-on-Sea:

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Spotter: David Schneider

Posted: 10th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Faces Of The Day: Douglas Carswell Annexes Clacton For UKIP

FACES of the day:

Douglas Carswell, chats with members of the Monster Raving Looney party after winning the Clacton constituency parliamentary by-election held at Clacton town hall in Essex. Date: 10/10/2014.

 

CArswell Faces Of The Day: Douglas Carswell Annexes Clacton For UKIP

 

For more bigotry and intolerance, vote UKIP.

 

Posted: 10th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Statue To The ‘Muslim’ Ghandi Erected In Cardiff

WALES online journalist Aled Jones has news of a Muslim Ghandi:

 

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‘Nuff said.

 

Posted: 9th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


We’re All Going To Die: North Korea Readies For Total War In 2015

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A man watches a TV news program showing North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, at the Seoul Railway Station in Seoul, South Korea, Thursday, Jan. 16, 2014. North Korea’s top government Thursday proposed the rival Koreas stop slandering each other from later this month, halt hostile military acts and work toward preventing a nuclear disaster on the divided peninsula. The letters read “Stop slandering and joint military exercise”. (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

 

EVEN though Kim Jong Un is the Sexiest Man Alive, has a weakness for cheese and was probably born in a lotus flower while scoring a hole in one as a sperm before emerging as a flying baby, let us not forget that he’s completely mental.

North Korea’s premier is a man who likes to keep his people under his waddling, hypnotic spell, while plotting constant war. You see, when you have everything and everyone is cow-eyed in your presence, the threat of nuclear war is probably the only thing you’ve got that gets the blood pumping around your regal underpants.

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Posted: 7th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Annie Lennox Thinks Beyonce’s Feminism Is ‘Cheap’

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Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart of The Eurythmics.
Date: 24/04/1984

 

ONE of the big problems with feminism is that women like to spend great chunks of the debate, attacking each other. Of course, any movement needs criticism to adapt and sharpen the mind for future debates, but isn’t it a bit sad to see women trying to pull other women down, when ostensibly, their aims are the same?

And so to Annie Lennox, who said that she isn’t very impressed with Beyonce calling herself a feminist.

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Posted: 2nd, October 2014 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0