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Green Party Candidate On A “Beautiful” 9/11

IS there something about the Green Party that attracts loons?

Hereunder is a story about the Green party candidate in Vancouver who enjoyed 9/11 but thinks its all bogus anyway.

It’s … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


If Iran The World – Conservatives Rush In To Scupper Des Browne

HOW do the Conservatives – mad keen to unseat Des Browne – handle the Iran cash-for-sailors story?

Eu Referendum is less then impressed with the Conservatives. In a story entield ‘Fools … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gordon Brown: The Politics, The Petty And The Partisan

GORDON Brown is doing a “man who would be King” in this morning’s Guardian, writes Dizzy.

However, the interview with Brown is quite interesting. For a man who we all know … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar F*ckawallah And Don Imus

WHILE the world gawps at American Idol favourite Sanjaya Malakar and rages against Don Imus, others are being overlooked.

Anorak has wondered what it is about whispering Sanjaya that makes him … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Prince William Splits From Kate Middleton, Camilla Awaits

WHY has Prince William separated from his lover Kate Middelton?

The reasons are not yet clear. But rapprochement seems unlikely.

We advise the merchandise makers to cancel the commemorative wedding mugs, cups … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (29)


Top Ten Celebrity Divorces

Forbes Magazine has compiled a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity divorces in history.

All the money is going from the man to the woman. Discuss. And why isn’t Princess … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment


British Sailors “SURRENDERED” To Iran

FROM Duncan R in the Forums:

Rule Britannia.

Rule Britannia
Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never
shall be slaves

Stirring sentiments – which seem, sadly, no longer appropriate in this day and age!

While the … (read more)

Posted: 14th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Bravery Is…Buthayna Nasser In Saudi Arabia

IF you can, watch this tape provided by MEMRI (and translated by them) of Buthayna Nasser, a Saudi newscaster, socking it (there can be no other way of putting it) … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


I Am Kevin Costner Junior

“KEVIN Costner is looking pretty pleased with life,” says Hello!.
Costner, star of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (“I am Kevin Costner, Prince of Thieves”), The Bodyguard (“I am Kevin Costner, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)


Armless Fun – Crocodile Bites Man’s Funny Bone

FOR those Sun readers tired of pictures of topless stunnas and tales of Faye Turney’s knickers, a lovely story of how a “monster crocodile” bit off a vet’s arm.

“ARM STARVING” … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Des Browne Is Max Clifford In An Ahmadinejad Suit

DEFENCE Secretary Des Browne categorically denied he and the MOD had totally lost their bearings and strayed into Max Clifford’s territory by promoting the Ahmadinejad and Iran ‘hostage’ story to … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


3rd Rock From The Sun – Live Earth Is Carbon Neutral

LIVE Earth is a monumental music event that will bring together more than 2 billion people to combat the climate crisis.

Live Earth’s 24 hours of music across 7 continents will … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


The Apprentice Voyeur

FIRED by Alan Sugar, Apprentice loser Gerri Blackwood is making front-page news in the Star.

In “SUGAR SHOW’S SEX SHOCK”, Gerri tells all. This is Gerri Blackwood, a 33-year-old from Woking, … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Fat And Faulty – New Obese Gene And TV’s Fat Tribe

“THERE IS AN OBESITY GENE.” So says the Mail’s lead headline. Or as the Times’ front page puts it: “’Fat’ gene found by scientists.”
So much for tales of fat kids … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (6)


Landlords Brought To Book

WITH most public sectors workers unable to buy a house, rental is the only option.

However, in one rare piece of good news for tenants, landlords will now not be able … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)


Kate Moss Dresses And Pete Doherty Needs A Dressing

“WE apologise for carrying this disgusting picture of Cocaine Kate’s drug-raddled fiancé, but it’s the reality behind Ms Moss, the £3m darling of Topshop billionaire Sir Philip Green.”

The Mail does … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (8)


Geri Halliwell’s Book Lacks Substance

IN compliance with the tenth rule of celebrity motherhood, Geri Halliwell has written a children’s book.

As the Sun reports, the book are centred on the character Ugenia Lavender, a girl … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Hostages Of Fortune – Why Faye Turney Dunnit By Andy McNab

“WHY Faye told her story in The Sun,” says the headline.

Readers are not allowed to get into the spirit of the thing and guess why Faye Turney took the Murdoch … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


A Load Of Rubbish Tax In Birmingham

NOT content with bombarding us with high council tax bills and ridiculous parking fines, local councils have now found another way to squeeze every last hard-earned penny out of us.

According … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)


Abbey Clancy Is Only 100% Genuine

ABBEY Clancy bends forward in the Sun and the paper stares. So too do the readers.

Following a recent Sun poll in which 83 per cent of respondents said they thought … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


WHEN SAUSAGES EXPLODE!

TABLOID headline of the day: “SCARRED FOR LIFE BY EXPLODING SAUSAGES”.

It’s a gruesome tale in the Sun. And it is hard not to feel sympathy for the victim, an unnamed … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Big Brother’s Gonna Get You – Bullies Copy Jade Goody

“RISE OF RACIST SCHOOL BULLIES,” says the Sun.

The figures are in and the Sun can report that “almost” 3,400 pupils were suspended for “racist bullying” last years – up from … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Amazing Grace – Madonna Adopts New Daughter In Malawi

MADONNA is planning to adopt again.

This is all very noble. And Anorak has long argued that we should overlook the grandstanding and concentrate on the fact that a child’s life … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Carly Zucker Rates Friends And Family

IT’S been while since we last saw Carly Zucker, Wag to footballer Joe Cole.

It was back in July 2006 that we saw Carly perform her “sexercises” by a Miami … (read more)

Posted: 13th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (3)


Sanjaya Malakar And Other Subversives

OVER on American Idol Sanjaya Malakar continues his impression of Manuel does Motown.

But something is changing within the whispering wonder.

As Tabloid Baby writes, Sanjaya’s revelatory performance of Besame Mucho revealed … (read more)

Posted: 12th, April 2007 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)