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UKIP: One Out Of Two Romanians Agrees wIth Nigel Farage

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DID you enjoy that Channel 4 News interview, the one where Jon Snow asked two Romanian guests what they thought of UKIP and Nigel Farage’s comment on “unruly Romanians”? We met Mariana Gordan, a woman who moved to the UK as a refugee, escaping the murderous nutjob Ceausescu. She’s lived here for 35 years. Snow asked her:

“How would you feel if somebody told you you would have to live next door to Nigel Farage?”

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Posted: 21st, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The UKIP Carnival In Photos: Pinko Jew Boy Nigel Farage Is Prig Of The Dump In Crap Croydon

PA 19880910 The UKIP Carnival In Photos: Pinko Jew Boy Nigel Farage Is Prig Of The Dump In Crap Croydon

 

SO. UKIP staged a carnival in Croydon. All carnivals are crap. This one was no exception.

In 2011, UKIP’s party’s director of communications and European candidate, Patrick O’Flynn, told Daily Express readers that London’s Notting Hill Carnival was a “propagandist message” and should be shut down. It’s not. It’s got no message. It’s just cramped, dull and full of people pretending to have al fresco fun. It rivals only Zurich for its cloying sense of civic pride. And that’s in neat and tidy Switzerland where they understand it if you want to kill yourself.

UKIP’s carnival would be a monocultural village fete on wheels. UKIP, the Party that dreams of Leni Riefenstahl directing episodes of Midsomer Murders (we all know who did it; just high time everyone else knew it, too), staged its carnival. The party booked a band of steel drummers (trad jazz for the ethnic vote), who left when they found out they’d be playing Yellow Bird for Nigel Farage and his supporters. But before the UKIPers had time to stick Max Bygraves singing Under the Coconut Tree on the gramophone, a gang of intolerant protesters turned up to scream that the UKIP party was intolerant.

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Posted: 20th, May 2014 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Turkish PM’s Advisers Goes On Sick Leave For Injuries Sustained Kicking A Protestor

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TO Turkey, where the the PM’s adviser is on sick leave for injuries to the leg he used to kick a protester.

 

 

Yusuf Yerkel was touring Soma with Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan when he hurt his leg.

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Posted: 19th, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Listen As Nigel Farage Gets Vigorously Shafted By An Invisible Romanian On The James O’Brien Show

Screen shot 2014 05 16 at 14.19.02 Listen As Nigel Farage Gets Vigorously Shafted By An Invisible Romanian On The James OBrien Show

The mask slips

 

FINALLY! UKIPS’ one-man-band Nigel Farage is exposed by LBC’s James O’Brien to be the crap politician he surely is. His one mission was to destroy the BNP and EDL. Job done. Anything other than that, the man’s a dead duck.

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Posted: 16th, May 2014 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Just Like The Greens, UKIP Try To Shut Down Free Speech

free speech Just Like The Greens, UKIP Try To Shut Down Free  Speech

THE METRO heralded the arrival of “the tweet police”, the anti-free speech brigade who nick you for saying nasty things (but only if the target is a popular one). The story went that the twitter cops had called on Green Party member Michael Abberton. He had mocked up a UKIP poster on Twitter. He was “fact checking” UKIP’s ten-point party policy.

UKIP councillor offended. (So much for the stiff-upper lip.) They contacted the police. And the police, in their wisdom, laced up their heavy boots and went over to have a word with the tweeter.

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Posted: 15th, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron Threatens Islamist Schoolgirl Kidnappers And Rapists With A Hashtag

david cameron is a twat1 David Cameron Threatens Islamist Schoolgirl Kidnappers And Rapists With A Hashtag

 

LOOK out Boko Haram. You Islamist nutjobs have nothing our our Prime Minister, David Cameron. Sure, you’ve got over 200 girls in our dungeon in the wilds of Nigeria. Sure, you want to forcibly marry them off to be raped for your perverted view of spiritualism. But Dave has a hashtag. He has Twitter.

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Posted: 11th, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage Stands In Front Of A Sign Saying ‘TWAT’

THE cameraman could have moved a bit to the right. But the man form the BNOP wasn’t shifting. So. We get to see Nigel Farage, UKIPs sole voice, standing before the word “TWAT”.

 

farage twat Nigel Farage Stands In Front Of A Sign Saying TWAT

 

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Posted: 7th, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Today In Sussex: Sussex MP Misspelled Sussex

TO Sussex, where the MP for Lewes, Liberal Democrat Norman Baker, is in the mire. He can’t spell the name of his constituency.

Poor old Norma left off a letter, making Sussex ‘Susex’.

These small things matter at erection time for the men in the gay suites.

(Ok, enough already – ed).

 

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Posted: 7th, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Palin: ‘Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists’

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SARAH Palin was once destined to be the president of the USA’s VeePee. She would be a heartbeat away from becoming Leader of the Free World. Recently the former Alaskan governor spoke to the National Rifle Association’s yearly convention in Indianapolis.

The highlight of her chat was he telling the good folks “waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”

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Posted: 5th, May 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BEHOLD! The Huge Satanic Statue Made For The Oklahoma State Capitol

Oklahoma State Capitol 1 BEHOLD! The Huge Satanic Statue Made For The Oklahoma State Capitol

 

A 7-FT TALL STATUE of Satan could soon be sat on the lawns before the Oklahoma State Capitol next to a monument of the ten commandments, pictured below. Note the spellings of “SABETH” and “MAIDSERAUNT”. The Divine hand was big on Creation but not too hot on spelling.

 

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Posted: 4th, May 2014 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Few Highs And Lows From Nick Griffin’s Hacked Twitter Account

THE hacker with the Anonymous group known only as @Anon_0x03 has gained access to the Twitter account of British National Party’s chairman Nick Griffin. You’ll remember him from that time before Nigel Farage became the go-to face of intolerance. Onr theory is that UKIP leader Farage’s sole mission is to destroy the BNP vote. After all, UKIP is an empty vessel into which people can pour their pet hates and prejudices.

So. What did the hackers twitter from @nickgriffinmep?

@jamiesont quips:

Nick Griffin has apologised to his followers for a series of grammatically correct & inoffensive tweets posted after his account was hacked.

Adding:

 just wish someone funny who could really have gone to town had hacked it.

HackRead records a few of the tweets, which are crude and could have been much funnier:

 

nick griffin hacks A Few Highs And Lows From Nick Griffins Hacked Twitter Account

 

The Telegraph reports an exchange that suggests the hacker had little idea what a Nick Griffin is:

What are you actually going to do with the account now you’ve got it? @bnp”one user tweeted to the hacker.

No sure, any ideas? I don’t really give a ****. It was just a random target. I’m not even from GB,” the hacker replied

The Journal says Griffin’s website, nickgriffinmep.eu, and communications.bnp.org.uk have also been hacked.

We leave you with a few more tweets:

 

Screen shot 2014 05 03 at 21.35.34 A Few Highs And Lows From Nick Griffins Hacked Twitter Account

Screen shot 2014 05 03 at 21.35.21 A Few Highs And Lows From Nick Griffins Hacked Twitter Account

 

Nick Griffin and the BNP have been more ludicrous…

 

 

Posted: 3rd, May 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police Release Two Efits Of Suspects Who Both Looks Like David Cameron

WHEN you see one efit that looks like David Cameron, you laugh.

This one was issued by police in Stockbridge, Hampshire, seeking a man who had conned an elderly woman of £60.A police spokesperson says

 

lettuce e fit Police Release Two Efits Of Suspects Who Both Looks Like David Cameron

 

And now we see another efit of ‘Dave’ and it’s get us thinking…

 

 

Spotter: UsvThem

 

Posted: 1st, May 2014 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Poster Portrays Their Voters As Monty Python Loonies

UKIP, once derided as “loonies” have issued a set of posters that look a little familiar.

 

UKip poster UKIP Poster Portrays Their Voters As Monty Python Loonies

 

 

Spotters: Independent, Private Eye

Posted: 30th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage Is The Victim Of A Sign Langauge Cock Up in Bath

NIGEL Farage, leader of Ukip  - sole mission: to destroy The BNP- has been hit by a bout of improvised hand gesturing as he stood outside the Bell Inn in Bath, now renamed the Bell End.

 

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Posted: 29th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Employed An EU Immigrant To Pretend To Be An Uemployed Brit

DID you see those new UKIP posters, the ones warning about foreigners coming over here to take our jobs?
ukip poster balls UKIP Employed An EU Immigrant To Pretend To Be An Uemployed Brit

 

The man in the frame was there to illustrate “British workers” being “hard hit by unlimited cheap labour”. He is seen begging. He is one of the hard hit.

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Posted: 27th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nick Clegg Has Cojones The Size of A Nanny From Belgium

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THANKS to Nick Clegg (wage:  £134,565 a year) and his wife Miriam González Durántez (wage: 500,000 a year), we know how to raise our children. Miriam interrupted a speech by Nick on how men should get time off work to care for the kids (he says men must see themselves are carers not breadwinners) to tells us that men who look after their children have “more cojones”.

He told the audience of working parents that he and Miriam shared the work after their birth of their three sons, Antonio, Alberto and Miguel.

Nick has cojones the size of a nanny from Belgium.

 

 

Posted: 27th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Versus The Poles: Epic Ad Placement

UNFORTUNATE UKIP ad placement:

 

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Spotter: @JamieRoss7, via @willie_dunn

Posted: 26th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Blair Was Framed: George Bush’s Art Become Bootleg Merchandise

GEORGE W. Bush’s paintings have been adapted to feature on pillows, bags, throws and clocks. Bush’s collection - “The Art of Leadership: A President’s Personal Diplomacy” –  features the faces of his dad, Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin and Hamid Karzai.

 

tony framed Tony Blair Was Framed: George Bushs Art Become Bootleg Merchandise

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Posted: 26th, April 2014 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Who Would You Trust More, Paddington Bear or Farage?

farage paddington Who Would You Trust More, Paddington Bear or Farage?

 

WHO wants to be Nigel Farage’s PA? That’s not euphemism. You won’t have to sleep with him. He’s not a Cabinet Minister.

Granted, his current PA does get to inhale his man-of-the-people’s breath after a night in the Pint & Castella. HE;s his wife – his German-born wife. And he can enter the contest to find her replacement on the website of recruitment firm Xpat Jobs.

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Posted: 25th, April 2014 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Enemy Of Free Speech Jim Ardis Executes The ‘Beyond Parody’ Defence

Screen shot 2014 04 23 at 12.10.36 Enemy Of Free Speech Jim Ardis Executes The Beyond Parody Defence

 

THE Journal Star has caught up with Jacob Elliott. He was arrested in the war on free speech. The Mayor or Peoria, one Jim Ardis, was very upset at the fake Twitter account, @Peoriamayor. He called the police.

Rather than laugh at Mr Ardis and advise him to respond to the spoof blog with humour and smiles, the police thought he had made a good point. How very dare anyone mock the Mayor. You can mock Jesus, God, Mohammed and even George Clooney, but mocking the Mayor of Peoria is a step too far.

Three judges agreed.

Judge Kirk Schoebein signed off on a warrant seeking subscriber information from Twitter.

Judge Lisa Wilson approved a warrant for Comcast to find out where the person who used the Internet to access Twitter lived

Judge Kim Kelley signed the warrant to search the home of the alleged parodists.

Respect for the man and his office must be preserved.

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Posted: 23rd, April 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ed Miliband: Once A Jew Always A Jew (Like Disraeli)?

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Labour leader Ed Miliband and his wife Justine (left) meet his 84 year-old Aunt Sarah Ben Zvi (right) at her home on Nachshonim Kibbutz near Tel Aviv, Israel.

 

ED Miliband has been in Israel, rediscovering his Jewish roots.

The Daily Mail quotes the Labour leader as saying: “I would be the first Jewish prime minister if we win the election.”

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Posted: 20th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


War On Free Speech: Starkville, Mississippi Aldermen Want Twitter Parodist Arrested

ben carver War On Free Speech: Starkville, Mississippi Aldermen Want Twitter Parodist ArrestedTHE War on Free Speech marches into Starkville, Mississippi, where police are seeking the master criminals who lampooned Starkville Aldermen David Little and Ben Carver using the Twitter accounts @DavidLittleBOA and @BenCarverPray.

The Daily Dolt notes:

The two aldermen came under fire recently after instigating the removal of Starkville’s highly popular Chief Administration Officer Lynn Spruill without providing any reason for the coup other than Carver’s comment that he “prayed” about it and God told him to kick her to the curb (hence the parody handle @BenCarverPrays).

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Posted: 18th, April 2014 | In: Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hilary Benn Spent Enough For 720,479 Packets of Jammie Dodgers from Waitrose

pickles cookie Hilary Benn Spent Enough For 720,479 Packets of Jammie Dodgers from Waitrose

THERE’S an interesting little tactic that Labour MPs are trying to use in the House of Commons these days. To ask questions about how much a department is spending on this or that and then when they get the answer they can chunter along about how poor widows are being thrown out of their homes over the bedroom tax so that Tory Ministers can spend £x on whatever it is they just asked about.

You know, Yah! Boo! The Tories and only Labour looks out for the working stiff.

This is a tactic that has just received some blowback as the answer given to the question, well, how much has Eric Pickles been spending on catering (given his size this would add another level of joy to the chuntering) was, well, a whole hell of a lot less than Labouir did when they were in power.

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Posted: 11th, April 2014 | In: Money, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0