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Teacher Gives Students Homemade Porn DVD
THAT’S Miss, a teacher at California’s Isabelle Jackson Elementary School, sending home the students with a DVD in which she can be seen having sex.
All 24 nippers are tuning in to see Miss on a sofa with a Mr.
Should they take notes? Is this show ‘n’ tell?
“Just destroy them,” says school spokeswoman Torrey Johnson.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How To Make A German Baby In Pictures
IN today’s masterclass, we look at how to make a German baby.
The pictures below are safe for work and very possibly safe for school, caravan parks and fairground workers.
Pay attention to the perm and the child’s raised arms, both of which may or may not be sterotypical.
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Missing Cat Joins BBC Question Time Panel
THAT’S Tango the ginger Tom BBC1’s Question Time, listing attentively as David Dimbleby and assorted politicians and celebrities chat, frown and look smug about this and that.
Live-ish from Treviglas community college, Newquay, Cornwall where Jackie Ellery works in the school canteen. Hence the cat.
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Fundraiser Holds Up Petrol Station With A Potato
Barack Obama Fundraiser Holds Up Petrol Station With A Potato.
IN Jersey City, a man has held up a petrol station armed with a potato. A raw potato? Or a potato of a sort seen a a frundraising so for Barack Obama?
Stan Eason, a spokesman for the Jersey City Police Department, explains:
“In movies I’ve seen where they’ve used a potato on the end of a gun as a silencer.”
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Prostitute Vending Machine
THE Prostitute Vending Machine is here. Hurrah! Look out for the politician vending machine, the East European tennis player vending machine and the Royal Family vending mahcine - all manner of vending machines for items with an industry standard.
The image hereunder is NSFW.
As are the other vedning machines - the weirdest machines you ever did see:
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Uses Garden Shears IN DIY Circumcision
TO the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where a young man is feeling the affects of circumcising himself with a pair of nail clippers.
To spare his blushes, best he tell his friends that it was performed with a huge pair of garden shears…
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ohio Woman Breastfeeds Squirrel
IN the US state of Ohio, a woman answering police questions in a murder case is found to be breastfeeding a squirrel. Reports of a chirping sound are as yet confirmed…
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Burglars Steal Trampolines To Break Into Flats
Trampolines are being used by burglars to break into flats, stolen, and are causing children to die beneath the weight of drunken adults…
MATTHEW Nice has been told by his landlord to remove his daughter Yasmin’s trampoline lest burglars use it to break into the first floor, second floor and, should they be very fat jumping from the second floor window ledge, the third, fourth and fifth floors.
Mr Nice, of Market Avenue, Wickford, tells us:
“It would be one dumb burglar who would try to use a tiny trampoline to jump into a window. If it was a giant 20ft trampoline that would be one thing, but this is only 3ft wide and 12 inches high.”
Big enough for Rat Boy…
“It’s complete rubbish anyone would use it to help them break in. There are wheelie bins around here and they are much taller than that.”
To put the tin lid on the story, it turns out that Mr Nice is a health and safety inspector. He asks:
“It’s the only area children have got to play in. If they can’t play there, where are they supposed to go?”
One would venture the wheelie bin, that mobile, weatherproof Wendy House.
Mr Nice may even come to thank his landlord. It’s only a matter of time before the trampoline is stolen and Mr Nice becomes a victim:
AN astonished mum has blasted thieves who stole her children’s trampoline from the garden of their Coatbridge home. Leanne Boulton called the theft “pointless” and says sons Ryan, six, and Callum, four, have been left disappointed by the loss of the outdoor apparatus. The family were stunned to find that the trampoline, complete with bulky seven-foot surrounding enclosure, had been taken from the back garden of their house in Croy Road.
And then there is chance of injury:
Researchers from Ninewells Hospital in Dundee have revealed that children are being injured on trampolines because many drunken adults are crowding them leaving no space at all.
Or drunken burglars…
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Nepal Airport Makes Staff Go Naked
TO put an end to bribe taking, staff at Nepal’s Kathmandu’s Tribhuvan airport are to be issued with trousers without pockets.
Spokesman for the Commission for the Investigation of Abuse of Authority Ishwori, Prasad Paudyal, tells the AFP news agency:
“We discovered that the reports [of bribe taking] were true. So we decided that airport officials should be given trousers with no pockets. We believe this will help curb the irregularities.”
It all depends what form the bribes take. Sweets, for instance, can be eaten and drinks drunk. And sexual favours leave only a small stain, a smirk or an itch.
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
BABY Sheep Abused For Days.
It’s getting off the lamb that’s the hard part…
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Dancers Banned From School
WE all react in our way to news of Michael Jackson’s death. And Kent’s Motley “Border” Morris Men have blackened their faces with burnt corks and make ready to make merry.
But the Morris Men are not welcome at Chantry Primary School in Gravesend.
Says head teacher Hazel King:
“We organised the event to bring a diverse and fragile community together. To celebrate all cultures we booked a Morris troupe, having failed to recognise the possible significance for our community of their tradition to perform with blackened faces. We found ourselves in a difficult position of weighing up any potential offence versus not wishing to compromise the Morris dancers’ tradition.”
For shame that so many years after the Windrush generation settled on Blighty’s lapping shores, and in Obama’s post-racial world, we can still see this prejudice against a black face.
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Glory For Christ Football League Fail
Read this then click the image.
The Glory for Christ Football League in Georgia grew out of a desire to provide an option for young men who are home-schooled but cannot play in local football leagues.
Spotter, Pharyngula, via Cynical C
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Wake And Shag World’s Biggest Alarm Clock
THIS video shows the alarm clock constructed by a man who seems to ahve visited Old Mr Anorak’s Thai ping-pong winter training camp.
This is just how he gets up…
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
TO Nebraska, where a man has drowned while mowing the lawn.
Bob Thorson, chief deputy of the Saunders County Sheriff’s Department, tells one and all that 85-year-old Albert Kavan Sr. was riding on his riding lawnmower shortly before 8 p.m. when he rolled down an embankment and came to a stop in a small area of water.
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pabst Is The World’s Ugliest Dog
HATS off to Pabst - offically the world’s ugliest dog.
Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter by Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., won the annual contest on Friday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.
It was an upset victory for Pabst, who beat former champion Rascal, a pedigree Chinese Crested.
Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of A Real Shanghai Factory Made From Lego Pieces
IN Shanghai, the civic authorties are building building from Lego - factories schools, hotels.
At around 5:30am on June 27, an unoccupied building still under construction at Lianhuanan Road in the Minxing district of Shanghai city toppled over. One worker was killed.
You can create your own disaster at home by piling Lego bricks into a structure and then pushing them over.
The pictures are incredible:
Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
THIS is how the New York hipster moves…
The Daily What is mobile…
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Accused Of Sexually Harassing A Mermaid
TOMMY Ervin, manager of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park, florida, faces charges that he did sexually harass a mermaid.
Ervin’s former co-worker Nancy Flowers accuses Ervin of behaving inappropriately toward her and her co-workers, including her daughter Heather Flowers, who is a mermaid at the park.
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Homosexual Demon Exorcised In US Church: Video
THIS video shows a 16-year-old boy lying on the floor as patrons of Manifested Glory Ministries, Connecticut, exorcise a “homosexual demon” from his body.
The crowd yell:
“Rip it from his throat!”
“Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer!”
Says Rev. Patricia McKinney:
“We believe a man should be with a woman and a woman should be with a man. We have nothing against homosexuals. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle.”
“Come out of his belly.
“It’s in the belly — push.”
Video:
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Accused Says Drugs Not Cocaine But Something To Help His Erection
MAREK Cernay tells the High Court that the powder he bought is not cocaine but a drug to improve his sexual stamina.
Cernay, a Slovakian national, says he paid £25 for four bags of drugs – worth £6,000 -after telling a man at a Tesco’s supermarket in Coleraine, Co Londonderry, that he had trouble maintaining an erection.
“That male then produces these four bags of powder which are worth £6,000 and sells them to him for £25,” the prosecuting lawyer added.
According to police statements, Cernay told officers: “I have them for hard on.”
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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