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Oh Brother!

‘“FANS were shocked when it was reported that Big Brother stars Michele Bass and Stuart Wilson had split after a massive row,” write OK!. Remember them? … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Stitch That!

‘IF Michael Jackson is considering removing himself from America to live in the UK we commend to his attention Danniella Westbrook. When Vanessa Feltz dreamed… The … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Tango & Cash

‘“IT’S the ultimate showbiz cliché,” writes OK!, “beautiful pop star marries handsome footballer.” When two become one But who wants to be a cliché when you … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

A Sense of Normality

‘ARE we really so shocked the London killers were home-grown British terrorists working out of Leeds? Well, there were only repeats on the telly… To many … (read more)

Posted: 14th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Copy Cat Fight

‘SUN readers must be disappointed that the terrorists came from Yorkshire. As original as air Such news pushes all other things out of the way, including … (read more)

Posted: 13th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

The Word On The Lane

‘I SAY, I say, I say, what do you call a man who blows himself up on a crowded train with the intent of killing and maiming anyone and everyone … (read more)

Posted: 13th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Burying Bad News

‘IT’S a good day to bury Stephen Byers. ‘They come here to bury me’ No! No! No! That’s not what we meant. Mr Byers, the former … (read more)

Posted: 13th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Your Big Break

‘WHEN Old Mr Anorak passed away, his big heart exploding with too much love as he coached the Thai ladies ping-pong team at their winter training camp, the golden bat … (read more)

Posted: 13th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

United In Terror

‘DO we take comfort from knowing the identities of the terrorists who murdered and ruined the lives of so many in London last week? The pain doesn’t … (read more)

Posted: 13th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

What, Us Worry?

‘WHEN you look at President Bush, what do you see? ‘You don’t have to be mad to work her, but it helps’ A strong man with … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Where Bald Eagles Don’t Dare

‘“FORTES fortuna juvat,” says a motto of the US Air Force. “But take care when in London – it’s dangerous!” ‘Hoodie at 12 o’clock. Abort! Abort! Abort!’ … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Normality Returns

‘HOW do you know when things have returned to normal after the horror of last Thursday’s bombs in London? Let’s burst the terrorists’ bubble We’ve heard … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Old Spices

‘NINE years ago, all Posh, Geri, Baby, Scary and Sporty wanted was to party with their mates and zigazig ah. No Spice Girl is an island … (read more)

Posted: 12th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Blue Is The Colour

‘WE have no more desire to be pedantic than the next Homo sapiens but what does Britney Spears mean when she says if her baby is a boy she wants … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

An Unbearable Wait

‘THE Telegraph is right, the London bombs did add a poignancy to yesterday’s celebration to mark the 60th anniversary of the end of the Second World War. Not … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Lairy Mary

‘WE haven’t seen much of Mary-Kate Olsen; but, then, there isn’t much of Mary Kate-Olsen to see. So good they named her twice But the Enquirer … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Tuffer’s Luck

‘WHENEVER TV runs out of its own heroes, it takes them from other walks of life. ‘Heyyyy’ It’s now hard to think of Dr Robert … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Basket Case

‘WHILE the UK’s security services battle to ensure the health and safety to the population at large, Somerset County Council is doing its bit to help the fight. … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Facing The Truth

‘WAS the wave of bombs in London the prelude to more carnage or the culmination of a concerted terrorist plot to kill? City worker Jamie Gordon, 30, is … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

The Mourning After

‘WE knew it was coming. It was, we had been told, inevitable.At the moment when Londoners were chatting about the Olympics in 2012 – how they were going to pay … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

The Cheeks Of It

‘THOSE of you who want to stick up two fingers to the world can; those of you who want to moon at it are advised to exercise great caution. … (read more)

Posted: 11th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Playing The Fall

‘IT’S interesting to imagine what story would have been the papers’ first had the dreadful events in London not occurred. Bush could teach those anarchist clowns a thing … (read more)

Posted: 8th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Life Goes On

‘THERE is a temptation to talk about how Big Brother’s Mikosi did bonk Anthony in the big Brother pool and, since she takes no birth control, perhaps create the … (read more)

Posted: 8th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

London Pride

‘THAT was my city on the TV screens. I know Woburn place well. Tavistock Square is an old haunt, the café in the middle a great place to sit and … (read more)

Posted: 8th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Horns Of A Dilemma

‘AFTER the human solidarity of London, we need assurance that life goes on. Steak a la mode “AVOID LONDON AREA CLOSED TURN ON RADIO,” says the … (read more)

Posted: 8th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

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