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Double Dutch

‘THERE is no doubt as to the identity of the proudest woman in Britain this morning. ‘Sixty-six. Clickety-clicks!’ No, it’s not “kinky” Kinga Karolczak, Big Brother’s … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, August 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Up, Up And Away

‘NEWSPAPERS are never happier than when breaking bad news – the worse the disaster, the bigger the smile on a news editor’s face. Anorak’s daily figures … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, August 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

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Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Pet Loves

‘FROM one pneumatic reality TV star who made it big, we move to another wannabe who has but a toehold on fame’s oily ladder, and check up on Saskia Howard-Clark. … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Somethings In Common

‘JORDAN and Victoria Beckham might not be the best of friends, but so much space is taken up by one or other of them in OK! that they operate as … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

For Old Timer’s Sake

‘REMEMBER how OK! promised to show you Posh and Catherine Zeta Jones “AS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE”? Zorro was big in the 50s Well, like … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Football’s Striker

‘CONGRATULATIONS to the pneumatic Keeley on winning the Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition. Sheryl and Gazza in happier times “Seven months ago I was a … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

When Celebrities Attack

‘“REALITY television has sunk to new depths…” writes the Times. A megamouth shark This is an astounding claim. Not even Dante could have imagined a level … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

When In Rome

‘THE Telegraph’s front-page headline that the Tube bomber suspect caught in Rome had fled London by Eurostar is not heartening. All escape routes lead to Rome … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Cheeky Girl

‘WHO’S that blonde kissing David Beckham in the Mirror? Why, it’s none other than Julie from Suffolk, planting a smacker on the footballer’s cheek as he leaves a London eatery. … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Winning The War

‘IT was the week when the world according to the Sun returned to normal. Hurrah! A nation rejoiced as there on the Sun’s Page 3 was Charlotte Church and, more … (read more)

Posted: 1st, August 2005 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Just Desserts

‘THE Sun says that Johnny Depp, star of the movie Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, loves sticky toffee pudding. He just “can’t get enough”. ‘Oompa Loompa doompadee doo, … (read more)

Posted: 29th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

An Ill Wind

‘THE Sun’s front page seems to have provided an answer to the question as to whether or not the London bomber caught in Birmingham planned to blow up a part … (read more)

Posted: 29th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

War & Peace

‘“TIME FOR PEACE,” says the message neatly painted on a Belfast wall – words heeded by the IRA which yesterday vowed to destroy its weapons within two months. … (read more)

Posted: 29th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Over There

‘WHAT happens in the final episode of Over There, the US TV mini-series about soldiers in Iraq, is not yet revealed? The accepatable face of war … (read more)

Posted: 29th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Terrorist Charged

‘THE news is not unexpected: the terrorists who hit London twice planned to detonate more bombs in the capital. Nailing the bombers “DEATH IN A BOTTLE,” … (read more)

Posted: 28th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

London In Bloom

‘IT was a while in the coming, but the terrorist attacks on London are finally being put into perspective by the great and good.In “Shaken Orlando makes a 911 call…to … (read more)

Posted: 28th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Together Forever

‘JENNIFER Aniston and Brad Pitt might no longer be an item in terms of love, but in the press they are forever locked together. ‘Is that your wedding … (read more)

Posted: 28th, July 2005 | In: Reviews | Comment

Marriage Spin

‘JUST as “confirmed bachelors” of old are now known as “gay men”, the Government thinks the time is ripe to reclassify society’s sensibly-shoed distaff element. ‘With these cock … (read more)

Posted: 28th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Time Not To Kill

‘SO much of life is about…timing. Never again Much of the run up to the last General Election was spent wondering whether Tony Blair would step … (read more)

Posted: 28th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Profiling Terror

‘BY now, anyone reading the papers should have built up a pretty good profile of what an Islamic terrorist or a terror suspect looks like. ‘It’s a signed … (read more)

Posted: 27th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Voyage Of Discovery

‘AMID all the American bashing, the Telegraph reminds those of us that need to be reminded that the USA possesses that rare ability to truly inspire. ‘Did … (read more)

Posted: 27th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Enough Said

‘THE “Daily Telegraph can reveal” that one of the four suspects in the attempted bombings in London last week spent time in prison. Where is Said? … (read more)

Posted: 27th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Houses Of Windsor

‘“IS Camilla being turned into the Queen Mum?” asks the masthead atop the Mail. Stick pins in your eyes…now! For added intrigue, there are accompanying shots … (read more)

Posted: 27th, July 2005 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Train Of Thought

‘BRITONS are by nature not the most monocular, reactionary bunch and a poll commissioned by the Times says that 74 per cent of the public think terrorist bombs and scares … (read more)

Posted: 26th, July 2005 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

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