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Gary Busey Wins Celebrity Big Brother: ‘Prophet Or Madman?’ Trading Card

GARY Busey has won the 2014 series of Celebrity Big Brother.

His trading cards is worth a look.
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Posted: 12th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Adrian Chiles Gets Ready For His Close-Up

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ITV presenter Adrian Chiles at the St Jakob-Park Stadium, Basel, is ready for this close up.

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: Sports, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother: ‘Lesbian ‘ Kisser White Dee Becomes The Birmingham Resident’

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WHEN the Daily Star declares “White Dee In BB 3-Way Romp”, you don’t know whether to take a peek or look away.

Deirdre Kelly — “White Dee” — is the break-out star of Benefits Street, TV’s fly-in-the-biscuit tin look at the welfare state through the eyes of UKIP recruiters for whom benefits are the disease not the symptom of poverty, poor education and unemployment.

Dee was the Street’s sedatory matriach and protector of the weak. She’s moved from James Turner Street, Birmingham, to a Z-list holding bay in leafy Elstree, where she’s having a Big Brother threesome.

Given that the Star is owned by Richard Desmond, who also publishes hardcore porn, the “romp” holds much promise for sticky-fingered readers.

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Posted: 8th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Lookalikes: Lola Saunders Looks Like Lindsay Lohan

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LOLA Saunders, a 20 year old fishmonger from South Shields, gave a terrific performance on the X Factor. But, then, she is otherwise known as Lindsay Lohan , star of Freaky Friday and LA courtrooms…

Year of training, darlings. Years…

 

 

Posted: 6th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV Fail: Susanna Reid Asks Dan Stevens If He ‘Beats Off Lots Of Men’

Screen shot 2014 09 05 at 13.49.03 TV Fail: Susanna Reid Asks Dan Stevens If He Beats Off Lots Of Men

 

DAN Stevens is on the dire Good Morning Britain. The Former Downton Abbey star is tlaking about his roles in The Guest and A Walk Among the Tombstones.

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Posted: 5th, September 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Game Of Thrones: Croatian Chruch Bans Naked Cersei Lannister From Enterting A Church

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NO need to hack Jennifer Lawrence or Rihanna’s iCloud accounts to find naked photos of them – just wait for casting central to offer them a job in Game of Thrones. News is that Cersei Lannister (played by Lena Headey) will walk naked through the streets of Dubrovnik, Croatia.

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Posted: 4th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Your All-Purpose 24-7 Rolling News Report

WITH TV news on 24 hours a day 7 days a week, every story must be teased out to last as long as it can. Even with no or few facts available, the wily news reporter can string things out for 24 hours a day 7 days a week until all the facts are in and we go live to…

 

Posted: 3rd, September 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Conformity Of Sports Punditry: Gary Neville’s Sigh Sports And Sean Dyche’s Market Leaders

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THE football world, notwithstanding the scrutiny of the millions of people who obsessively follow its comings and goings, remains a stubbornly closed community. One consequence of this, as I have noted before, is that it is an extremely conformist environment in which new fashions spread almost instantaneously, and adherence is almost total.

Nowhere is this more obvious than in the language of the game. Words and phrases spread like wildfire and are used automatically by everyone within days Sometimes they spread outwards and infect society at large.

This month’s phenomenon is not a word but a sound – a sigh, to be precise.

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Posted: 3rd, September 2014 | In: Sports, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Everything I Know About Islam I Learnt From Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson

EVERYTHING I know about Islam I learnt from Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson.

What makes it extra special is the “exclusive” banner.

 

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Posted: 3rd, September 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Deadline Day Is Forever Tied To Jim ‘The Clock IS Ticking’ White

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FOR those of you not au fait with Sky Sport News, Jim White is the man who “understands” from “Sky sources” that he has hours of airtime to fill until a team owned by a billionaire actually buys a footballer from another team owned by a billionaire.

Once upon a time White was just another pundit with big black cans on his ears and a windproofed ‘SKY SPORTS’ branded microphone in his paws.

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Posted: 1st, September 2014 | In: Sports, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tiswas Does the Ice-Bucket Challenge

TISAWAS does the ice-bucket challenge:

 

 

Can you name all the bucketeers…?

Posted: 29th, August 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


James Alexander Gordon and The Poetry of The Pools

James Alexander Gordon and the poetry of the pools

BBC announcer James Alexander Gordon, whose voice was synonymous with the football results, has died at the age of 78.

 
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Although he started reading the results in 1973, in the heyday of flares and platform boots, he seemed to personify an earlier short-back-and-sides era, when the ‘wireless’ was still the main conduit for live football. A time when teams played at the same time – 3pm on a Saturday – allowing for a comprehensive results service at 5 O’Clock, heralded by Sports Report’s stirring theme tune, ‘Out of the Blue’ played by the Central RAF band (and here by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)…

 

 

These were not any old results, like those garbled and sometimes unreliable missives that sprang from the manic teleprinter…

 

No, these were the CLASSIFIED football results, and their significance – aside from the footballing issues resting upon them – was that the football pools relied upon them.

The pools were the national lottery of their day, able to change people’s lives at a stroke. Dreams could come true, but so could nightmares, as in the case of Viv ‘Spend, Spend, Spend’ Nicholson…

 

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Up and down the land, people would sit glued to the radio, in a quasi-religious shared national experience (in the days before people spoke in such terms), checking their pools coupons to see if they had predicted the requisite results to hit the jackpot. Gordon said he remembered complaints that results could be difficult to follow, and he is credited with innovating a form of inflection that indicated the outcome of the game, and made it easier to follow while studying a piece of paper full of tiny boxes.

Here he talks about his distinctive style…

 

 

But even those not interested in gambling – or football itself, for that matter – couldn’t fail to feel some affection for the litany of names, which ranged from the legendary to the most obscure creatures lurking in the depths of the lower English and Scottish leagues. Its soothing effect is rivaled only by the poetry of the shipping forecast.

Here the mellifluous Charlotte Green, successor to Gordon, applies her technique to the sacred text…

 

 

And here Mark E Smith tries his hand at it. Radio announcing’s loss was music’s gain, although listening to the auld curmudgeon’s idiosyncratic efforts, some of us live in hope that he will return to this fertile field in the not-too-distant future…

 

Posted: 24th, August 2014 | In: Sports, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robin Williams Death Show: Fox News Milks The Dead “Coward’ And Kicks His Kids In The Guts

DID you find the death of Robin Williams entertaining? Fox News sure did:

 

Posted: 14th, August 2014 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: Forget Football, Forget Athletics, Great TV Sport Is All About Sheds

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Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: forget football, forget athletics, it’s all about sheds

Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year (Channel 4)

With Eurovision been and gone, Britain’s Got Talent over and X Factor still over the horizon, I’ve been jonesing for a televised competition to root for. Alright, so there was The World Cup and The Commonwealth Games but neither of can compare with…Shed of The Year. Presented by the ever-enthusiastic George Clarke as part of his Amazing Spaces series, the competition throws light on a hidden sub-species in British life – the Sheddies.

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Posted: 9th, August 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Crossover appeal: When two shows collide

A trailer has appear which shows a historic collaboration episode between The Simpsons and Family Guy. Of course, everything ever is ‘historic’ because it is something that happened in the whole of man’s annals, however, this one is of note because it is bound to make two hugely popular things and tarnish them slightly.

The special episode sees the Simpson and Griffin families meet up, and they make pals and of course, fall out.

The Griffins visit Springfield and Peter and Homer bond over food, planes while Bart and Stewie skateboard and prank call Moe. It’s all the stuff you’d expect.

The fall-out seems to occur over beer differences.

So, with that, let us look at the (long) trailer of The Simpsons and Family Guy, and also, a load of other brilliant and weird crossover shows.

You’ll be surprised at which of your favourites have locked antlers.

Simpsons vs Family Guy

Beer. Slapstick. Tasteless jokes. Noticing skin colour differences. It’s all here.

Roseanne vs Absolutely Fabulous

Here’s a wonderful thing – two of the funnest, best and daftest TV shows ever written, crash landing into each other and probably one of the most successful crossovers. The perfume scene is still wonderful.

Mork & Mindy vs Happy Days

Many don’t know that Mork & Mindy was one of the many spin-off shows from Happy Days, so it is always worth showing off the times The Fonz and Mork met. It isn’t particularly good, but it is fascinating to watch – like a lorry load of pigs crashing on a dual carriageway.

Fresh Prince vs Diff’rent Strokes

This whole mash-up was designed for one joke and one joke alone. You can watch the clip below and wait for it, if you haven’t guessed what it is.

Batman vs Green Hornet

Batman met Bruce Lee in an episode of the show which involved a daft fiendish plan designed to stop super heroes from doing their job by turning them into giant postage stamps. Seriously. There’s actually two versions of the episode, where the heroes swap roles for their respective shows.

Power Rangers vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Okay. What can you say about lycra-clad kung-fu getting helped out by three zany turtles who can also do martial arts? Nothing. Watch the clip and enjoy the cheapness.

Cheers vs St Elsewhere

Two gigantic, iconic shows wander into each other, with some of the St Elsewhere crew turning up at the Cheers pub for a drink. This kind of thing should happen more often.

Ally McBeal vs The Practice

Two of the biggest shows in America came together for a special which will have passed most UK viewers by because we didn’t give any love to The Practice.

Magnum PI vs Murder She Wrote

Seriously. While this is not the best video, this is proof that Magnum once worked with Jessica Fletcher. That’s amazing.

Posted: 30th, July 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: Trouble at The Mill and Problematic Penguins

The Mill (Channel 4)

Penguin Post Office (BBC 2)

Outside the sun was shining, inside The Mill was on the telly, dragging all light and hope from the world. The first series of Channel 4’s historical drama based on the archives of the Quarry Bank Mill in Cheshire was one of the broadcaster’s biggest hits in 2013, presumably acting as a kind of televisual cosh for viewers. Series 2 is shaping up to be no less gloomy with a script that levers in historical references with all the skill of a bemused GCSE student flicking through Cliff Notes.

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Posted: 28th, July 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


London Live TV Caption Hilarity (With Anthony Costa From Blue)

LONDON Live has really nailed this ‘appointment to view television’ thing:

 

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Spotter:  @TheMediaTweets @CEWMurray

 

 

Posted: 6th, July 2014 | In: TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: The (not so) Secret Life of Students versus The Honourable Woman

The Secret Life of Students Mic Wrights Remotely Furious: The (not so) Secret Life of Students versus The Honourable Woman

 

STUDENTS get drunk, do stupid things and feel homesick: those were the shocking secrets uncovered in the first episode of The Secret Life of Students, Channel 4’s latest slice of unflinching voyeurism. While it focused on a clutch of freshers at Leicester University, the twist this time was that the programme makers were able to delve into their subjects’ social media postings, texts and Google searches, flashing their contents up on screen as the unsurprising stories unfolded.

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Posted: 4th, July 2014 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Isis Imitates Monkey Dust: At Home With The Black Country Jihadis

MONKEY Dust foretold the ISIS jihadis – Black Country chapter:

 

Posted: 4th, July 2014 | In: News, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Flying Circus Comes To Town: Monty Python’s Hidden Gems And Forgotten Sadism

The Flying Circus Comes To Town: Python’s hidden gems

 

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THE Flying Circus is back in town, for one last hurrah – or rather a string of them – at London’s O2. The famous old sketches will be enacted again, and the audience will be word-perfect even is the performers aren’t.

The story can be found in a special programme here

In honour of the reunion, but in the spirit of discovery, we offer a selection of the Pythons’ most obscure back pages….

 

 

The album that never was

 

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Monty Python albums weren’t just a way of reliving the sketches in the days before video recorders; they were classics in their own right. Far from being mere cash-ins, they were actually superior to the TV shows, and played a crucial but unsung role in establishing the Monty Python phenomenon.

Back in the day, a generation of schoolboys learned French verbs and poetry by rote, then spent their spare time committing Monty Python sketches to memory in similar dead-parrot fashion, using the tie-in albums and books for homework. Meanwhile in America, where the shows were virtually unknown, the records (on the ‘progressive’ Charisma label) became an integral part of the post-Sixties ‘stoner’ culture. FM djs gave them airplay, and rock stars championed them at every opportunity. They were known as ‘The Pythons’, which sounded like a rock group, and before long they were de facto rock stars themselves, with sell-out live tours and screaming fans. There was even a live album, replete with extra swearing. (The albums were quite risqué, in marked contrast to the strict censorship of the BBC at the time.)

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Posted: 2nd, July 2014 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Drop A Huge Douglas Fir Tree Between Two Buildings

HOW do you cut a very tall tree in a very tight space. Scott Augur  explains:

“I walked around this thing with a plumb bob. I got back at various angles and looked at it. There was no limb weight to one side or the other. It was just, if you were going to try to shoot a tree between two buildings with five inches of clearance on both sides, this would be the tree to use,” he said.

Measure twice, cut once.

 

Posted: 1st, July 2014 | In: Anorak TV, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Breaking News For Fools: Investigation Finds That Perrier Water Is A Rip Off

perrier Breaking News For Fools: Investigation Finds That Perrier Water Is A Rip OffTHE Dispatches team over at Channel 4 has uncovered shocking evidence of the way that Perrier is woefully overpriced, actually being more expensive than honest to goodness beer and cider. Clearly the Frenchies are simply ripping us all off:

An investigation by Channel 4′s Dispatches found three supermarket chains selling lager cheaper than sparkling Perrier water.

Tesco sold multipacks of Fosters, Carlsberg and Carling lager at 69p a pint and Strongbow cider for 65p a pint. This compared with Perrier mineral water costing 73p a pint.

In Asda, the same beers could be bought for 72p a pint, compared with 76p a pint for Perrier.

And at Sainsbury’s, 20 cans of Fosters lager was 72p a pint while 15 cans of Strongbow cost £8, equating to 69p a pint, 7p less than a pint of sparkling water.

Alternatively of course the Dispatches team are simply being dipsticks. Perrier is a luxury good: a Veblen Good even. It is in fact just water with bubbles put into it: it’s not naturally bubbly at all. And they deliberately make it and advertise it as being expensive. The point being that no one actually likes the stuff it’s just there to be expensive. So that when you buy it people can see that you’re the sort of person who buys expensive bottled water. That’s how it differentiates itself from the supermarket bottled water which is 19p for two litres in the same aisle.

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Posted: 30th, June 2014 | In: Money, The Consumer, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Adrian… er, Adrian Chiles…uh…gives…. er, gives… uh… pause for… uh…thought

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PAUSE for thought?

Hello… and… uh… welcome to… er….welcome to… uh… this… uh… article… in which we, er…. will be… uh… touching… on… an issue which… er, which is… uh… becoming increasingly prevalent in… the…uh… in the… broadcast… media.

Listen to Radio 4’s Today or PM flagship current affairs programmes and you will hear the mellifluous Scottish tones of two presenters in an increasingly intensive competition to break the world record for dead air by the simple expedient of… pausing… between… almost every… other… word.

But this phenomenon is nothing to do with uncertainty, or nervousness, or an inability to string two words together. These are assured, experienced, eloquent, senior journalists.

So why do they do it?

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Posted: 28th, June 2014 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: The Weird World of Meet the Mormons

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WATCHING Meet The Mormons (Channel 4) felt like taking part in a bizarre game of Where’s Wally? as the camera caught glimpses of the Church PR people lurking just out of shot. There are 200,000 Mormons in the UK and the elders at the church’s Salt Lake City HQ seemed to think giving director Lynn Alleway access to a young British missionary could up that number. But for viewers whose knowledge of the sect stretched no further than Osmonds, this hour-long look at 20-year-old Josh from Sussex beginning his two years mandatory missionary work was far from edifying.

A representative from the Church was always just out of shot and often creeping into view as Alleway worried that the young man was struggling to cope with his challenge. We saw him in tears early on before resigning himself to the constant attention of his mentor, a Swiss missionary named Elder Bauman who was not much older than him but far steelier in his determination to knock on every door in Leeds and remain upbeat despite the constant knock-backs.

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Posted: 27th, June 2014 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0