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Big Con

Do we care that nine of the contestants have been trialled for previous Big Brother shows?

The Sun reports that Pete has been groomed for a Big Brother stint from series … (read more)

Posted: 28th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Dawn Breaks

“If one of them comes out and kills themselves the producers will have blood on their hands. You are playing with people’s lives.” So says Dawn “shut up” Black.

In … (read more)

Posted: 27th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Lisa Talks Pete

Whoever thought Pete’s swearing would turn us off the show could not have been more wrong.

Swearing IS the show. So keen are the housemates to make Pete appear just … (read more)

Posted: 26th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Footing The Bill

Mistakes are easily made. Had Prince Harry worn a swastika to a friend’s fancy dress party in downtown Munich he would have been fined.

What passes for comedy in these … (read more)

Posted: 26th, May 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Chugging Along

Nikki is alone. No-one fancies Nikkki.

Why? Maybe it’s because she talks as if the words are too big to get out. Nikkki’s words are like clenched fists fighting to get … (read more)

Posted: 24th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Eeza Geeza Is Sezer

“SEZER the geezer is a bit of a sleaze…r.”

So sang Boon-eh, who should be commended for finally saying something we can understand, let alone concocting a rhyme.

And what of Sezer … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Imogen Scores

THERE now follows a review of what sources have been saying about Big Brother’s latest bunch of wannabes and never wills.

Imogen has form. The Sun says the Miss Wales … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Help The Needy

DON’T panic if you found a golden ticket in your mid-morning snack – it doesn’t mean you have to appear on Big Brother.

If the life of a Z-list celebrity is … (read more)

Posted: 20th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

For Pete’s Sake

“TOURETTE Syndrome is a medical condition with a genetic component but is as yet of unknown cause. It is characterised by a combination of chronic muscular tics (twitch-like movements) and … (read more)

Posted: 19th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Lucky Seven

WHAT do the following have in common?

A gay barman who enjoys six in the bed; a knitter, a mum and a bagpipe player; two experts at doing the splits; an … (read more)

Posted: 18th, May 2006 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Don’t Mention Culloden

There will be no Tartan Army wandering about Germany behaving well and doing their best to show that they are not English. The Scots are not a bit like those … (read more)

Posted: 11th, May 2006 | In: Back pages | Comment

Dream On

‘ANOTHER devastating blow for John Prescott this morning comes in the shape of a poll which reveals that Simon Cowell is the man most women would like to sleep with. … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Running Her Life

‘“KATIE is doing exercises to build up her back and shoulders and I simple can’t go along with what’s happening.”No, not the words of pop acorn Peter Andre, looking on … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Carry On Westminster

‘“CAN I get you anything, sir?” asks the airhostess. The passenger looks up, his lips moist with anticipation. He stretches out a hand and helps himself to a pear. “Oh, … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Karted Off

‘FORGET for a moment Wayne Rooney’s foot and know that Myleene Klass has twisted an ankle. ‘It’s me metatarsal’ … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Breaking Cover

‘THEY say that if everyone who claims to have witnessed England’s World Cup triumph in 1966 actually had been at Wembley that day, the stadium would have been fuller than … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Congestion Charge

‘NEWS that the US embassy has racked up a whopping £271,000 in congestion charge fines in just six months is made that much worse by the revelation that that money … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Small Minded

‘DAVID Miliband is the Minister of Communities and Local Government. He is your local community politician. He says: “Over the next week our priority is to make sure people do … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Birds Of Passage

‘TWO swallows may not make a summer, but a picture of Anna Kournikova on the front page of one of the tabloids is proof positive that warmer weather is on … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

Wash Me

‘“WASH ME!” says the sign written in dust on the back of the No. 73 bus. And it might be a cry for help from the bus driver.As Norwich’s First … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Happy As A Sandboy

‘IT could be a scene from a movie – not a movie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are likely to star in, what with there being a semblance of plot … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment

Curry In A Hurry

‘COME on, Jade! You can do it. Get those kebabs up. Only 26 miles to the next chicken madras and chips stop. A cry for help … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2006 | In: Broadsheets | Comment

Muck & Brass

‘WHERE there’s muck, there’s brass. Just ask XXX-rated Internet movie star Parish Hilton who has just splashed out £1.7million on a Tuscan-style property high in the Hollywood Hills. Model, porn … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment

Bloody Hell

‘“AT 0800 this morning a man aged 27 years old was arrested on a street in an east London borough on suspicion of administering a noxious substance recklessly,’ says a … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2006 | In: Tabloids | Comment

It All Comes Out In The Wash

‘“HE took me into the utility room and said, ‘It’s all over for me…and we’re finished.’” Oaten washes whiter … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2006 | In: Reviews | Comment

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